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Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️)
@schmidtjokes.bsky.social
“Some people have to learn the really really really hard way.” -Mom
🇺🇦 🇵🇸 = Genocide is not Acceptable
LGBTQ+ rights are human rights
“Lucifer in the flesh, I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.” -John Boehner about Ted Cruz
January 21, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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Yep
****Agolfo Shitler’s board of peace America Epstein Memorial Celebrity Genocidal Fans Awareness Pro-Am Fun Meeting March For the Deaths*******
January 21, 2026 at 12:31 PM
When you do charity and make sure everyone knows how much you are doing is it really charity anymore or is it brand boosting and ego jerking? He’s an insufferable tool and his music is top 5 most overrated of all time.
January 21, 2026 at 12:28 PM
And other blathering nonsense from a decrepit dementia ridden traitorous pedophile
January 21, 2026 at 12:20 PM
When someone reiterates what “murderers” are as “people that murder,” just in case you didn’t understand 😵‍💫

Thinking of others just FYI🤔
Rapists= Donald J. Trump
Fraudsters= Donald J. Trump
Seditionist= Donald J. Trump
Pedophile=Donald J. Trump
Traitor=Donald J. Trump
January 21, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Uh @mayor.nyc.gov 🤷‍♂️
January 21, 2026 at 11:28 AM
SOMEONE told me POTUS is a draft dodging traitor and you should follow the oath to the constitution and not a seditionist pardoning Russian nesting doll trying to nuke NATO 🤷‍♂️
but 🏀 👍 🫡
January 21, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Reposted by Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️)
Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.
January 20, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Reposted by Agent🕵🏻‍♀️355 🇺🇦(🆘🇺🇸☎️)
January 18, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Can the bad guys actually get punished this time? The southern traitors should have been hung?
January 21, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Explosive diarrhea? Plane needs a hazmat cleaning?
January 21, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Fuuuck I have to wait until tomorrow for the plane to land in Davos? 🤬
January 21, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Explosive diarrhea is the minimum we can hope for
January 21, 2026 at 5:56 AM