Nancy Whiskey
@sarahconk.bsky.social
Let's see how long this site lasts as a non-hellscape!
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Nancy Whiskey
@sarahconk.bsky.social
· Nov 19
My current offering to the algorithm:
✩ Taylor Swift
✩ Great British Bakeoff
✩ RHONY
✩ cross-stitching
✩ books about WW1 and much less serious things (nancy_whiskey @ StoryGraph)
✩ all the Crooked Media pods
✩ fancy teas
✩ bitter mocktails
✩ trying to raise a good and kind kid
✩ Taylor Swift
✩ Great British Bakeoff
✩ RHONY
✩ cross-stitching
✩ books about WW1 and much less serious things (nancy_whiskey @ StoryGraph)
✩ all the Crooked Media pods
✩ fancy teas
✩ bitter mocktails
✩ trying to raise a good and kind kid
Efficient.
Elon Musk is pushing to end phone services at Social Security, which 73 million retired and disabled Americans rely on to apply for and access their earned government benefits.
March 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Efficient.
I just reinstalled insta and the clock app after taking a week off and THIS is what I come back to.
February 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I just reinstalled insta and the clock app after taking a week off and THIS is what I come back to.
🏆made it five weeks before having a sobbing meltdown at my desk🏆
February 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
🏆made it five weeks before having a sobbing meltdown at my desk🏆
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Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.
February 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.
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Dear Manager,
1. I drank a whiskey drink.
2. I drank a vodka drink.
3. I drank a lager drink.
4. I drank a cider drink.
5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times; I sang the songs that remind me of the better times.
1. I drank a whiskey drink.
2. I drank a vodka drink.
3. I drank a lager drink.
4. I drank a cider drink.
5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times; I sang the songs that remind me of the better times.
February 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Dear Manager,
1. I drank a whiskey drink.
2. I drank a vodka drink.
3. I drank a lager drink.
4. I drank a cider drink.
5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times; I sang the songs that remind me of the better times.
1. I drank a whiskey drink.
2. I drank a vodka drink.
3. I drank a lager drink.
4. I drank a cider drink.
5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times; I sang the songs that remind me of the better times.
Follow-up: fantastic show, 10/10 alternative rock.
We're playing the recher in Baltimore tomorrow and there's still tickets left if you wanna come
February 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Follow-up: fantastic show, 10/10 alternative rock.
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
I’ll be there, middle aged, with an aching back, on a school night. Pray for me 🙏🏻
We're playing the recher in Baltimore tomorrow and there's still tickets left if you wanna come
February 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I’ll be there, middle aged, with an aching back, on a school night. Pray for me 🙏🏻
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"[Elon] You can't take us out of the equation and be sure that they're [the public] is going to return home safely to their families."
▶️ Watch & share this video.
▶️ Watch & share this video.
February 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
"[Elon] You can't take us out of the equation and be sure that they're [the public] is going to return home safely to their families."
▶️ Watch & share this video.
▶️ Watch & share this video.
Sometimes when I’m sad I think of this and smile bc you know Paul Ryan was devastated 🥰
February 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Sometimes when I’m sad I think of this and smile bc you know Paul Ryan was devastated 🥰
Current morning ritual: 1) ten-minute guided meditation, 2)listen to Killing in the Name Of at top volume 13 times, 3) coffee.
February 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Current morning ritual: 1) ten-minute guided meditation, 2)listen to Killing in the Name Of at top volume 13 times, 3) coffee.
The Hatch Act doesn’t apply to shitposting about Elon, right?
February 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The Hatch Act doesn’t apply to shitposting about Elon, right?
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If you see a goth looking sad, it’s probably because goth jewelry tends to be covered in snags despite most goth clothes being eminently snaggable
February 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
If you see a goth looking sad, it’s probably because goth jewelry tends to be covered in snags despite most goth clothes being eminently snaggable
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Hey Dems,
Imagine just how much the GOP would be freaking the fuck out if Obama or Biden had allowed Soros access to all treasury payment and taxpayer data. Because they’d be right to freak the fuck out.
So, freak the fuck out. Now would be good.
XOXO
Timmer
Imagine just how much the GOP would be freaking the fuck out if Obama or Biden had allowed Soros access to all treasury payment and taxpayer data. Because they’d be right to freak the fuck out.
So, freak the fuck out. Now would be good.
XOXO
Timmer
February 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Hey Dems,
Imagine just how much the GOP would be freaking the fuck out if Obama or Biden had allowed Soros access to all treasury payment and taxpayer data. Because they’d be right to freak the fuck out.
So, freak the fuck out. Now would be good.
XOXO
Timmer
Imagine just how much the GOP would be freaking the fuck out if Obama or Biden had allowed Soros access to all treasury payment and taxpayer data. Because they’d be right to freak the fuck out.
So, freak the fuck out. Now would be good.
XOXO
Timmer
I don’t think this is the hill I want to die on, but…… 🫠
HHS and CDC employees have received the official order to remove pronouns from signature blocks by 5pm today. Pronouns or not, we stand in allyship of all genders and identities.
January 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I don’t think this is the hill I want to die on, but…… 🫠
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President Trump's efforts to cut the federal workforce by 10% might not save as much money as hoped and could have unintended consequences. NPR explains why.
Trump wants to cut the federal workforce. Who they are and what that means
President Trump's efforts to cut the federal workforce by 10% might not save as much money as hoped and could have unintended consequences. NPR explains why.
www.npr.org
January 31, 2025 at 1:44 PM
President Trump's efforts to cut the federal workforce by 10% might not save as much money as hoped and could have unintended consequences. NPR explains why.
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In related news, Elon’s “buyout offer” has had the opposite effect it intended: Fed workers see it for what it is and are pissed
FAFO, Elon
#LeopardsAteMyFace
FAFO, Elon
#LeopardsAteMyFace
January 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
In related news, Elon’s “buyout offer” has had the opposite effect it intended: Fed workers see it for what it is and are pissed
FAFO, Elon
#LeopardsAteMyFace
FAFO, Elon
#LeopardsAteMyFace
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Being 100% serious when I say this is my Roman Empire.
January 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Being 100% serious when I say this is my Roman Empire.
Got too many pandemmy tattoos and my body has aged five years and now I have to buy work clothes to go back to the stupid office 👎🏻
January 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Got too many pandemmy tattoos and my body has aged five years and now I have to buy work clothes to go back to the stupid office 👎🏻
EO idea: if you wait until the light turns green to put your left blinker on, straight to jail.
January 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
EO idea: if you wait until the light turns green to put your left blinker on, straight to jail.
A private citizen just bypassed all three branches of government (which did do stupid stuff, but this is also stupid)
January 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
A private citizen just bypassed all three branches of government (which did do stupid stuff, but this is also stupid)
Sorry in advance for this. I tried watching a few eps of The Bear and I probably need to give it more of a chance, but so far it's only confirming my preconceived notion that the audience for this show is middle-aged white men whore Going Through Something™️
January 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Sorry in advance for this. I tried watching a few eps of The Bear and I probably need to give it more of a chance, but so far it's only confirming my preconceived notion that the audience for this show is middle-aged white men whore Going Through Something™️
Best books I read this year, in no particular order:
The House in the Cerulean Sea (and sequel Somewhere Across the Sea) by TJ Klune. Absolutely magical and terrifically cozy.
The House in the Cerulean Sea (and sequel Somewhere Across the Sea) by TJ Klune. Absolutely magical and terrifically cozy.
December 18, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Best books I read this year, in no particular order:
The House in the Cerulean Sea (and sequel Somewhere Across the Sea) by TJ Klune. Absolutely magical and terrifically cozy.
The House in the Cerulean Sea (and sequel Somewhere Across the Sea) by TJ Klune. Absolutely magical and terrifically cozy.