No cheating, reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet(s)
Malicious compliance with the dog-hair-blanket rule
Malicious compliance with the dog-hair-blanket rule
January 2, 2026 at 12:05 AM
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet(s)
Malicious compliance with the dog-hair-blanket rule
Malicious compliance with the dog-hair-blanket rule
My kid wanted to write "Christmas" on this picture so he'd remember when he took it but accidentally started a sports blogging career
December 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
My kid wanted to write "Christmas" on this picture so he'd remember when he took it but accidentally started a sports blogging career
Stevie Nicks' Bella Donna is a Christmas album if you listen to it on Christmas 🤷♀️
December 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Stevie Nicks' Bella Donna is a Christmas album if you listen to it on Christmas 🤷♀️
Nobody looks confused like a Harbaugh
December 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Nobody looks confused like a Harbaugh
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they should invent a headache that feels good
December 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
they should invent a headache that feels good
FINALLY time to stop being disappointed by Carolina football and start getting disappointed by Carolina basketball again
Time to stop being disappointed by Atlanta baseball and start getting disappointed by Carolina football again
Time to stop being disappointed by Carolina basketball and start being disappointed by Atlanta baseball again
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
FINALLY time to stop being disappointed by Carolina football and start getting disappointed by Carolina basketball again
Today I took my kid to a park and was waiting at the bottom of a slide when another kid popped out, stood up and said with palpable disdain in his voice "This is NOTHING like Key West."
November 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Today I took my kid to a park and was waiting at the bottom of a slide when another kid popped out, stood up and said with palpable disdain in his voice "This is NOTHING like Key West."
Just washed a Goody's powder down with Diet Sun Drop no one has ever been more ready for a @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social live show
October 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Just washed a Goody's powder down with Diet Sun Drop no one has ever been more ready for a @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social live show
Cc: Bubba Cunningham
a cartoon of homer simpson and marge simpson with a quote
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson and marge simpson with a quote
media.tenor.com
September 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Cc: Bubba Cunningham
Time to stop being disappointed by Atlanta baseball and start getting disappointed by Carolina football again
Time to stop being disappointed by Carolina basketball and start being disappointed by Atlanta baseball again
Time to stop being disappointed by Carolina football and start being disappointed by Carolina basketball again
September 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Time to stop being disappointed by Atlanta baseball and start getting disappointed by Carolina football again
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Good riddance to August, the worst month:
-Hot
-Long (33-34 days?)
-No office-closed holidays
-Hot
-Hot
-Long (33-34 days?)
-No office-closed holidays
-Hot
September 1, 2023 at 10:47 AM
Good riddance to August, the worst month:
-Hot
-Long (33-34 days?)
-No office-closed holidays
-Hot
-Hot
-Long (33-34 days?)
-No office-closed holidays
-Hot
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Carolina crowd, mind sharing this around? If anybody is willing to adopt or foster this sweet boy, I’ll help arrange transportation or bring him to you myself 💞
June 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Carolina crowd, mind sharing this around? If anybody is willing to adopt or foster this sweet boy, I’ll help arrange transportation or bring him to you myself 💞
I looked at some books on a table in a bookstore next to Amy Sedaris
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I looked at some books on a table in a bookstore next to Amy Sedaris
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Aren't the Police the protective force that maintains the status quo for the wealthy elite? Don't you think we ought to attack the roots of social problems instead of jamming people into overcrowded prisons?
June 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Aren't the Police the protective force that maintains the status quo for the wealthy elite? Don't you think we ought to attack the roots of social problems instead of jamming people into overcrowded prisons?
The Stars have some real Bobson Dugnutt-ass names on the roster
May 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The Stars have some real Bobson Dugnutt-ass names on the roster
Steph Curry: "He could do anything! (complimentary)"
Draymond: "He could do anything! (derogatory)"
Draymond: "He could do anything! (derogatory)"
May 11, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Steph Curry: "He could do anything! (complimentary)"
Draymond: "He could do anything! (derogatory)"
Draymond: "He could do anything! (derogatory)"
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happy confederate surrender day to all
April 9, 2025 at 12:56 PM
happy confederate surrender day to all
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Happy Trans Day of Visibility
March 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Happy Trans Day of Visibility
Time to stop being disappointed by Carolina basketball and start being disappointed by Atlanta baseball again
Time to stop being disappointed by Carolina football and start being disappointed by Carolina basketball again
Oh no I forgot to QT this at the start of football season. Rest assured I am very disappointed in Carolina football.
March 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Time to stop being disappointed by Carolina basketball and start being disappointed by Atlanta baseball again
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Was a good idea to do this before, seems like a really good idea to do it now www.nerdwallet.com/article/fina...
How to Freeze Your Credit - NerdWallet
A credit freeze helps prevent identity theft and fraud. Contact each of the three major credit bureaus to freeze or unfreeze your credit files for free.
www.nerdwallet.com
February 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Was a good idea to do this before, seems like a really good idea to do it now www.nerdwallet.com/article/fina...
Poirot: As you can see, my friend Hastings is God's perfect idiot.
Hastings, in his journal: Today M. Poirot called me perfect, and he was right
Hastings, in his journal: Today M. Poirot called me perfect, and he was right
January 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Poirot: As you can see, my friend Hastings is God's perfect idiot.
Hastings, in his journal: Today M. Poirot called me perfect, and he was right
Hastings, in his journal: Today M. Poirot called me perfect, and he was right
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Now that it is tax season I remind everyone:
DO NOT USE TURBOTAX.
THEY WERE REMOVED FROM THE IRS FREE FILE SYSTEM AND ARE NOT BOUND TO THOSE RULES.
Instead, if you make $84k or less a year, use any of the IRS Free File options found here: www.irs.gov/filing/irs-f...
DO NOT USE TURBOTAX.
THEY WERE REMOVED FROM THE IRS FREE FILE SYSTEM AND ARE NOT BOUND TO THOSE RULES.
Instead, if you make $84k or less a year, use any of the IRS Free File options found here: www.irs.gov/filing/irs-f...
IRS Free File: Do your taxes for free | Internal Revenue Service
Prepare and file your federal income tax return online for free. File at an IRS partner site with the IRS Free File Program or use Free File Fillable Forms. It's safe, easy and no cost to you.
www.irs.gov
January 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Now that it is tax season I remind everyone:
DO NOT USE TURBOTAX.
THEY WERE REMOVED FROM THE IRS FREE FILE SYSTEM AND ARE NOT BOUND TO THOSE RULES.
Instead, if you make $84k or less a year, use any of the IRS Free File options found here: www.irs.gov/filing/irs-f...
DO NOT USE TURBOTAX.
THEY WERE REMOVED FROM THE IRS FREE FILE SYSTEM AND ARE NOT BOUND TO THOSE RULES.
Instead, if you make $84k or less a year, use any of the IRS Free File options found here: www.irs.gov/filing/irs-f...
"¡Apártense vacas, que la vida es corta!" Good advice for cows and non-cows alike 💯
January 12, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"¡Apártense vacas, que la vida es corta!" Good advice for cows and non-cows alike 💯
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