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Agent๐Ÿ•ต๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ355 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ(๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโ˜Ž๏ธ)
@schmidtjokes.bsky.social
โ€œSome people have to learn the really really really hard way.โ€ -Mom
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ = Genocide is not Acceptable
LGBTQ+ rights are human rights
Pinned
Hey ๐Ÿ‘‹ itโ€™s Sunday/Domingo whatever, some things in life do in fact suckโ€ฆ but Princeโ€™s solo starting at 3:27 will never disappoint you. EVER. ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿฝ

๐Ÿ”ฅPRINCE๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‘ GUITAR ๐ŸŽธSOLO๐Ÿ”ฅ
starts at 3:27 minute

๐Ÿ‘‡100% joyful Rock & Fuckin Roll๐Ÿ‘‡ youtu.be/6SFNW5F8K9Y?...
Prince, Tom Petty, Steve Winwood, Jeff Lynne, more - "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" | 2004 Induction
YouTube video by Rock & Roll Hall of Fame
youtu.be
Get that bag ๐Ÿ’ฐ kid, fuggem, sue their asses
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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๐Ÿคฌ
November 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This is why you wear a cup
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Thatโ€™s Mr. Sultan Piglord*
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Why canโ€™t these fuckheads just do something nice with their time on earth? Itโ€™s like, this dude is the richest guy on the fucking planet and heโ€™s spending his time on X writing to little fuckwits he doesnโ€™t know about the benefit of hypothetically hanging people to death. Itโ€™s just pathetic.
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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๐Ÿ“ŒThey appease Vladimir Putin and come after Mark Kelly.

Traitors. All of โ€˜em.
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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โ€œ.. This is X in 2025: Potentially fake accounts crying at other potentially fake accounts that they arenโ€™t real, all while refusing to acknowledge that they themselves arenโ€™t who they say they are โ€” a Russian nesting doll of bullshit.โ€

@cwarzel.bsky.social
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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I have 99 problems right now and money would solve 98 of them.
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If there is anyone who still thinks Elno is intelligent the fact that he didnโ€™t anticipate this proves once and for all he is a fuggin moron who knows nothing
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
You know Sultan PigLord is doing well when he posts his #DonnyTwoDildosDanceโ„ข๏ธ gif without context right?!??
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
FFS how is this real. @democrats.org broadcast this shit in every MFing interview!!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
This dude looks entirely too comfortable
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
WTAF ๐Ÿคฌ
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Iโ€™m more just confused how one could hate dumpy but be friends with one of if not his worst department appointee that will be responsible for countless deaths
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Iโ€™m so clever the shit just rolls out on accident
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
(Stephen hustle skips into the oval)
โ€œMr Piglord you have to see this! Monkeys are turning on us and taking over the planet! Theyโ€™re just outside Baltimore!โ€

Piglord: Nuke the bastards!

๐Ÿง›๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ : excellent idea sir but

Piglord: DO IT NOW

๐Ÿง›๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ: sir we have to evacuate first Baltimore is pretty close ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Xitter โ€œthe Russia nesting doll of shitsโ€
๐Ÿ‘
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
SecDeaf Signal Petey should literally get slapped with a copy of the UCMJ
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
He has concepts of governing in the worksโ€ฆ
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Gallego to Hegseth: "You will never ever be half the man that Sen. Kelly is. You, sir, are a coward. And the fact that you are following this order from the president shows how big of a coward you are. I can't wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense."
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Caption this photo please ๐Ÿ™

โ€œAre you sure youโ€™re not Mexican? Oh, and thatโ€™s a flying triangle.โ€
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
What if itโ€™s a boat full of pregnant minority US citizens on a 3 hour tour in the Caribbean?
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I guess the oath has changed..?

To support and defend the constitution of Sultan Piglord above all enemiesโ€ฆ?
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
SecDeaf Signal Petey?
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM