Saty
@satyrik.bsky.social
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Southwest UK.
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Saty
@satyrik.bsky.social
· Jan 22
Professor Elemental & Tom Caruana: Don't Feed The Trolls
YouTube video by Professor Elemental
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Music thread....
First, this
First, this
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“Even when I enjoy my single life, there’s this constant sense of needing to settle down,” said 28-year-old teacher Nakamura Yuri. “It’s not just about finding someone, it’s about fulfilling everyone else’s idea of what I should be doing.”
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December 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“Even when I enjoy my single life, there’s this constant sense of needing to settle down,” said 28-year-old teacher Nakamura Yuri. “It’s not just about finding someone, it’s about fulfilling everyone else’s idea of what I should be doing.”
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Holy wrap.... who did this?
December 23, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Holy wrap.... who did this?
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people have FOMO about parties but i have FOMO about homeownership
December 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
people have FOMO about parties but i have FOMO about homeownership
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One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
I am a mature adult and this is my dinner, in a car park 40 miles from home
December 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I am a mature adult and this is my dinner, in a car park 40 miles from home
The funeral is Tuesday. Driving there past a pub I lived and worked at for 6 months back early 2000s, before my life got flipped by a tilted and jilted cops daughter. The world is vast and somehow so very very small.
Once more early, but actually late from last weekend. Old gaming friend of mine (pre-swine flu, even) has been given roughly 6 weeks left, down from an estimated 10-12 years when the original post was made.
I'm so very tired.
I'm so very tired.
Just under 100 minutes early this time, but yep, another one of these tomorrow.
December 12, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The funeral is Tuesday. Driving there past a pub I lived and worked at for 6 months back early 2000s, before my life got flipped by a tilted and jilted cops daughter. The world is vast and somehow so very very small.
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Every day, ask yourself: am I closer to my goal of managing a haunted bed and breakfast perched upon a weathered cliff
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Every day, ask yourself: am I closer to my goal of managing a haunted bed and breakfast perched upon a weathered cliff
Huge "I could run the country the right way, not like all these upstarts and Johnny-come-latelies" drunk old guy in a bar energy from the white house
The fundamental thing to understand about this administration is the president is a grumpy retiree. He has no interest in working anymore. Which leads to him being pissed that he is getting asked a question, pissed he has to show up and work, the scheming viziers running the show, etc..
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Huge "I could run the country the right way, not like all these upstarts and Johnny-come-latelies" drunk old guy in a bar energy from the white house
This is why you should always check whether the appropriate gift is in stock.
I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
This is why you should always check whether the appropriate gift is in stock.
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We used to have nice things
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
We used to have nice things
Oh, to be a wizard
The wizard casts a magic spell and all the trash cans in the tower are suddenly empty. Outside, a trash can fills up with all the week's trash.
November 21, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Oh, to be a wizard
Love a decent global service outage...
a sloth is yawning while sitting on a towel .
ALT: a sloth is yawning while sitting on a towel .
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November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Love a decent global service outage...
oh god.... this isn't seasonal depression.
it's a fucking midlife crisis.
it's a fucking midlife crisis.
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
oh god.... this isn't seasonal depression.
it's a fucking midlife crisis.
it's a fucking midlife crisis.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Ooh, what a tough guy 🙄
Video Of Pete Hegseth Screwing 'Department Of War' Sign Onto Building Gets Brutally Mocked
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November 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Ooh, what a tough guy 🙄
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Good morning to everyone except the guy with a cordless drill who’s chasing me though my house
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Good morning to everyone except the guy with a cordless drill who’s chasing me though my house
They missed a trick not calling it "Crunchysock", really.
In 2016, a former pirate manga website tried to take a current pirate hentai anime website legit. In a new paper, a researcher explores how it all went wrong - and what the failure says about hentai's place in the larger US adult entertainment industry.
Why "The Crunchyroll of Hentai" Failed to Take Off - Unseen Japan
In 2016, a former pirate manga website tried to take a current pirate hentai anime website legit. Here's how it all went wrong.
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November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
They missed a trick not calling it "Crunchysock", really.
oh hey, a new daft punk track? nic-
wait a fucking second
wait a fucking second
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
oh hey, a new daft punk track? nic-
wait a fucking second
wait a fucking second
This, and by extension, mutuals are exclusively people I would hang out with socially (or have and would again, fates willing). I'm particularly picky about that, so thanks to all 5 or 6 mutuals I have.
I believe that we are in fact perfectly free and morally justified to block people who AREN’T hatemongers, racists, or even bad people simply because we find them annoying.
I don’t hang out socially with people who merely irritate me OFF the internet. Why would I behave differently on Bluesky?
I don’t hang out socially with people who merely irritate me OFF the internet. Why would I behave differently on Bluesky?
November 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This, and by extension, mutuals are exclusively people I would hang out with socially (or have and would again, fates willing). I'm particularly picky about that, so thanks to all 5 or 6 mutuals I have.
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Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play the fool no where but in ’s own house.
October 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play the fool no where but in ’s own house.
I can see in 15 years time it'll be full of cheap broken chairs, mothballed IKEA wardrobes, and a few battered and beaten old filing cabinets which scratched up the floor, all covered with a few mouldering tarps.
His memorial room will be nothing more than a glorified hoarders garage.
His memorial room will be nothing more than a glorified hoarders garage.
October 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I can see in 15 years time it'll be full of cheap broken chairs, mothballed IKEA wardrobes, and a few battered and beaten old filing cabinets which scratched up the floor, all covered with a few mouldering tarps.
His memorial room will be nothing more than a glorified hoarders garage.
His memorial room will be nothing more than a glorified hoarders garage.
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AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
October 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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October 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Same data centre that went out December 4 years ago, and of course it's DNS again.
Oh no, aws is down.
Anyone want to order pizza?
Anyone want to order pizza?
October 20, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Same data centre that went out December 4 years ago, and of course it's DNS again.