The whole internet loves Chicago Pope, a Chicagoan who’s been elected Pope! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the Pope is Catholic

guy who only understands the human experience through the context of the hit 2016 musical Hamilton: this is just like in Hamilton

sorry i missed your call. I was swept up in the national fervor about the hot murderer’s inscrutable political beliefs. also talking on the phone makes me feel like im being hunted for sport

“Been better Carrie Ann”: Ilona Maher, Carrie Ann Inaba, and the Pressures of Hegemonic Femininity in Reality TV

If I take a step back and think about it, it actually makes perfect sense we would end up with a right coded social media platform and a left coded one.

i feel like this is the main problem with social media. y’all this isn’t real

despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible

they should make baby gronk secretary of agriculture

introduce yourself with four footballers.

trying a new thing out where i am nice. here’s my cat and my horse too

a major problem with bluesky is that i can offhandedly remark "i hate drawing, its too hard" and then a sweet old lady will gently encourage me and kindly point me to some useful resources to get started drawing and i dont know what to do with myself

trying to adapt to bluesky but i fear i’ve been on late stage tw*tter for too long and will struggle to navigate a platform where everyone isn’t just like straight up evil. forgot it could be like this.

confused about the mike tyson jake paul fight. have they fought yet? i thought it started at 8? i am not watching and not planning to but i wanna know when everyone’s gonna be posting about it