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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️)
@schmidtjokes.bsky.social
“Some people have to learn the really really really hard way.” -Mom
🇺🇦 🇵🇸 = Genocide is not Acceptable
LGBTQ+ rights are human rights
Just was reminded that Obama deported more illegal immigrants in his presidency than the Dumpy Traitor. Weird how the way you do this matters? Not condoning either but Dumpy is a show tune of cruelty. Obama’s admin seemed to do things within “normal” laws and rules. 🤷‍♂️
January 22, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Oh gawd, nobody tell the world’s richest victim with the least anointed Nobel’s
January 20, 2026 at 8:24 PM
A screenshot of the original post sent in a text message with a return picture of a creepy AF version of Javier bardhem
January 19, 2026 at 3:19 AM
When you buy the wrong calendar and the week starts on Monday(which absolutely makes sense). It’s absolutely killing my feel Good Friday vibes 😔 because idk it’s Friday until 5:30 ON FRIDAY 🤬
January 16, 2026 at 11:29 PM
The 2026 USA 🇺🇸 Official sticker has just dropped:

Goodnight beautiful people 🌙
January 16, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Courtesy of my local sushi spot

2026:
January 16, 2026 at 7:54 AM
January 16, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Tony should go rouge and slap a bottle of Nepo-Baby Cognac on the desk and comment it’s a single batch 1984 aged in old furniture

Random did you know Bari graduated from Shady Side Academy? A little too on the nose but there it is:
January 14, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Sharing a doodle because idk 🤷‍♂️

Have a great day all you beautiful people.

#Doodle #Art?
January 11, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Every fuggin day this administration reminds me that the NRA has been backed by Russia for decades and that the cowards who need guns were never going to use them to stand up for anything righteous or good but to kill and inflict harm to those they hate. Fin
January 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
🙄 and they say they hate communist agitators… 🤷‍♂️

Wapo’s new motto is “Capitalism Self Immolates in Sunshine” right? @postopinions.bsky.social @washingtonpost.com
January 8, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Can post this every damn day under the Agolfo Shitler regime
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 AM
This is Q anon level absurd written by a person who knows bigger words but is equal in it’s enshitification of batshittery diarrhea reminiscent of a history lesson given by my a nazi anal polyp
January 5, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Can post this every damn day with the fuggin guy in charge:
January 4, 2026 at 2:23 AM
This attack is unlawful and a horrible idea but in the military, special operators is the actual job title of navy seals and is a phrase used often for any soldiers, sailors, marines, or airmen working in special operations
January 3, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Lol this reminded me of a fake Alito flag I made.
January 3, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Period piece but fun and heartfelt

Sonora
January 2, 2026 at 3:46 PM
La Carga!

está excelente!
January 2, 2026 at 3:44 PM
🎶(Russian version) “because I got America 🇺🇸 in my pocket and the other one is committing genociiiide”
January 2, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Dude is not subtle 🇷🇺 with a 🇺🇸 in it’s pocket
January 2, 2026 at 5:42 AM
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January 1, 2026 at 8:48 PM
New Alito flag is shockingly honest 🤷‍♂️
December 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
He found out earlier that year he is 1/128th Mayan
December 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It’s going to be a really weird day when we find out everyone at the Heritage foundation is already out and it’s just this little guy left.
December 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM