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This Irishing of a road sign outside Galway is a cut above the usual defacement #SpéirGorm #SpeirGorm
December 10, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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Day 13 of my #AdventCalendar
December 13, 2024 at 9:43 AM
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On the 13th day of Christmas:
December 13, 2024 at 12:06 PM
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Day 12 of my #AdventCalendar
December 12, 2024 at 9:59 AM
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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords-a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids-a-milking, 7 swans-a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 colly birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves & a partridge in a pear tree. Where's my pudding?
December 12, 2024 at 10:30 AM
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Day 11 of my #AdventCalendar
December 11, 2024 at 9:53 AM
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On the 11th day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords-a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids-a-milking, 7 swans-a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 colly birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves & a partridge in a pear tree. 38 people watched me eat 23 birds to music
December 11, 2024 at 9:52 AM
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Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?
November 21, 2024 at 9:17 AM
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On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, 10 lords-a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids-a-milking, 7 swans-a-swimming, 6 geese-a-laying, 5 GOLD RINGS, 4 colly birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves & a partridge in a pear tree. A lord landed on a French hen; feathers everywhere. Ate them.
December 10, 2024 at 9:17 AM
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On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, nine ladies dancing, eight maids-a-milking, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
17 women had a front row seat of me eating 23 birds.
December 9, 2024 at 10:29 AM
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Merry Whatever!
December 10, 2024 at 4:40 AM
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Day 10 of my #AdventCalendar
December 10, 2024 at 9:26 AM
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Day 9 of my #AdventCalendar
December 9, 2024 at 11:00 AM
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Day 8 of my #AdventCalendar
December 8, 2024 at 12:48 PM
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Me watching a film.

1. Start watching.

2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.

3. Google actor.

4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.

5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.

6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
December 8, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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And the Angel Gabriel appeared before Mary and said, “Ooh, I like your robe!” and Mary did reply, “Thanks! It’s got pockets!"
December 9, 2024 at 11:39 AM
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Ah here, could she not just put up a tree like the rest of us.
December 7, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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The clean up operation for fallen branches in the storm has begun…
December 7, 2024 at 8:14 AM
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Good Lord, is there no level of Abaddon to which she will not sink?
December 7, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate the birds. Sold the rings. Bought more birds with the money. Ate them too.
December 5, 2024 at 9:08 AM
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On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate them. Tastier than calling birds.
December 4, 2024 at 7:59 AM
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On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate them. Oh-la-la.
December 3, 2024 at 9:35 AM
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On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
Ate them.
December 2, 2024 at 9:24 AM
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On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me, seven swans-a-swimming, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. They're not a-swimming anymore. Ate them.
December 7, 2024 at 10:12 AM
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On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me, six geese-a-laying, FIVE GOLD RINGS, four colly birds, three French hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree. Goose, colly bird, hen, turtle dove, partridge and pear omelette. Yum.
December 6, 2024 at 9:44 AM