Sarah Coughlon
@sarahcoughlon.bsky.social
📍 Chicago, currently
🌵 Phoenix, originally
big goofy dyke with big goofy dogs. gym rat but in a cool fat way. former union baddie & forever union enthusiast.
🌵 Phoenix, originally
big goofy dyke with big goofy dogs. gym rat but in a cool fat way. former union baddie & forever union enthusiast.
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There’s a @briancassella.bsky.social shot for this from just today!!
October 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
There’s a @briancassella.bsky.social shot for this from just today!!
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Maybe nothing in sports as close to hard drugs as watching a bullpen rollicking in and out of jams, wet hair and strange jewelry, spitting and cursing, having entire conversations with themselves. A ship of filthy pirates drunk on the high seas.
October 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Maybe nothing in sports as close to hard drugs as watching a bullpen rollicking in and out of jams, wet hair and strange jewelry, spitting and cursing, having entire conversations with themselves. A ship of filthy pirates drunk on the high seas.
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Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
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Not every day you meet the iconic comedian behind the world's most famous joke
July 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Not every day you meet the iconic comedian behind the world's most famous joke
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DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
June 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
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ICE is a criminal organization willfully carrying out illegal orders and the people of California are right to resist this. respect to the fighters and power to the people
June 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
ICE is a criminal organization willfully carrying out illegal orders and the people of California are right to resist this. respect to the fighters and power to the people
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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BOURDAIN: And that's the thing that really makes the dog, it's the celery salt that ties it all together
POPE LEO XIV: And the poppy seed bun, you can't get that anywhere else
BOURDAIN: You're telling me the pope can't even get a decent poppy seed bun in Rome?
POPE LEO XIV: I've tried
POPE LEO XIV: And the poppy seed bun, you can't get that anywhere else
BOURDAIN: You're telling me the pope can't even get a decent poppy seed bun in Rome?
POPE LEO XIV: I've tried
May 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
BOURDAIN: And that's the thing that really makes the dog, it's the celery salt that ties it all together
POPE LEO XIV: And the poppy seed bun, you can't get that anywhere else
BOURDAIN: You're telling me the pope can't even get a decent poppy seed bun in Rome?
POPE LEO XIV: I've tried
POPE LEO XIV: And the poppy seed bun, you can't get that anywhere else
BOURDAIN: You're telling me the pope can't even get a decent poppy seed bun in Rome?
POPE LEO XIV: I've tried
retired older men eating out?
April 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
retired older men eating out?