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January 21, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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"On this, MLK’s birthday or death day, or maybe the day he gave some big speech or whatever, we celebrate a civil rights icon whose activism and sacrifice serve as a stirring antithesis to me, my regressive policies, and everything my party stands for."
Today We Honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a Great Man Who Stood For Everything That I, a Political Conservative, Oppose
If you’ve seen my inspirational social media post, you already know that I, a conservative politician, am a huge fan of Dr. King. On this, MLK’s bi...
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January 19, 2026 at 5:30 PM
"On this, MLK’s birthday or death day, or maybe the day he gave some big speech or whatever, we celebrate a civil rights icon whose activism and sacrifice serve as a stirring antithesis to me, my regressive policies, and everything my party stands for."
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Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
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Rep. Seth Moulton: "This is insane. What the hell are we doing? ... this is illegal."
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Rep. Seth Moulton: "This is insane. What the hell are we doing? ... this is illegal."
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That vintage look is just so damn cool 🤩
December 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
That vintage look is just so damn cool 🤩
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CHILD: So, you’re claiming there is some worldwide conspiracy that EVERY mommy and daddy in the world is in on?
SANTA DENIER: Well, I wouldn’t call it a “conspiracy"…
SANTA DENIER: Well, I wouldn’t call it a “conspiracy"…
Jubilee: One Child vs. Twenty Santa Deniers
Mateo, a child, sits at a debate table opposite an empty chair. He’s surrounded by twenty Santa Claus Deniers, each holding a red flag. MATEO: My n...
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December 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
CHILD: So, you’re claiming there is some worldwide conspiracy that EVERY mommy and daddy in the world is in on?
SANTA DENIER: Well, I wouldn’t call it a “conspiracy"…
SANTA DENIER: Well, I wouldn’t call it a “conspiracy"…
Does Alabama realize that they need to show up in the second half? That their playoffs are at stake? This Bama team couldn’t beat any of the playoff contenders. I can’t wait to hear ESPN and the committee’s excuses for why this is a good loss and playoff worthy. #SEC #Bama #Miami
December 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
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A great read on the late (I still can't believe it) Todd Snider.
I'm very sorry to report that the great alt-country singer-songwriter Todd Snider has died at 59 of undiagnosed walking pneumonia. I stick by what I wrote about him in 2012. www.robertchristgau.com/xg/bn/2012-0... Here's Rolling Stone's coverage. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Robert Christgau: Preaching Agnosticism (with Laugh Lines)
www.robertchristgau.com
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
A great read on the late (I still can't believe it) Todd Snider.
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1698
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1698
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If the Seahawks end up losing this game, it can all be traced back to the Cupp interception. They got too cute.
That was a six point swing. The blocked FG and the FG they game up before half was a six point swing. Not scoring a TD and the fumble was a ten point swing. This game should be over
That was a six point swing. The blocked FG and the FG they game up before half was a six point swing. Not scoring a TD and the fumble was a ten point swing. This game should be over
October 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
If the Seahawks end up losing this game, it can all be traced back to the Cupp interception. They got too cute.
That was a six point swing. The blocked FG and the FG they game up before half was a six point swing. Not scoring a TD and the fumble was a ten point swing. This game should be over
That was a six point swing. The blocked FG and the FG they game up before half was a six point swing. Not scoring a TD and the fumble was a ten point swing. This game should be over
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Final: Guardians 3, White Sox 2
Cleveland (78-71) is 7+ games over .500 for first time since May 24 (29-22).
Brayan Rocchio seals it with an insane play.
Cleveland (78-71) is 7+ games over .500 for first time since May 24 (29-22).
Brayan Rocchio seals it with an insane play.
September 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Final: Guardians 3, White Sox 2
Cleveland (78-71) is 7+ games over .500 for first time since May 24 (29-22).
Brayan Rocchio seals it with an insane play.
Cleveland (78-71) is 7+ games over .500 for first time since May 24 (29-22).
Brayan Rocchio seals it with an insane play.
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Dear journalists:
The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her.
Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her.
Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
August 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Dear journalists:
The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her.
Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her.
Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.
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August 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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'Hello human, nice to meet you'
July 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
'Hello human, nice to meet you'
Humble brag (baseball):
SB Nation in-5 July 22, 2025
❌✅⬛⬛⬛ (2/5)
SB Nation in-5 July 22, 2025
❌✅⬛⬛⬛ (2/5)
July 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Humble brag (baseball):
SB Nation in-5 July 22, 2025
❌✅⬛⬛⬛ (2/5)
SB Nation in-5 July 22, 2025
❌✅⬛⬛⬛ (2/5)
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Colbert comes out swinging. Gonna be a fun 10 months...
July 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Colbert comes out swinging. Gonna be a fun 10 months...
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Riley: Don’t tell me you give a shit about the middle class when all you are doing is shitting on the middle class
July 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Riley: Don’t tell me you give a shit about the middle class when all you are doing is shitting on the middle class
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June 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Holy cats, Denzel Clarke.
June 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Holy cats, Denzel Clarke.