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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️)
@schmidtjokes.bsky.social
“Some people have to learn the really really really hard way.” -Mom
🇺🇦 🇵🇸 = Genocide is not Acceptable
LGBTQ+ rights are human rights
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Hey 👋 it’s Sunday/Domingo whatever, some things in life do in fact suck… but Prince’s solo starting at 3:27 will never disappoint you. EVER. 🕺🏽

🔥PRINCE🕺🏽👑 GUITAR 🎸SOLO🔥
starts at 3:27 minute

👇100% joyful Rock & Fuckin Roll👇 youtu.be/6SFNW5F8K9Y?...
Prince, Tom Petty, Steve Winwood, Jeff Lynne, more - "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" | 2004 Induction
YouTube video by Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
youtu.be
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November 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Why can’t these fuckheads just do something nice with their time on earth? It’s like, this dude is the richest guy on the fucking planet and he’s spending his time on X writing to little fuckwits he doesn’t know about the benefit of hypothetically hanging people to death. It’s just pathetic.
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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📌They appease Vladimir Putin and come after Mark Kelly.

Traitors. All of ‘em.
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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“.. This is X in 2025: Potentially fake accounts crying at other potentially fake accounts that they aren’t real, all while refusing to acknowledge that they themselves aren’t who they say they are — a Russian nesting doll of bullshit.”

@cwarzel.bsky.social
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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I have 99 problems right now and money would solve 98 of them.
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Gallego to Hegseth: "You will never ever be half the man that Sen. Kelly is. You, sir, are a coward. And the fact that you are following this order from the president shows how big of a coward you are. I can't wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense."
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Caption this photo please 🙏

“Are you sure you’re not Mexican? Oh, and that’s a flying triangle.”
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Um Sultan Piglord is being extra weird today
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Fucking DO IT. I dare you. I double dog-dare you.

It would be incredible watching them try to prosecute a sitting Senator for *checks notes* telling soldiers they don’t have to obey illegal orders.
Extraordinary step. Pentagon, under pretext of "good order and discipline", threatens to recall to duty and court-martial Senator Mark Kelly, a retired naval officer, after he recorded a video telling troops they could refuse illegal orders. Dangerous & authoritarian.
www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/11/...
Sen. Mark Kelly faces Pentagon investigation for making video on refusing 'unlawful orders'
The Defense Department suggested that the investigation of the Arizona Democrat Kelly stems from urging military members to refuse to follow unlawful orders.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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I truly believe this and I feel for those who don’t. This belief is what sustains me
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Blowin' in the wind🎶
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Doing coke off Hunter Biden's ass.
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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I drew this picture on the morning of December 30th, 2004 and I never doubted myself again
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Sign at the US Military Academy at West Point:
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Karoline Leavitt lies about everything including her identity because I know that bitch is really Jonbenet Ramsey.
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x convicted felon & adjudicated rapist Trump did.
November 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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We're raising funds for Bobby's GoFundMe as quickly as we can because we know he'll be at Ronald Reagan Medical Center at UCLA well beyond Thanksgiving and he has to pay for his room!

The 20th person who chips in $35 or more will win this special edition of Dom Perignon champagne -- chip in below:
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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🚨 Only a pussy maces a man who is handcuffed. True story. Also, nobody who has EVER spent time at ANY shooting range holds a firearm like this fool. 1/2
November 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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X’s new origin/location feature reminds us that many MAGA accounts trolling and triggering us are actually just this:
November 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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me when i guy i just met bets me 5 bucks i won't get naked and rip off my own face
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation

They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Life Story: Lozen - Women & the American Story share.google/WJ04OSNWZYnp...

Lozen: The Apache "Joan of Arc"
In Honor of Native American Heritage Month.
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November 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #Holdfast America! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
They’re counting on exhaustion to win.
We’re betting on discipline. #Holdfast

The coup doesn’t need victory. It just needs us to quit.
We don’t. #Holdfast

America doesn’t fall because villains rise.
It falls when defenders stop holding the line. #Holdfast👇👇👇
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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They’re counting on exhaustion to win.
We’re betting on discipline. #Holdfast

The coup doesn’t need victory. It just needs us to quit.
We don’t. #Holdfast

America doesn’t fall because villains rise.
It falls when defenders stop holding the line. #Holdfast👇👇👇
www.jackhopkinsnow.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM