this is literally what it feels like to have astigmatism

They developed the technology to communicate with people in comas but they’re only using it to tell them that WICKED is out now in theaters :(

idk just seems like folks didn’t really try hard enough to have fun at Fyre Fest

the substance really was my barbie movie

Once the Supernatural team learned how to do black CGI eyes, everyone had black CGI eyes. It was like season 3 hit and everybody was possessed all the time

Never forget: READING FOR PLEASURE has the biggest positive impact of any factor on children's life chances. So never stop sharing books with kids. Never stop reading to them, and helping them to read. Never stop changing lives. #literacy #kidlit #books

You’re telling me there is nothing to be done, that there is only submission and acceptance? How am I, how are we to believe that nothing can be done about this madness? What kind of irresponsible fatalism is this?

millennials are so cute to me i love this app

I do think it’s time to remake Citizen Kane now.

With everything. The multiple wives, Grimes, X Æ A-12, the youthful idealism of a sort, Tesla, Mars, the weird robots, the sense of a human being *decaying* in front of your eyes.

my phone rang in the theater during the last scene of the movie and everyone yelled at me

yea yea but who’s tryna?

Release the Gaetz report.

Pass it on.

Just posted this on Shitter
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