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my give a fucks are on vacation

So I thought that if I piled something good on all my bad
That I could cancel out the darkness I inherited from dad

Me and Jesus we’re of the same heart The only thing that keeps us distant Is that I keep fuckin’ up
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Pat Bagley, Salt Lake Tribune
January 16, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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big strong savvy gavin newsom apparently doesn’t even have the wherewithal to stand up to ben “i have never satisfied a woman in my life” shapiro
Only 15 days in and we have a strong contender for most embarrassing headline of the year.

Ben. Shapiro. The guy who can't get his wife wet. The guy who needs an old person to open the pickle jar for him.
January 16, 2026 at 1:22 PM
when your 12 year old is miserable & is too stubborn to listen to reason…
a man is standing in front of a sign that says `` help us dear god ''
ALT: a man is standing in front of a sign that says `` help us dear god ''
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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It’s been reported locally, but I’m not sure how much national notice this has gotten. As part of this invasion by shithead goons, they are putting ICE agents in jetbridges and other parts of the airport at Minneapolis-Saint Paul. If you are flying Delta via MSP, you are putting yourself at risk.
ICE agents to begin checking documents at MSP airport, patrol jet bridges - Minneapolis / St. Paul Business Journal
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents will begin checking documents of travelers and workers at MSP airport, with patrols inside jet bridges.
www.bizjournals.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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Mount Diablo Cam, Channel Islands National Park

#NPS #NationalParkService #ChannelIslandsNationalPark
January 16, 2026 at 7:51 AM
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Toad woke up. “Drat!” he said. “This house is a mess. I have so much work to do.”

Frog looked through the window. “Toad, you are right,” said Frog. “It is a mess.”

Toad pulled the covers over his head.
January 16, 2026 at 11:37 AM
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And history can put me on record for despising fascist authoritative racist fuckface losers.
January 16, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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As the world burns, let's get one thing straight. A video podcast is just a TV show.
January 16, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
January 15, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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Naaaaaaailed it
January 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
i’m now deadlifting 110 pounds. or as E offered up today, that’s how much i weigh. do you want to practice with me?
January 15, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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If it was an outage for everyone, just apply it to everybody’s bill? Bc you damn well granny and pop pop do not know how to use the internet.
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
the only feature i liked about the kindle
ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘶𝘱 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨
January 14, 2026 at 9:19 PM
L has officially driven on the public roadway system of Henrico County. in the dark! I think we will be doing some technique refinement this weekend. but she has potential.
January 14, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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This is literally called a "show of force" and it's used in war to intimidate the enemy when you ain't really got shit to back it up.

They are a bunch of wildly insecure pissbabies treating their own capital city like it's goddamn Fallujah
January 14, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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Fun to think about how, say, Tim Russert would have reacted to Bill Clinton doing this. Or Jake Tapper if it was any Democrat at all.
Trump yells “fuck you” and flips off an auto worker in Michigan who yelled “pedophile protector” www.tmz.com/2026/01/13/t...
January 13, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan.

A citizen.

Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold.

"We're from the United States bro!' he screamed.

Agents took and sold his phone

And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.
January 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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The LeBron James of divorced women. No one is doing it like her.
January 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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I have spent years of my life studying People Magazine and if this happened last year I would be floored — the magazine felt much more like an SEO farm than even a celebrity publication — but this is very much in line with *very* recent messaging
January 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM
L attends a lower socioeconomic area high school. it has a lot of struggles. i 🩷 that it is constantly attempting to help its students and families. they have added bus rides home for its afterschool tutoring program. i hope that encourages more participation from the kids who need it the most.
January 13, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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Sanders: I am very worried that ICE is becoming a domestic army for Trump, and this goes way beyond the issue of immigration. It goes to the movement of this country toward authoritarianism and fear.
January 12, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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The Oglala Sioux Tribe is still trying to locate four members kidnapped by ICE agents in Minneapolis last week, and many Native people in the Twin Cities have felt scared to leave the house to go to work or get groceries.
www.startribune.com/ice-detainin...
Tribal leaders say ICE is detaining American Indians during immigration sweeps
The Oglala Sioux Tribe is trying to locate four members detained by ICE agents in Minneapolis.
www.startribune.com
January 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM