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Alex / saucy
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22. Twitter refugee. Husband . Wife. Mother. Father . (he/they)
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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”

— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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November 24, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
November 24, 2024 at 11:29 PM
blue sky is so crazy when you're used to Twitter like damn ppl rly actually read what u post ... kinda scary
November 25, 2024 at 6:26 AM
who else got #6followers :)
who else got #3followers 🫣‼️🌹
November 25, 2024 at 6:25 AM
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The most important thing I’ve learned about communicating in an age of lots of lies is that pre-bunking is basically the only thing that works. Give people ammunition against misinformation, but do not tell them that you’re doing that.
November 23, 2024 at 5:08 AM
nowwww we see why they spent the GDP of Haiti on this marketing budget😭
‘WICKED’ debuts with a score of 96% on Rotten Tomatoes, based on 45 reviews.
November 20, 2024 at 5:50 AM
OH MY GOD!??
Sabrina Carpenter unveils new ‘Juno’ position at her Short n’ Sweet tour.
November 20, 2024 at 5:08 AM
it's happening...
November 20, 2024 at 5:07 AM
this is queer history
🚨 Today’s Gays Of Bluesky drop begins now
November 20, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Guess our future President Kamacho will be a woman! #thefutureisfemale
Donald Trump names wrestling billionaire Linda McMahon, co-founder of WWE, as Secretary of Education.
November 20, 2024 at 5:04 AM
being on here made me realize I love toxicity tbh 😭
Being on here has really allowed me to see just how toxic and unhealthy the community on Twitter is
November 20, 2024 at 5:02 AM
who else got #3followers 🫣‼️🌹
November 20, 2024 at 5:01 AM
who else got #2followers
November 18, 2024 at 7:33 PM
who else still got #0followers
November 18, 2024 at 3:39 AM
okay but imagine having $2-16k to spend on a concert at all
Complaints about Taylor Swift concert ticket scams under investigation by Toronto-area police forces: Five fans who spoke to The Globe and Mail say they each lost between $2,000 and $16,000, and that they want to warn ticket buyers for the remaining three concerts in Toronto
Complaints about Taylor Swift concert ticket scams under investigation by Toronto-area police forces
Five fans who spoke to The Globe and Mail say they each lost between $2,000 and $16,000, and that they want to warn ticket buyers for the remaining three concerts in Toronto
www.theglobeandmail.com
November 18, 2024 at 3:11 AM
unh-unh ... ever heard of ... big bird???? yeahhh thought not
Did you know...?

Crows have the largest brain to body ratio of any bird. Their brain to body ration is even bigger than humans.

#wildlifephotography
November 18, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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attention haters:
November 16, 2024 at 11:18 PM
ngl this feels a bit reductionist coming from Barnes & Noble
Don’t like a book? Don’t read it. Pretty simple.
November 18, 2024 at 3:03 AM
kinda wild that the thing which does the drawing struggles so greatly to render itself
A quarter of the bones in your body are in your hands & that's why hands are hard to draw so cut yourself some slack about hands.
November 18, 2024 at 3:02 AM
might be too mean for bluesky ngl I can feel myself holding back 😭
November 18, 2024 at 2:58 AM
more like peesona 5 amirite
November 18, 2024 at 2:34 AM
"5 in the morning, I be hatin' on shit
10 in the evening, I be hatin' on shit
Ten years later, mighta changed my mind
I'm a fake-ass bitch, don't kill me"
November 18, 2024 at 2:32 AM