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Aw hell let’s all pour one out for this stupid hoe
While the move is surprising given Stefanik was once one of the GOP’s rising stars, it comes after a series of snubs from President Trump. trib.al/qgBCs3w
December 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The list of people in the Trump administration who should NOT be jailed afterwards is a rare little group.
December 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
They’re as petty as they are stupid and they are very very fucking stupid
December 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Don't you just wanna punch him in his fat face?
December 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
They’re losers. We used to call them losers.
This NYT story failed the reader by not digging deeper. One subject dropped out of college after one year (five years ago) and lists "Windows" as his skillset. Story should be: young conservatives who blame immigrants for their personal failures and whose lives won't be improved w/ fewer immigrants
December 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Kushner is the god damned devil.
“It’s a little bit of an unfortunate situation there, but from Israel’s perspective I would do my best to move the people out and then clean it up,” Kushner said.

Congratulations, everyone, we have now officially reached the Gaza Trump Tower stage of "ethnic cleaning."
Jared Kushner says Gaza’s ‘waterfront property could be very valuable’
Donald Trump’s son-in-law also says Israel should bulldoze an area of the Negev desert and move Palestinians there
www.theguardian.com
December 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
These are the saddest, most scared, small, ignorant people alive.
According to a new court filing, the Trump administration has a six-page list of banned words that Head Start locations are forbidden from using when describing their programs.
Among the censored words: "disability," "race," "women," "trauma," "Gulf of Mexico." Short thread with the full list. 🧵
December 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Every single person in this video and everyone up the chain of command should be criminally prosecuted. This is a brazen act of piracy. It's the stuff that would get people hanged for most of modern and even ancient history. bsky.app/profile/bnon...
WATCH: U.S. forces seize oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela
December 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
We live in the worst, stupidest, basest hell.
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad

The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'

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December 9, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Is @jaketapper.bsky.social worried about the president’s decline yet? It was mighty concerning very recently if I remember! I hope he’s dedicating hundreds of pages to President sleepy shits now! I’m sure he’s on it!
December 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I hate this fat racist fuck and I hope every day that he
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It's been December for 9 hours. I am already besieged by Christmas.
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
She works 16-20 hours a week, max. Steal from Wal-Mart every chance you get, and if you work for them, take a shit once an hour.
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Baller.
November 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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America is totally normal right now, you guys, totally fine, our Kid-Toucher President is ReTruthing posts on his own social media website where he by proxy suggests his political opposition be executed probably because they're trying to find out just how many kids President Kid-Toucher touched
Trump calls for Democratic members of Congress to be hanged
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I can't wait until this little fucker gets hypertension from being such a tightly-wound, flag-humping, creatine snorting bag of dicks. "No no no," we'll say, "you don't get ACE inhibitors. Try meditating, lil guy."
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
You could kick this guy’s ass. That might be the most frustrating part. If he popped off like this with some Nazi shit in public, you could, if he weren’t the VPOTUS, kick the living shit out of him and he’d grovel like a drooling pig in eyeliner. What a fat faced baby ass little boy.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 PM
People who think he’s gonna take over Trump’s cult of personality are insane—he has none.
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This is the content. This is the sauce.
my character in NBA2k developed a gambling addiction
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
President Pedo.
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Is he dead yet
November 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Fuck Red Zone and Scott Hanson. Cancel now.
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Red Zone just cut to Trump interview.

Cancel NFL Red Zone.

Shameful.
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Any Democrat who wants my vote must state explicitly:
1. Their plan to abolish ICE.
2. Their plan to prosecute DHS and Kristi Noem and all of her lackeys.
3. Their plan to prosecute Stephen Miller.
4. Their plan to hold trials for all ICE agents involved in domestic terrorism like this.
ICE grabs father by the neck—send him into violent seizure while his arms lock up around his toddler.

"He's having seizure and they're trying to rip the baby out of his hands!"

Agents then handcuff him—before putting in ambulance with his child.

Mother is detained by agents as target of arrest.
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Guillotine
The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM