🌾🍇Leo Mars🍇🌾
@satyr-maenad.bsky.social
30, rural PNW, genderqueer satyr gooner witch clown, any pronouns (be creative). pup Handler. given to intellectualizing the orgy.
Pinned
we're doing heavy forestry right now at the land project i live on, but there's still plenty of time to get naked
there is a Flubs, the Fool #MTG deck slowly brewing in my mind, & i feel it might end up being the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off, BUT it desperately needs, like...~something approaching a win condition, under 4 CMC, that isn't just "Grapeshot for a lot & hope it works"
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
there is a Flubs, the Fool #MTG deck slowly brewing in my mind, & i feel it might end up being the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off, BUT it desperately needs, like...~something approaching a win condition, under 4 CMC, that isn't just "Grapeshot for a lot & hope it works"
this is not a list of antisemites worth confronting, it's a list of people that the fascists have A-OK'd as bullying targets
the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 7:58 AM
this is not a list of antisemites worth confronting, it's a list of people that the fascists have A-OK'd as bullying targets
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much more than any tissue paper-thin principles like small government or individual liberty, conservative thought is driven by the gut feelings of "ew" and "cool"
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
much more than any tissue paper-thin principles like small government or individual liberty, conservative thought is driven by the gut feelings of "ew" and "cool"
find myself often wondering if my reply-guy tendencies are poorly matched with the fact that this is still largely a porn blog. d'ya think people are caught off guard when i reply to them about, like, botany or Magic the Gathering & they look at my profile & see hella dicks?
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
find myself often wondering if my reply-guy tendencies are poorly matched with the fact that this is still largely a porn blog. d'ya think people are caught off guard when i reply to them about, like, botany or Magic the Gathering & they look at my profile & see hella dicks?
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Monthly political post: you cannot be anti-ICE and also think that police should exist as a concept because ICE is just policing taken to its logical endpoint.
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Monthly political post: you cannot be anti-ICE and also think that police should exist as a concept because ICE is just policing taken to its logical endpoint.
tbh i'm not ~that muscular but i ~do get asked to move furniture a lot & honestly?? favorite part, imho
Yes having muscles is great and you get a lot of attention and you feel healthy but you also get asked to help move furniture A LOT
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
tbh i'm not ~that muscular but i ~do get asked to move furniture a lot & honestly?? favorite part, imho
for a second i assumed the caption to be a translation of the medieval French
November 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
for a second i assumed the caption to be a translation of the medieval French
also got to briefly connect with @hombrelobito.bsky.social in person last night, who is not only gorgeous of face & body but is down to have interesting conversations while on the gogo box & that was an unexpected & delightful treat
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
also got to briefly connect with @hombrelobito.bsky.social in person last night, who is not only gorgeous of face & body but is down to have interesting conversations while on the gogo box & that was an unexpected & delightful treat
I & my partner got to connect with an extremely hot verbal bator bro last night, what a grand conclusion to our first night out at a bar for a party in...probably years, for both of us
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I & my partner got to connect with an extremely hot verbal bator bro last night, what a grand conclusion to our first night out at a bar for a party in...probably years, for both of us
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i take frenzy damage every time i see someone go "well i just use it for the boring stuff". what are you TALKING about? if it's boring or unimportant, why are you putting it in? NPC dialogue is fertile ground for worldbuilding, creating verisimilitude, conveying important information, and hijinks!!
Buy a solo indie dev's game because I want to support them.
Find out it uses OpenAI to write "non-important NPC dialogue".
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Find out it uses OpenAI to write "non-important NPC dialogue".
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November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
i take frenzy damage every time i see someone go "well i just use it for the boring stuff". what are you TALKING about? if it's boring or unimportant, why are you putting it in? NPC dialogue is fertile ground for worldbuilding, creating verisimilitude, conveying important information, and hijinks!!
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A #friendsgiving message from Alden Nowlan
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
A #friendsgiving message from Alden Nowlan
somewhere out there on the Interwebs, there's a short hypercut video (i believe from TikTok) of a glamorous woman saying "Google" in what seems like an Eastern European accent, over & over again, while posing with her clutch. it is one of the best things i've ever seen & i cannot find it, pleas help
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
somewhere out there on the Interwebs, there's a short hypercut video (i believe from TikTok) of a glamorous woman saying "Google" in what seems like an Eastern European accent, over & over again, while posing with her clutch. it is one of the best things i've ever seen & i cannot find it, pleas help
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Looked up “what mobile parking app do I need for <this town>” - AI summary on Google confidently gave me the wrong answer, which I ignored because **it is wrong a third of the time, about ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING** (according to the last study I read.)
