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· Sep 26
I used to like and not share if there was no alt text, but from here on out if I notice there's no alt text - you don't even get a like.
JUST ADD ALT TEXT MFERS.
JUST ADD ALT TEXT MFERS.
Well, golly gee, we wouldn't possibly want to acknowledge a brown average working class person as a human let alone a hero! Better cover up all those pesky details so everybody will acknowledge the real heroes - white tech bros.
Amazing, they found a way to steal valor without having to leave home
Amazing, they found a way to steal valor without having to leave home
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Well, golly gee, we wouldn't possibly want to acknowledge a brown average working class person as a human let alone a hero! Better cover up all those pesky details so everybody will acknowledge the real heroes - white tech bros.
Amazing, they found a way to steal valor without having to leave home
Amazing, they found a way to steal valor without having to leave home
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Everyone dies in threes if you stop counting at three each time.
December 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Everyone dies in threes if you stop counting at three each time.
Begging people who make videos where you speak - lower your "background" music so you're actually audible and use subtitles. Please.
December 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Begging people who make videos where you speak - lower your "background" music so you're actually audible and use subtitles. Please.
That time of year to remind everyone that the salv army sucks ass ❤️
December 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
That time of year to remind everyone that the salv army sucks ass ❤️
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I honestly think that many people don't know what their public libraries offer besides books. I think that everyone should go on a public library treasure hunt in 2026. Go explore what your library systems offer at no cost to you. Report back to me :)
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I honestly think that many people don't know what their public libraries offer besides books. I think that everyone should go on a public library treasure hunt in 2026. Go explore what your library systems offer at no cost to you. Report back to me :)
Update! You can also put armor on them 😭💜
December 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Update! You can also put armor on them 😭💜
Great news, everyone, at least right now it is totally possible to ride a baby zombie horse!
December 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Great news, everyone, at least right now it is totally possible to ride a baby zombie horse!
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
"We got _ before GTA 6"
"Todd Howard says he isnt ruling out an Elder Scroll TV show"
Sighing as I once again watch the TES VI trailer, 7 years. 😮💨
"Todd Howard says he isnt ruling out an Elder Scroll TV show"
Sighing as I once again watch the TES VI trailer, 7 years. 😮💨
December 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"We got _ before GTA 6"
"Todd Howard says he isnt ruling out an Elder Scroll TV show"
Sighing as I once again watch the TES VI trailer, 7 years. 😮💨
"Todd Howard says he isnt ruling out an Elder Scroll TV show"
Sighing as I once again watch the TES VI trailer, 7 years. 😮💨
I love how my cat comes to me, desperate for attention. He's never received love or affection. He's desperate, begging. I rock him like a baby for 2 minutes.
Kay 'nuff of that, time to go to the farthest corner of the bed and nap. No more touchy, please ✋🏻
Kay 'nuff of that, time to go to the farthest corner of the bed and nap. No more touchy, please ✋🏻
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I love how my cat comes to me, desperate for attention. He's never received love or affection. He's desperate, begging. I rock him like a baby for 2 minutes.
Kay 'nuff of that, time to go to the farthest corner of the bed and nap. No more touchy, please ✋🏻
Kay 'nuff of that, time to go to the farthest corner of the bed and nap. No more touchy, please ✋🏻
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by the way, bro, progress is progress. A win is a win. Big or small. No matter how long it took you. Give yourself some damn credit.
December 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
by the way, bro, progress is progress. A win is a win. Big or small. No matter how long it took you. Give yourself some damn credit.
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People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
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Every writer I know, every artist I follow, is in the fucking trenches trying to survive this shit. GenAI is not the future because if it keeps going there is no future, and even if it was that would be no excuse.
December 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Every writer I know, every artist I follow, is in the fucking trenches trying to survive this shit. GenAI is not the future because if it keeps going there is no future, and even if it was that would be no excuse.
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If some guy stole my shit and made millions off it while wiping out my job prospects, and you, as my friend, bought that guy's cheap mass market replica of my shit, you and i would for obvious reasons have a problem. It being a massive company, not a guy, actually makes it even more of a problem.
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
If some guy stole my shit and made millions off it while wiping out my job prospects, and you, as my friend, bought that guy's cheap mass market replica of my shit, you and i would for obvious reasons have a problem. It being a massive company, not a guy, actually makes it even more of a problem.
I think we should grab bigots by the ankles and dip them in acid. I think it would improve the world by a lot if we did that.
December 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I think we should grab bigots by the ankles and dip them in acid. I think it would improve the world by a lot if we did that.
It's crazy to me how half a dose of nyquil drops me like a sack of rocks
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
It's crazy to me how half a dose of nyquil drops me like a sack of rocks
"Dont believe everything you read on the internet!" But then they only say it on posts with mountains of easily findable fucking evidence supporting the post, meanwhile they believe any batshit rumor their friend Nancy shares.
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"Dont believe everything you read on the internet!" But then they only say it on posts with mountains of easily findable fucking evidence supporting the post, meanwhile they believe any batshit rumor their friend Nancy shares.
I notoriously don't rewatch movies, even when I want to, I just generally don't?
However, after 4 months, I am now on my 10th watch of the D&D movie.
I think by default that makes it my favorite movie 😂
However, after 4 months, I am now on my 10th watch of the D&D movie.
I think by default that makes it my favorite movie 😂
December 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I notoriously don't rewatch movies, even when I want to, I just generally don't?
However, after 4 months, I am now on my 10th watch of the D&D movie.
I think by default that makes it my favorite movie 😂
However, after 4 months, I am now on my 10th watch of the D&D movie.
I think by default that makes it my favorite movie 😂
Been watching some musicals for the first time and currently on a movie adaption that just has me wondering: who is this for?
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Been watching some musicals for the first time and currently on a movie adaption that just has me wondering: who is this for?
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For those of us who are slow on the uptake, I think this is the USCG reference... www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
For those of us who are slow on the uptake, I think this is the USCG reference... www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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Watching Wicked for the first time and...
It is so on the nose with its messaging - conservatives who thought they were represented by the animals are truly delusional.
Delusional or deeply, and I mean DEEPLY, in denial.
It is so on the nose with its messaging - conservatives who thought they were represented by the animals are truly delusional.
Delusional or deeply, and I mean DEEPLY, in denial.
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Watching Wicked for the first time and...
It is so on the nose with its messaging - conservatives who thought they were represented by the animals are truly delusional.
Delusional or deeply, and I mean DEEPLY, in denial.
It is so on the nose with its messaging - conservatives who thought they were represented by the animals are truly delusional.
Delusional or deeply, and I mean DEEPLY, in denial.