i am the true schlorb
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I am very cringe there and intend to be very cringe here as well, nonetheless I am the true schlorb.
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I am very cringe there and intend to be very cringe here as well, nonetheless I am the true schlorb.
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We are all yn the Labubu gutter, but sum of us are lookinge at the Labubu starres.
January 18, 2026 at 4:24 AM
We are all yn the Labubu gutter, but sum of us are lookinge at the Labubu starres.
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Finallye the stock market content Ich was hopinge for when Ich came to blue skye
January 15, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Finallye the stock market content Ich was hopinge for when Ich came to blue skye
you are the greatest
And you may saye to yourselfe
These are not my lone and level sandes
And you may saye to yourselfe
These are not my vast and trunklesse legges of stone
These are not my lone and level sandes
And you may saye to yourselfe
These are not my vast and trunklesse legges of stone
January 13, 2026 at 1:35 PM
you are the greatest
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A youthful if soaked Albertus Magnus says hi from Cologne 👼
January 12, 2026 at 8:17 PM
A youthful if soaked Albertus Magnus says hi from Cologne 👼
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Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto
January 12, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto
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It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.
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finally, we're living through precedented times
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 AM
finally, we're living through precedented times
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i have a smartwatch where it monitors my health and sends a notification to my phone if i die
January 4, 2026 at 4:21 AM
i have a smartwatch where it monitors my health and sends a notification to my phone if i die
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anyway i think one driver of the dems hesitance to call this what it is is because they want to make sure they don't fuck up their ability to do it themselves when/if they get into power
January 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
anyway i think one driver of the dems hesitance to call this what it is is because they want to make sure they don't fuck up their ability to do it themselves when/if they get into power
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Breathe, love
give, free
Thou knowest yn thy soul
As the bloode knoweth the waye
From thyne herte to thy brayne
That thou art whole
Lo, thou shinest, lyke the brightest star
A transmissioun on the midnighte radio
And thou spinnest lyke a vinyl arc
Ballerina spinninge to thy rocke and rolle
give, free
Thou knowest yn thy soul
As the bloode knoweth the waye
From thyne herte to thy brayne
That thou art whole
Lo, thou shinest, lyke the brightest star
A transmissioun on the midnighte radio
And thou spinnest lyke a vinyl arc
Ballerina spinninge to thy rocke and rolle
December 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Breathe, love
give, free
Thou knowest yn thy soul
As the bloode knoweth the waye
From thyne herte to thy brayne
That thou art whole
Lo, thou shinest, lyke the brightest star
A transmissioun on the midnighte radio
And thou spinnest lyke a vinyl arc
Ballerina spinninge to thy rocke and rolle
give, free
Thou knowest yn thy soul
As the bloode knoweth the waye
From thyne herte to thy brayne
That thou art whole
Lo, thou shinest, lyke the brightest star
A transmissioun on the midnighte radio
And thou spinnest lyke a vinyl arc
Ballerina spinninge to thy rocke and rolle
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Remember: It ys okaye to be lonelye. It ys okaye to feel lost. It ys okaye to be sad. It ys okaye yf nobody ys arounde. It ys okaye to have no plannes or just small plannes. It ys okaye to have big plannes that seem exhausting. It ys okaye to be a mess. Take care of thyself. Thou art amazinge.
December 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Remember: It ys okaye to be lonelye. It ys okaye to feel lost. It ys okaye to be sad. It ys okaye yf nobody ys arounde. It ys okaye to have no plannes or just small plannes. It ys okaye to have big plannes that seem exhausting. It ys okaye to be a mess. Take care of thyself. Thou art amazinge.
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Thei did a studye and founde out who ys awesome and capable of great thinges and worthye of love and the newes ys that it ys you.
December 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Thei did a studye and founde out who ys awesome and capable of great thinges and worthye of love and the newes ys that it ys you.
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Sisyphus decoratinge the rocke for the holidayes
December 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Sisyphus decoratinge the rocke for the holidayes
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Last Christmas Ich gave thee myne hearte
But the verye next daye ther came a wolf,
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste
But the verye next daye ther came a wolf,
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Last Christmas Ich gave thee myne hearte
But the verye next daye ther came a wolf,
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste
But the verye next daye ther came a wolf,
Wyth sinews of whispers - quiet as frost -
And the wolf stole myne hearte, fled
To a tower out of tyme biyonde all the stars.
Seek now myne hearte,
Return it within a yeare and a daye:
Thys ys thy queste
im not aerodynamic enough to go viral on blue sky
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 AM
im not aerodynamic enough to go viral on blue sky
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
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How doth Ea-nāṣir saye goodbye?
Cu later!
Cu later!
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
How doth Ea-nāṣir saye goodbye?
Cu later!
Cu later!
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
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It ys a such challenging, turbulent, scarye tyme. My greatest wisshe ys that you may fynde sum small moment of peace, delight, mirthe, pleasure, discoverye, connectioun, or fascinacioun that doth make yower day just a litel bettir. Ich wisshe thys for thee wyth all of myne hearte.
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It ys a such challenging, turbulent, scarye tyme. My greatest wisshe ys that you may fynde sum small moment of peace, delight, mirthe, pleasure, discoverye, connectioun, or fascinacioun that doth make yower day just a litel bettir. Ich wisshe thys for thee wyth all of myne hearte.
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Florence and the Machine Covir Bandes:
Siena and the Devyce
Milan and the Contraptioun
Orvieto and the Mechanism
Venyce and the Gadget
Gubbio and the Whirligig
Spoleto and the Apparatus
Siena and the Devyce
Milan and the Contraptioun
Orvieto and the Mechanism
Venyce and the Gadget
Gubbio and the Whirligig
Spoleto and the Apparatus
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Florence and the Machine Covir Bandes:
Siena and the Devyce
Milan and the Contraptioun
Orvieto and the Mechanism
Venyce and the Gadget
Gubbio and the Whirligig
Spoleto and the Apparatus
Siena and the Devyce
Milan and the Contraptioun
Orvieto and the Mechanism
Venyce and the Gadget
Gubbio and the Whirligig
Spoleto and the Apparatus
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Capitalism is now illegal
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Capitalism is now illegal
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November 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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You know what ys the coolest thinge? Libraryes.
October 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
You know what ys the coolest thinge? Libraryes.