Thanks to everyone who canceled their Disney Plus subscriptions we’ve had over 50,000 people confirm they’ve canceled!

Fatality.

I wish Taylor Swift would just save our democracy already. One post, Taylor. Get people mobilized. No pressure.

Trump’s North American Tariffs: Myth Vs. Fact
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Rereading the Harry Potter books with my kids and the similarities between Voldemort trying to take over the wizarding world and what's happening right now in the U.S. is really depressing me.

Roses are red
Violets are blue

Me in my 20s thinking about my 40s:
Kids! Financial security! Owning a home! Feeling settled!
Me in my 40s:
I just want to iron my face.

Americans Start Stockpiling Moose Ahead Of Tariffs
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I swear to God, if I see one more parenting hack involving a pool noodle....

Draw your own conclusions, but Donald Trump is not behaving like a leader who expects democratic accountability for himself or his party next year or in 2028.

One indication that I need to take a break from watching our democracy crumble:
3 year old: "Mom, can you read to me, 'cause I'm pretty sure I don't know how to read."

My 5 year old is the pickiest person on the planet. I overheard her explaining it this way to her 2 year old sister: "Being picky is good because it means you work hard at choosing stuff."
I can't even. I'm just lost in her brilliance.

5 year old: This kitty needs to go to Kitty Jail.
Me: What are the charges against her?
5 year old: Um... twenty five cents???