The shit just doesn’t work.
The shit just doesn’t work.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Looked up “what mobile parking app do I need for <this town>” - AI summary on Google confidently gave me the wrong answer, which I ignored because **it is wrong a third of the time, about ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING** (according to the last study I read.)
The shit just doesn’t work.
The shit just doesn’t work.
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Trans women: hurting yourself emotionally is actually Bad it is Not Good when you suffer the world is a better place when you're happy, you do not gain anything by making yourself miserable
Moreover, ICE must have
Moreover, ICE must have
November 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Trans women: hurting yourself emotionally is actually Bad it is Not Good when you suffer the world is a better place when you're happy, you do not gain anything by making yourself miserable
Moreover, ICE must have
Moreover, ICE must have
against the angels of my better nature i have begun brewing a Flubs, the Fool #EDH #Commander & thus continue my habit of being unable to play Magic like anything resembling a normal person
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
against the angels of my better nature i have begun brewing a Flubs, the Fool #EDH #Commander & thus continue my habit of being unable to play Magic like anything resembling a normal person
BlueSky algo gods have listened to my plea & started showing me actually brilliant poetry
It’s World Philosophy Day today so here’s a poem in celebration of that.
November 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
BlueSky algo gods have listened to my plea & started showing me actually brilliant poetry
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If Paypal asks for your opinion, you do NOT say it was NSFW or a commission! Spread the word, because we need to innoculate ourselves to this paypro bullshit.
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If Paypal asks for your opinion, you do NOT say it was NSFW or a commission! Spread the word, because we need to innoculate ourselves to this paypro bullshit.
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Rebecca Heineman, video game designer, programmer and co-founder of Interplay and Logicware (also founded other game studios), has passed away.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace.
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Rebecca Heineman, video game designer, programmer and co-founder of Interplay and Logicware (also founded other game studios), has passed away.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace.
had an incredibly fortunate #MTG day yesterday - sweetheart at the card shop gave me like $40 or so worth of singles for ~free, allowing me to buy some extra Phyrexia packs I wouldn't have been able to otherwise, & from one of them i pulled a copy of Phyrexian Altar; blessed as fuck
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
had an incredibly fortunate #MTG day yesterday - sweetheart at the card shop gave me like $40 or so worth of singles for ~free, allowing me to buy some extra Phyrexia packs I wouldn't have been able to otherwise, & from one of them i pulled a copy of Phyrexian Altar; blessed as fuck
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“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
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The age of the personal brand is dead and the way forward is collective artist co-ops like Dropout
The idea of conforming to ever changing platforms that are never satisfied with your output is insane and unsustainable. Relying on each other is what will help artists survive
The idea of conforming to ever changing platforms that are never satisfied with your output is insane and unsustainable. Relying on each other is what will help artists survive
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 AM
The age of the personal brand is dead and the way forward is collective artist co-ops like Dropout
The idea of conforming to ever changing platforms that are never satisfied with your output is insane and unsustainable. Relying on each other is what will help artists survive
The idea of conforming to ever changing platforms that are never satisfied with your output is insane and unsustainable. Relying on each other is what will help artists survive
& here i was thinking that everyone was suddenly excited over my favorite track from Daft Punk's 2005 opus "Human After All"
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
& here i was thinking that everyone was suddenly excited over my favorite track from Daft Punk's 2005 opus "Human After All"
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After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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The only way a person becomes a billionaire is by becoming a meat avatar for an amoral corporate intelligence. It is impossible for a billionaire to be a good person, or even think and behave like a *normal* person.
Proximity to billionaires causes real psychological damage.
Proximity to billionaires causes real psychological damage.
April 3, 2024 at 12:39 PM
The only way a person becomes a billionaire is by becoming a meat avatar for an amoral corporate intelligence. It is impossible for a billionaire to be a good person, or even think and behave like a *normal* person.
Proximity to billionaires causes real psychological damage.
Proximity to billionaires causes real psychological damage.