Deutsche Bank here with the good stuff.
Game on.

Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’

“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”

BELGIAN WHISTLES

Apollo 13: Houston we have a problem
NASA Management: That's not how we speak in this office
Apollo 13: Sorry, Houston we have an opportunity to succeed

Whoaaaaa

(1/3) It needs repeating: in 1994, Ukraine was persuaded to give up its nuclear weapons to Russia in return for the US, the UK, and Russia guaranteeing Ukraine’s sovereignty, security, and territorial integrity.

I have taken
the resources
that were in
the budget

and which
you were probably
saving
for higher education

Forgive me
they were needed
to feed the AI bubble
and to dismantle the humanities

[watching a pug struggle to breathe] how did we fuck up wolves this badly