Agent🕵🏻♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️)
@schmidtjokes.bsky.social
“Some people have to learn the really really really hard way.” -Mom
🇺🇦 🇵🇸 = Genocide is not Acceptable
LGBTQ+ rights are human rights
🇺🇦 🇵🇸 = Genocide is not Acceptable
LGBTQ+ rights are human rights
Just was reminded that Obama deported more illegal immigrants in his presidency than the Dumpy Traitor. Weird how the way you do this matters? Not condoning either but Dumpy is a show tune of cruelty. Obama’s admin seemed to do things within “normal” laws and rules. 🤷♂️
January 22, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Just was reminded that Obama deported more illegal immigrants in his presidency than the Dumpy Traitor. Weird how the way you do this matters? Not condoning either but Dumpy is a show tune of cruelty. Obama’s admin seemed to do things within “normal” laws and rules. 🤷♂️
Oh gawd, nobody tell the world’s richest victim with the least anointed Nobel’s
January 20, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Oh gawd, nobody tell the world’s richest victim with the least anointed Nobel’s
A screenshot of the original post sent in a text message with a return picture of a creepy AF version of Javier bardhem
January 19, 2026 at 3:19 AM
A screenshot of the original post sent in a text message with a return picture of a creepy AF version of Javier bardhem
When you buy the wrong calendar and the week starts on Monday(which absolutely makes sense). It’s absolutely killing my feel Good Friday vibes 😔 because idk it’s Friday until 5:30 ON FRIDAY 🤬
January 16, 2026 at 11:29 PM
When you buy the wrong calendar and the week starts on Monday(which absolutely makes sense). It’s absolutely killing my feel Good Friday vibes 😔 because idk it’s Friday until 5:30 ON FRIDAY 🤬
The 2026 USA 🇺🇸 Official sticker has just dropped:
Goodnight beautiful people 🌙
Goodnight beautiful people 🌙
January 16, 2026 at 8:14 AM
The 2026 USA 🇺🇸 Official sticker has just dropped:
Goodnight beautiful people 🌙
Goodnight beautiful people 🌙
Courtesy of my local sushi spot
2026:
2026:
January 16, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Courtesy of my local sushi spot
2026:
2026:
Tony should go rouge and slap a bottle of Nepo-Baby Cognac on the desk and comment it’s a single batch 1984 aged in old furniture
Random did you know Bari graduated from Shady Side Academy? A little too on the nose but there it is:
Random did you know Bari graduated from Shady Side Academy? A little too on the nose but there it is:
![Screenshot of Bari Weiss’s wiki
Early life and education
Weiss was born in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, to Lou and Amy Weiss, former owners of Weisshouse, a Pittsburgh company founded in 1943 that sells flooring, furniture, and kitchens; they own flooring company
Weisslines. 6] She grew up in the Squirrel Hill neighborhood and graduated from Pittsburgh's
Community Day School and Shady Side Academy. The eldest of four sisters, she attended the Tree of Life Synagogue and had her bat mitzvah ceremony there. 7[8! After high school, Weiss went to Israel on a Nativ gap year program, helping build a medical clinic for Bedouins in the Negev desert and studying at a feminist yeshiva and the Hebrew University of Jerusalem. 18119]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2syg6mvvpyanxektgkiunl6f/bafkreie7rmwikm32w2t2hyhkdw5bsnb23h2cshm6jbrne77btdw2mblzny@jpeg)
January 14, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Tony should go rouge and slap a bottle of Nepo-Baby Cognac on the desk and comment it’s a single batch 1984 aged in old furniture
Random did you know Bari graduated from Shady Side Academy? A little too on the nose but there it is:
Random did you know Bari graduated from Shady Side Academy? A little too on the nose but there it is:
January 11, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Every fuggin day this administration reminds me that the NRA has been backed by Russia for decades and that the cowards who need guns were never going to use them to stand up for anything righteous or good but to kill and inflict harm to those they hate. Fin
January 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Every fuggin day this administration reminds me that the NRA has been backed by Russia for decades and that the cowards who need guns were never going to use them to stand up for anything righteous or good but to kill and inflict harm to those they hate. Fin
🙄 and they say they hate communist agitators… 🤷♂️
Wapo’s new motto is “Capitalism Self Immolates in Sunshine” right? @postopinions.bsky.social @washingtonpost.com
Wapo’s new motto is “Capitalism Self Immolates in Sunshine” right? @postopinions.bsky.social @washingtonpost.com
January 8, 2026 at 5:38 PM
🙄 and they say they hate communist agitators… 🤷♂️
Wapo’s new motto is “Capitalism Self Immolates in Sunshine” right? @postopinions.bsky.social @washingtonpost.com
Wapo’s new motto is “Capitalism Self Immolates in Sunshine” right? @postopinions.bsky.social @washingtonpost.com
Can post this every damn day under the Agolfo Shitler regime
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Can post this every damn day under the Agolfo Shitler regime
This is Q anon level absurd written by a person who knows bigger words but is equal in it’s enshitification of batshittery diarrhea reminiscent of a history lesson given by my a nazi anal polyp
January 5, 2026 at 8:11 AM
This is Q anon level absurd written by a person who knows bigger words but is equal in it’s enshitification of batshittery diarrhea reminiscent of a history lesson given by my a nazi anal polyp
Can post this every damn day with the fuggin guy in charge:
January 4, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Can post this every damn day with the fuggin guy in charge:
This attack is unlawful and a horrible idea but in the military, special operators is the actual job title of navy seals and is a phrase used often for any soldiers, sailors, marines, or airmen working in special operations
January 3, 2026 at 5:11 PM
This attack is unlawful and a horrible idea but in the military, special operators is the actual job title of navy seals and is a phrase used often for any soldiers, sailors, marines, or airmen working in special operations
Lol this reminded me of a fake Alito flag I made.
January 3, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Lol this reminded me of a fake Alito flag I made.
Period piece but fun and heartfelt
Sonora
Sonora
January 2, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Period piece but fun and heartfelt
Sonora
Sonora
La Carga!
está excelente!
está excelente!
January 2, 2026 at 3:44 PM
La Carga!
está excelente!
está excelente!
🎶(Russian version) “because I got America 🇺🇸 in my pocket and the other one is committing genociiiide”
January 2, 2026 at 5:54 AM
🎶(Russian version) “because I got America 🇺🇸 in my pocket and the other one is committing genociiiide”
Dude is not subtle 🇷🇺 with a 🇺🇸 in it’s pocket
January 2, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Dude is not subtle 🇷🇺 with a 🇺🇸 in it’s pocket
New Alito flag is shockingly honest 🤷♂️
December 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
New Alito flag is shockingly honest 🤷♂️
He found out earlier that year he is 1/128th Mayan
December 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
He found out earlier that year he is 1/128th Mayan
It’s going to be a really weird day when we find out everyone at the Heritage foundation is already out and it’s just this little guy left.
December 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It’s going to be a really weird day when we find out everyone at the Heritage foundation is already out and it’s just this little guy left.