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· Sep 26
I used to like and not share if there was no alt text, but from here on out if I notice there's no alt text - you don't even get a like.
JUST ADD ALT TEXT MFERS.
JUST ADD ALT TEXT MFERS.
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This is gross.
If you watch the interview with Piers Morgan, Piers asked him what work he'd like to be most remembered for. Meaning his movies. Rob responded with the classic turn of phrase.
"Even the bad ones" was a cheeky reference to movies like North that weren't well received, not his son.
If you watch the interview with Piers Morgan, Piers asked him what work he'd like to be most remembered for. Meaning his movies. Rob responded with the classic turn of phrase.
"Even the bad ones" was a cheeky reference to movies like North that weren't well received, not his son.
December 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This is gross.
If you watch the interview with Piers Morgan, Piers asked him what work he'd like to be most remembered for. Meaning his movies. Rob responded with the classic turn of phrase.
"Even the bad ones" was a cheeky reference to movies like North that weren't well received, not his son.
If you watch the interview with Piers Morgan, Piers asked him what work he'd like to be most remembered for. Meaning his movies. Rob responded with the classic turn of phrase.
"Even the bad ones" was a cheeky reference to movies like North that weren't well received, not his son.
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Mass shootings in the US, per Gun Violence Archive:
2015: 332
2016: 383
2017: 347
2018: 335
2019: 414
2020: 611
2021: 689
2022: 644
2023: 659
2024: 503
So far in 2025...392 mass shootings in 349 days.
We do not have to keep living like this.
2015: 332
2016: 383
2017: 347
2018: 335
2019: 414
2020: 611
2021: 689
2022: 644
2023: 659
2024: 503
So far in 2025...392 mass shootings in 349 days.
We do not have to keep living like this.
December 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Mass shootings in the US, per Gun Violence Archive:
2015: 332
2016: 383
2017: 347
2018: 335
2019: 414
2020: 611
2021: 689
2022: 644
2023: 659
2024: 503
So far in 2025...392 mass shootings in 349 days.
We do not have to keep living like this.
2015: 332
2016: 383
2017: 347
2018: 335
2019: 414
2020: 611
2021: 689
2022: 644
2023: 659
2024: 503
So far in 2025...392 mass shootings in 349 days.
We do not have to keep living like this.
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This is your occasional reminder that attention is literally their business model, and when you don’t give it to them, they fail.
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
This is your occasional reminder that attention is literally their business model, and when you don’t give it to them, they fail.
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Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
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I am once again here to implore you to use ALT text on every single image you can.
You can change your settings so that it won't let you post an image without it, and thus you don't have to worry about forgetting.
It only takes a little to be inclusive.
You can change your settings so that it won't let you post an image without it, and thus you don't have to worry about forgetting.
It only takes a little to be inclusive.
December 15, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I am once again here to implore you to use ALT text on every single image you can.
You can change your settings so that it won't let you post an image without it, and thus you don't have to worry about forgetting.
It only takes a little to be inclusive.
You can change your settings so that it won't let you post an image without it, and thus you don't have to worry about forgetting.
It only takes a little to be inclusive.
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We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
December 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
Can we please keep in mind:
People is not a legitimate news source.
This has not been confirmed by authorities.
Rob Reiner was making political enemies with what he was working on.
It's fine if you have the opinion that he did it, he very well may have, but don't just assume it's true bc of People.
People is not a legitimate news source.
This has not been confirmed by authorities.
Rob Reiner was making political enemies with what he was working on.
It's fine if you have the opinion that he did it, he very well may have, but don't just assume it's true bc of People.
"Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele Singer Reiner, were killed by their son, Nick, multiple sources confirm to PEOPLE."
Rob Reiner and His Wife Michele Were Killed by Their Son: (Exclusive Sources)
Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele Singer Reiner, were found after first responders were called to the couple's Brentwood home at 3:30 p.m.
people.com
December 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Can we please keep in mind:
People is not a legitimate news source.
This has not been confirmed by authorities.
Rob Reiner was making political enemies with what he was working on.
It's fine if you have the opinion that he did it, he very well may have, but don't just assume it's true bc of People.
People is not a legitimate news source.
This has not been confirmed by authorities.
Rob Reiner was making political enemies with what he was working on.
It's fine if you have the opinion that he did it, he very well may have, but don't just assume it's true bc of People.
This. Adding on that I would like to encourage people to stop spreading information without even checking the sources. PEOPLE is not a credible source and every source I've seen sharing the same info - are using PEOPLE as *their* source.
While people are spreading rumors about who did it, I'm going to spread the rumor that he was just as likely killed for his political documentary God & Country, about the rise of christian nationalism aka NatCs, than any other reason.
We will find out in time.
We will find out in time.
December 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
This. Adding on that I would like to encourage people to stop spreading information without even checking the sources. PEOPLE is not a credible source and every source I've seen sharing the same info - are using PEOPLE as *their* source.
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Remember how much these people lost their minds when ONE right wing podcaster got shot.
They dont care about you, they only care about themselves and what they can spin to suit their grift.
They dont care about you, they only care about themselves and what they can spin to suit their grift.
December 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Remember how much these people lost their minds when ONE right wing podcaster got shot.
They dont care about you, they only care about themselves and what they can spin to suit their grift.
They dont care about you, they only care about themselves and what they can spin to suit their grift.
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It was wild when they revealed all the ghosts in Luigi's mansion were dead pharmaceutical execs.
December 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
It was wild when they revealed all the ghosts in Luigi's mansion were dead pharmaceutical execs.
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Fuck. Rest in peace, Rob & Michele Reiner
December 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Fuck. Rest in peace, Rob & Michele Reiner
If you're reading this..
You should read more books.
We all should. Everybody should replace some social media time with book time.
You should read more books.
We all should. Everybody should replace some social media time with book time.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
If you're reading this..
You should read more books.
We all should. Everybody should replace some social media time with book time.
You should read more books.
We all should. Everybody should replace some social media time with book time.
Well, golly gee, we wouldn't possibly want to acknowledge a brown average working class person as a human let alone a hero! Better cover up all those pesky details so everybody will acknowledge the real heroes - white tech bros.
Amazing, they found a way to steal valor without having to leave home
Amazing, they found a way to steal valor without having to leave home
This is fucking grim. Somebody invented a white guy, an "IT professional" named Edward Crabtree, who stopped the Bondi shooting and spread it all over the internet, which was picked up by AI agents and slop aggregation sites.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
The real hero is a fruit stand owner named Ahmed el Ahmed.
December 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Well, golly gee, we wouldn't possibly want to acknowledge a brown average working class person as a human let alone a hero! Better cover up all those pesky details so everybody will acknowledge the real heroes - white tech bros.
Amazing, they found a way to steal valor without having to leave home
Amazing, they found a way to steal valor without having to leave home
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Everyone dies in threes if you stop counting at three each time.
December 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Everyone dies in threes if you stop counting at three each time.
Begging people who make videos where you speak - lower your "background" music so you're actually audible and use subtitles. Please.
December 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Begging people who make videos where you speak - lower your "background" music so you're actually audible and use subtitles. Please.
That time of year to remind everyone that the salv army sucks ass ❤️
December 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
That time of year to remind everyone that the salv army sucks ass ❤️
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I honestly think that many people don't know what their public libraries offer besides books. I think that everyone should go on a public library treasure hunt in 2026. Go explore what your library systems offer at no cost to you. Report back to me :)
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I honestly think that many people don't know what their public libraries offer besides books. I think that everyone should go on a public library treasure hunt in 2026. Go explore what your library systems offer at no cost to you. Report back to me :)
Update! You can also put armor on them 😭💜
December 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Update! You can also put armor on them 😭💜
Great news, everyone, at least right now it is totally possible to ride a baby zombie horse!
December 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Great news, everyone, at least right now it is totally possible to ride a baby zombie horse!
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
"We got _ before GTA 6"
"Todd Howard says he isnt ruling out an Elder Scroll TV show"
Sighing as I once again watch the TES VI trailer, 7 years. 😮💨
"Todd Howard says he isnt ruling out an Elder Scroll TV show"
Sighing as I once again watch the TES VI trailer, 7 years. 😮💨
December 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"We got _ before GTA 6"
"Todd Howard says he isnt ruling out an Elder Scroll TV show"
Sighing as I once again watch the TES VI trailer, 7 years. 😮💨
"Todd Howard says he isnt ruling out an Elder Scroll TV show"
Sighing as I once again watch the TES VI trailer, 7 years. 😮💨
I love how my cat comes to me, desperate for attention. He's never received love or affection. He's desperate, begging. I rock him like a baby for 2 minutes.
Kay 'nuff of that, time to go to the farthest corner of the bed and nap. No more touchy, please ✋🏻
Kay 'nuff of that, time to go to the farthest corner of the bed and nap. No more touchy, please ✋🏻
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I love how my cat comes to me, desperate for attention. He's never received love or affection. He's desperate, begging. I rock him like a baby for 2 minutes.
Kay 'nuff of that, time to go to the farthest corner of the bed and nap. No more touchy, please ✋🏻
Kay 'nuff of that, time to go to the farthest corner of the bed and nap. No more touchy, please ✋🏻
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by the way, bro, progress is progress. A win is a win. Big or small. No matter how long it took you. Give yourself some damn credit.
December 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
by the way, bro, progress is progress. A win is a win. Big or small. No matter how long it took you. Give yourself some damn credit.