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the American century of humiliation is in full swing
October 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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im sorry to keep on this but the "ballroom" is just so funny. it's funny that the democrats keep losing to president ballroom. it's so funny how the regime keeps saying shit like "for 150 years presidents have longed for a magnificent event space." president deals my people yearn for ballroom
October 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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ill smoke to that
September 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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"It's not like the president is a baby brained moron," a White House official said, laughing nervously. "He's not, you know, a big stupid asshole who doesn't give a shit about anything except attention" www.politico.com/news/2025/07...
July 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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The possibility of abduction by a sovereign and imprisonment abroad is one criterion that separates democracies from dictatorships.

The Declaration of Independence called the British king tyrannical for transporting Americans, “beyond Seas to be tried for pretended Offenses.”
April 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.

Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?

klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
April 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM