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Nothing is stopping me from drawing on spock eyebrows
May 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Nothing is stopping me from drawing on spock eyebrows
Frost is just diet snow
January 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Frost is just diet snow
Gf: "I miss my old therapist. It was like if wine auntie was also therapist auntie and called bullshit on how I talked to myself."
Preach
Preach
January 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Gf: "I miss my old therapist. It was like if wine auntie was also therapist auntie and called bullshit on how I talked to myself."
Preach
Preach
Wtf are you supposed to eat for new years?
December 31, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Wtf are you supposed to eat for new years?
Everything else is a *metal disorder
December 28, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Everything else is a *metal disorder
GF doing home maker stuff
GF: I would have done really well in the 60s
Me: We would have both been in an institution in the 60s
GF: Awww. We could have met in an institution in the 60s
GF: I would have done really well in the 60s
Me: We would have both been in an institution in the 60s
GF: Awww. We could have met in an institution in the 60s
December 28, 2024 at 10:00 PM
GF doing home maker stuff
GF: I would have done really well in the 60s
Me: We would have both been in an institution in the 60s
GF: Awww. We could have met in an institution in the 60s
GF: I would have done really well in the 60s
Me: We would have both been in an institution in the 60s
GF: Awww. We could have met in an institution in the 60s
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“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it
December 26, 2024 at 4:10 PM
“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it
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Merry Christmas! 🎄 May your players offer you many bribes.
December 25, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Merry Christmas! 🎄 May your players offer you many bribes.
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I’ve been so busy I almost forgot to post this, as I do every year!
December 23, 2024 at 10:47 PM
I’ve been so busy I almost forgot to post this, as I do every year!
Guys I'm starting to think the lady in Santa baby is only after the big guy for his money
December 24, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Guys I'm starting to think the lady in Santa baby is only after the big guy for his money
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Hey everyone I saw the most important beer ever to exist today
December 23, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Hey everyone I saw the most important beer ever to exist today
I present one (1) hamb leg for your consideration
Credit to u/smolprincess who posted my favorite thing on the internet 5 years ago. I hope you're doing well
Credit to u/smolprincess who posted my favorite thing on the internet 5 years ago. I hope you're doing well
December 23, 2024 at 7:21 PM
I present one (1) hamb leg for your consideration
Credit to u/smolprincess who posted my favorite thing on the internet 5 years ago. I hope you're doing well
Credit to u/smolprincess who posted my favorite thing on the internet 5 years ago. I hope you're doing well
Do you think the replicator from Star Trek can make human meat steaks?
December 23, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Do you think the replicator from Star Trek can make human meat steaks?
D: Did you know they used to give babies belladonna for colic?
Q: Well that is certainly one way to stop the crying
Q: Well that is certainly one way to stop the crying
December 23, 2024 at 6:51 PM
D: Did you know they used to give babies belladonna for colic?
Q: Well that is certainly one way to stop the crying
Q: Well that is certainly one way to stop the crying
Super excited for boxing day guys! I hear that Tyson guy is coming back
a pink teddy bear with a yellow beak and white eyes is smiling
ALT: a pink teddy bear with a yellow beak and white eyes is smiling
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Super excited for boxing day guys! I hear that Tyson guy is coming back
How dare you attack me so directly!!1! And in front of the children? smh
December 23, 2024 at 2:46 AM
How dare you attack me so directly!!1! And in front of the children? smh
Netflix keeps showing me the commercial of what I am calling uncanny Santa.
Is anyone else creeped out?
Is anyone else creeped out?
December 21, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Netflix keeps showing me the commercial of what I am calling uncanny Santa.
Is anyone else creeped out?
Is anyone else creeped out?
Ecologist in Monster Hunter must think monsters tails fall off as a defense mechanism, because I'm pretty sure I've never captured one with it still attached
December 20, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Ecologist in Monster Hunter must think monsters tails fall off as a defense mechanism, because I'm pretty sure I've never captured one with it still attached
Name recognition in life is extremely important.
Names: Ethan, Sofia, Olivia, etc...
Not Names: Chair, Toaster, eunni, etc...
Names: Ethan, Sofia, Olivia, etc...
Not Names: Chair, Toaster, eunni, etc...
December 20, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Name recognition in life is extremely important.
Names: Ethan, Sofia, Olivia, etc...
Not Names: Chair, Toaster, eunni, etc...
Names: Ethan, Sofia, Olivia, etc...
Not Names: Chair, Toaster, eunni, etc...
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Big news: On Jan. 15 in Brooklyn, I'm excited to host a screening of the 1984 cult classic Birdy. After the film, I'll be in discussion with the great Matthew Modine. Tickets are available now:
ticketing.useast.veezi.com/purchase/538...
ticketing.useast.veezi.com/purchase/538...
December 19, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Big news: On Jan. 15 in Brooklyn, I'm excited to host a screening of the 1984 cult classic Birdy. After the film, I'll be in discussion with the great Matthew Modine. Tickets are available now:
ticketing.useast.veezi.com/purchase/538...
ticketing.useast.veezi.com/purchase/538...
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Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips
theonion.com/clarence-tho...
theonion.com/clarence-tho...
December 19, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Clarence Thomas Torn Over Case Where Both Sides Offer Compelling Scuba Trips
theonion.com/clarence-tho...
theonion.com/clarence-tho...
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