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Do not refer to me.
July 10, 2023 at 10:37 PM
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Here we are, reinventing the wheel at the beck and call of a parade of idiot billionaires. Morning everyone :)))
July 10, 2023 at 10:53 AM
We’re reaching levels of cringe that shouldn’t even be possible
July 10, 2023 at 11:22 AM
threads gives the same vibes as a company that refers to their employees as ‘family’ and I’m not about that fuckshit
July 8, 2023 at 7:38 PM
Do not listen to this man. This is just anti-Barbenheimer propaganda and I will not stand for it.
July 5, 2023 at 12:00 PM
Hey dickwads
July 5, 2023 at 12:54 AM
Uh oh
July 4, 2023 at 2:01 PM
Me on Twitter vs me on Bluesky
July 4, 2023 at 1:21 PM
July 4, 2023 at 1:15 PM
Reconnecting with my Twitter Mutuals.
July 4, 2023 at 11:18 AM
Damn, the ocean gate explosion really did reset the timeline back to 2016
July 3, 2023 at 11:15 PM
July 3, 2023 at 4:46 PM
July 3, 2023 at 4:45 PM
It is Monday morning and God is still dead
good monday, bluesky
July 3, 2023 at 2:15 PM
Showing my wife the joke I made that got 5 likes

(she doesn’t get it)
July 3, 2023 at 12:42 PM
nevermind, it’s never been more over for bluesky
I’m here. Hope you motherfuckers like ska
July 3, 2023 at 11:55 AM
Reposted by Schmuck
gday dickheads
July 3, 2023 at 11:23 AM
Oh no no no,

the blue checks are showing their entire ass, dick, and balls under these rate limits
July 3, 2023 at 3:14 AM
July 3, 2023 at 1:45 AM
I live in constant fear that the uber eats driver delivering my food will wait for me to open the door instead of just leaving my food out there. please don’t do this to me I just want to eat my bisque in peace
July 3, 2023 at 1:26 AM
July 2, 2023 at 7:18 PM
It has been a good weekend on here
July 2, 2023 at 7:10 PM
Counter point: have we considered that none of us are good enough to even have imposter syndrome
can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks
July 2, 2023 at 1:44 PM
Reposted by Schmuck
something I like about this place is that there is no dignity
July 2, 2023 at 1:36 AM
I think the most positive experience I’ve had on bluesky so far is not being accosted by these god damned toy airplane ads by Binkgo dot com and their shell companies
July 2, 2023 at 12:25 PM