Cartoon by Adam Zyglis

help, I’m trapped in the most embarrassing mashup of Red Dawn and Idiocracy

I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

Me: BATMAN BEGINS is great, but I was amused by the writers’-fiat plot device that a place can be SO corrupt that some reasonably-organized foreign actor can just puppeteer it on a whim.

Me, 20 years later: fuck

The thing that confuses me about religious TV ads is that they act like we don't already know that the church exists. Like, I'm seeing the commercial and then googling, "Who is this Jesus fellow?"

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

When you looked behind you and saw all those little footprints in the sand, that’s when several hundred random animals on the internet were carrying you

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Is this what they meant when they said "Winter is Coming" in Game of Thrones?

We were never able to write a second hit because of dei

Everyone calm down.

Trump was just raising tariffs on Columbia, not Colombia, and for once I agree. 8 CDs for a penny is absurd.

Mmmmmm, spite