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That time of year to remind everyone that the salv army sucks ass ❤️
The Salvation Army is NOT a charity. They are an evangelical protestant church which uses donated money to actively oppress gay rights. They have threatened tens of thousands of New York soup kitchens if they are forced to adhere to civil rights laws when dealing with gay employees. They spend your money lobbying governments to prevent LGBT rights legislation. Please research a charity before giving. Consider Doctors Without Borders or Amnesty International.
December 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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We ride at dawn
My minecraft avatar riding on a baby zombie horse in purple leather armor with a small army of other armored baby zombie horses behind me.
December 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Update! You can also put armor on them 😭💜
A minecraft baby zombie horse with light purple leather armor and a saddle.
December 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Great news, everyone, at least right now it is totally possible to ride a baby zombie horse!
My minecraft avatar riding on a baby zombie horse
December 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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I love how my cat comes to me, desperate for attention. He's never received love or affection. He's desperate, begging. I rock him like a baby for 2 minutes.
Kay 'nuff of that, time to go to the farthest corner of the bed and nap. No more touchy, please ✋🏻
My black cat sleeping peacefully on my lavender comforter.
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Happy Halloween, ghosts and ghouls! 🎃🖤
Minecraft giant jack-o-lantern sitting on a mountain ledge with a sinister smile and sharp teeth. One iris is a pumpkin, the other a regular jack-o-lantern.
October 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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I know I'm no nail artist - but given the most complex nail I've ever done was a pokeball design a decade ago, I'm pretty happy with the result lol
My nails for Halloween month. All but my middle fingers are black with an orange and pink or purple glitter coat. My left middle finger is orange with the same glitter coat and a jack-o-lantern face painted on top. My right middle finger has the same glittery orange base but with a yellow moon, a tiny bat that got a little smooshed, part of a tree, and an attempt at two cross headstones.
October 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I am so sad that it's just all gone. These aren't even how I left it, they're just the last photos of it I have. Not a single picture of my chicken garden, didnt even get to make the iron farm in survival 💔
My minecraft village screenshot while in a creative copy A screenshot of the entrance to my area I had just finished and was so happy with
October 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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forg on the door
Small frog clinging to storm door
September 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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The memorial version I made for the small Kid Rock - Kid Pebble, who was subsequently dropped by the eagle.
The same monster trucks in front of fireworks image with eagles in the corner - but this time small Kid Rock, Kid Pebble, is on the ground and another larger Kid Rock is on the right side performing at Kid Pebble's memorial service. White t-shirt that says: "Kid Pebble Kid Rock'ed For This Nation's Freedom," an image of Kid Pebble with red white and blue fireworks framed by eagles, "Came 2 Fast Gone 3 Soon 2025 - 2025." With various ad stickers that say "available now," "buy now," "buy 2 get 1 free," "only 99.99," "sale." With a finale r.i.p. king and a cross. For the memorial gift shop of course.
September 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Conservatives anytime they have to have a serious event:
Three monster trucks, one shark monster truck jumping over the other two, in front of red, white, and blue fireworks. Two eagles in the top corners, the left one is holding Kid Rock by his head. Text in a comic font, in all caps: this is emotionally difficult for me.
September 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Need to give this alt text because this is too hilarious not to make accessible.

You can murder - just dont do it in public, think of the children 🤣
Whitney Cummings tweets: The person who killed Charlie Kirk could have done it privately but chose to do it publicly in front of kids. If you are happy about this you're also pro child trauma.
September 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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I would like to pitch a news network where all the news is delivered by Skeletor.
September 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Sounds about right.
jemelehill post: Nancy Mace now that she knows the shooter is a Christian white male... Screenshot of Nancy Mace tweet: We know Charlie Kirk would want us to pray for such an evil, and lost individual like Tyler Robinson to find Jesus Christ. We will try to do the same. Reply from johngeode to the screenshot of her tweet: From "This is the Democrats fault!" to "Let's not be hasty" in record time.
September 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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I only need prepare decorations now✨️🎃
Ghostface mask and prop knife with some fake blood on it that needs...a little work.
August 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Actually obsessed 🥰🖤🧡
Sun rays piercing through the trees of the pale garden biome. The foggy pale garden in the middle of the night. The eyeblossoms open and glowing orange, finally becoming a fairly good mimic of the creaking. One creaking stands near the front of the image, but a second one farther back could be mistaken for a patch of eyeblossoms if one isn't paying close enough attention.
June 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Me after my body feels somewhat ok after I give it water for the first time in a month
Zac Oyama poking his head in front of Brennan Lee Mulligan with plain white text that says, "You're welcome."
April 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Looking back at pics of when I used to call myself an LGBT ally.

This is from a selfie that was literally my Facebook profile picture. So like. Do I have to come out ever? I feel like if anybody who knew me doesn't know already - kind of on you boo.
A light blue pin from Hot Topic that has a rainbow flag and says in bold all caps white text: "Keep calm and be proud."
April 20, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?

She was in literally one episode, but when I saw her ride up on a lapras, that was it for me. 😩
Professor Ivy in her lab coat and swimsuit in her appearance in the original Pokémon anime
April 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I am loving the vibes with the new plants! 🥰
The pond in my Japanese themed minecraft base along with the barn, my portal building, and the wall surrounding the base. There is lots of grass, ferns, and bushes around the pond. There's has lilies made from the new cactus flowers and a little floating lantern. Above the pond, there are several tiny, single-pixel fireflies.
February 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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merry chrimas
A card with a polar bear, with what appears to be blood around its mouth, lifting a man in grey-brown winter attire. The top of the card says "A Happy Christmas." The bottom of the card says "A Hearty Welcome."
December 25, 2024 at 8:08 AM
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Some mixed signals with my big 3 😅

Why would you try me?
Don't love me.
Please love me.
A 12 square grid of astrological signs with words to make phrases for each one. Capricorn: Don't talk to me. Leo: Don't ignore me. Aries: Don't try me. Scorpio: Don't love me. Gemini: Please talk to me. Virgi: Please ignore me. Sagittarius: Please try me. Libra: Please love me. Taurus: Why would you talk to me? Aquarius: Why would you ignore me? Cancer: Why would you try me? Pisces: Why would you love me?
December 11, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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I made this and I don't know what to do with it so I'm dropping it here. Iykyk.
A black and white image of two wolves in front of a moon facing each other. On the left is a black wolf and on the right is a white wolf. There is text above and below the image that says: "Inside you there is two wolves. One is Geoff. The other one is also Geoff. You are Geoff."
November 16, 2024 at 1:20 PM
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Well, thanks a lot guys
I now have an addiction

I don't actually know at what point in the last few hours I took this screenshot, but I am currently level 7 and have 147 cards so..
A screenshot from Pokémon Trading Card Game Pocket letting me know I now have 100 cards - showing some of them behind the text. Near the bottom of the screen is an info box with a machop that says: "The number 100 brings to mind Machop! It's whole body is composed of muscles. Even though it's the size of a human child, it can hurl 100 grown-ups."
November 12, 2024 at 7:35 AM
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Sharing the two buildings I made because I ran out of room in my barn stables, but felt bad about the idea of abandoning slow horses. So I made them their own ranch along with a building to test their speed and jumping capabilities. Both of which could probably fit all of my farm builds inside them.
My minecraft horse ranch. I believe this was taken early morning in game time - so the sky still has some little pixel stars in it. On this somewhat flattened mountain top sits two large buildings. The building in the back is a large tan training center with a black roof with grey trim - with a speed track and jumping obstacles. The building in front is a large red horse stable building - also a black roof with grey trim, and a fenced off field with a running track, piles of hay, a custom willow tree, custom bushes, and a lake.
November 3, 2024 at 8:53 AM