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enjoying life to spite god.
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gotyoureyes.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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theonion.com
Stephen Miller Dead Behind Eyes At 39
Stephen Miller Dead Behind Eyes At 39
December 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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junlper.beer
evangelicals might be the largest grifters to ever exist in human history lol
December 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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theonion.com
Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial https://theonion.com/musk-weighs-return-to-politics-after-60th-death-on-elden-ring-nightreign-tutorial/
Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial
December 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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cyndaquilism.bsky.social
Me patting my small Cyndaquil plushie and some TV News overlay with the text "BREAKING NEWS: Is Cyndaquil Important? Experts say yes"
December 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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sailorrooscout.bsky.social
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have shown Alzheimer’s disease can be REVERSED- not just prevented. Using a potent neuroprotective compound called P7C3-A20, they found RESTORING balance to a central cellular energy molecule (NAD+) not only PREVENTED disease features but REVERSED them, EVEN at late stages.
December 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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heresvix.bsky.social
Wearing a dress can be tricky
(Part 4)
December 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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mbtyugioh.bsky.social
magic the gathering "players" when someone tries to win a card game
dasharez0ne.bsky.social da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21h
NO COMBO'S NO BULL SHIT I ONLY PLAY REAL MAGIC CARD'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
LEAVE MY DAMB CREATURES ALONE!!!!! IM OVER HERE TRYEN TO PLAY NORMAL SHIT AND YOUR DOIN SOME SHIT CALLED TREASURE TOKEN AND "SACK" LEAVE MY DAMB CREATURES ALONE,,,, AND DA TEXT " I WILL NEVER PLAY CEDH I NEED MORE TURNS TO PLAY MY CARDS, I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO ALL THE COMBOS, LEAVE MY CREATURES ALONE, STOP, LEAVE THEM ALONE!!! REAL MAGIC DECK'S ARE BRACKET 3 OR LESS " - LEGALIZE CHAOS ORB OR AT LEAST LET ME THROW SOMETHING ELSE ON THE TABLE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
December 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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rickyftw.bsky.social
I wrote the captions on this video the night Osama Bin Laden was killed and it’s probably the most shared thing I ever created.
December 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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junlper.beer
tech bros trying to convince everyone epstein is cool is so telling and interesting
December 26, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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quollveth.bsky.social
once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat sam altman to death with your bare hands - Anthony Bourdain
December 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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jtp.bsky.social
the president of the united states
December 26, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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rajandelman.bsky.social
Man, the economic vibes are putrid
Why do kids need their own bedroom atlantic article
December 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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prozdishere.bsky.social
twitter: new update, every time you post, elon musk is literally going to break into your house and shit directly into your mouth
users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..
December 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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setsuretsuko.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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andycraig.bsky.social
When you're grumpy because three annoying ghosts kept you up all night.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d
Having a normal Christmas morning
Image of Trump going on a posting binge early Christmas morning
December 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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superbutterscotch.bsky.social
Merry Christmas!

Hope everyone got nice gifts, Jimmy certainly did! 🎁
December 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: A man with a dastardly, mischievous smile stands next to Shen wearing a gold "#1" medal. Shen is wearing a 3 piece suit with a yellow bowtie and holding a microphone. Shen says "you've become the ragebaiting world champion." Panel 2: The #1 ragebaiter's previous opponents are in various positions of agony, all red in the face with anger. Text below says "No opponent so far has stood a chance against you." Panel 3: Shen gesture's towards somebody off panel, saying "there only remains 1 challenger." Panel 4: It's the Budda Siddhartha Gautama, in his classic orange attire with with his placid face bathed in a circle of divine light.
December 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Shen is pointing at you and saying "I'll PROVE to you that Santa ISN'T REAL," with a smug/mischievous expression. Panel 2: Shen has written a letter and is holding an envelope to put it in. The letter says "Dear Santa, for this christmas all I want is an ASSKICKING." Shen says "Heh." looking at it. Panel 3: Shen is sleeping peacefully in his house with the door closed behind him. He's got a generic landscape painting hanging on the wall. Panel 4: The door behind him pops open, with Saint Nick himself now standing in the doorway in a wide stance, and a few snowflakes flying in. Shen's eyes likewise pop open.
December 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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pbump.com
This is as easy a test of your belief in the American system as is conceivable: Should this be an acceptable argument from a president?
December 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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torqpenderloin.bsky.social
we gonna do something about this then or what
ashtonpittman.bsky.social Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 6d
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
letter says: J. Epstein NOVA 220 Manhattan Correctionio PMSL NYC NY 10007 NETURNTO BENPER nmas 口 INMATE NAME AND REGISTER NÚMBER ARE REQUIRED TO 口 UNATHORIZED PACKA REQUIRE AUTHOREA I EIGHING VARESS OF NO LONGER AT THIS ADDRESS. 85 BS756-970688 x 85756 hoijhhahedl-2112--225a218g7-d2-l2-/2-2118 Dear L. N As you know by now, I have taken the "Short route" home. Good ench! We shared one thing... our love i cains fo yue hage ladies auf' Thad read thais foll Om president allo shares on love o young, nubile girl. When a young beauty walked by loved to grab snatch, Whereas we ended up snatching grub in The mess halls o the sxem "Life is unfai Your Г. Epstein
December 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
See you all next year!
A christmas card of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting by a christmas tree, currently being decorated by the tentacles of the otherwise unseen creature, The Thing In The Sink, which has now evidently migrated to the tree. Above them is the text, "Merry Christmas".
December 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
one time, my girlfriend kissed me to stop me from talking about asynchronous programming
December 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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foxes-in-love.bsky.social
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are pressed together, cuddled up and simply enjoying each others' company, eyes peacefully closed. Green: You know what's the best part of the holidays? Blue: What is it? Green: All our problems are next year's problems. All can wait until January. While Blue's expression remains peaceful, Green opens his eyes in realisation to his words. Blue: Except for that thing in the sink. Both of the foxes turn to look at something coming in from outside of the comic panel, with slimy tentacle-like tendrils reaching towards them. Green: Oh right. We should probably do something about that.
December 19, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: A guy is walking through a park. He's wearing a yellow cap backwards, purple puffy coat, and orange sweater with vertical stripes. He has brown hair poking through the back of the cap. He's saying "HAHA! So, funny story. When I was a kid ..." Panel 2: He raises his hand to continue to speaking to someone next to him, and maintains a happy smile as he says "Open Brackets Most Traumatic Shit I've Ever Heard Close Brackets". Panel 3: Shen, who was walking next to him with a red coat on top of his usual yellow hoodie, looks forward, stunned and wide-eyed. Panel 4: Shen, still wide-eyed, puts his hand on his shoulder as the first guy continues to smile innocently.
December 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM