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sears
@searsparkinglot.bsky.social
beloved slacker. wokest man alive.
November 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
off an email
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
am i chopped twin
October 20, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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don’t be “in a fandom.”

grow up, get a hobby, make friends.
October 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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this is a wildly nasty place, pretending that it's not. like minnesota. or canada
May 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
every bit of bluesky discourse feels like this
May 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
using youtube audiobooks of hp lovecraft stories to sleep lately and i keep waking up in cold sweats with this on my phone screen
May 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
it would be so funny if the film tariff kills avengers doomsday for good lol
May 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Probably not good that the answer to “which companies would collaborate with a fascist regime that’s trying to kill their employees and customers?” is “basically all of them”
March 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
mr beast
March 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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I really love listening to alternative rock but if I'm being honest my favorite thing to do is watch movies
March 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
mouthwashing was a very good game
March 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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We need a shen yun of the left
February 8, 2025 at 6:13 AM
ok i’m back here
January 23, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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marketing consultant at coca cola: what if we made mrs clause trans? that would really raise Brand Awareness

coca cola exec: not enough people know about coca cola
December 16, 2024 at 5:01 AM
resident evil 4 is a very good video game
December 16, 2024 at 5:00 AM
every year i put on the game awards in hope that ill be able to relive a high as good as seeing the armored core 6 trailer for the first time and every year im let down
December 13, 2024 at 3:28 AM
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Comedian Bill Burr on why the media ignores the CEO killer’s vast public support.
December 11, 2024 at 10:41 PM
at the awesome clinic getting medical care epic style
December 11, 2024 at 9:53 PM
beast mode
Jeremy Renner says the first #Avengers movie is the only one he's ever finished watching

• Has never seen 'Age of Ultron' or 'Infinity War'

• Watched only half of 'Endgame'

(via THR)
December 11, 2024 at 3:59 AM
he might actually be the riddler
The backpack believed to belong to the United Healthcare CEO shooter was reportedly full of Monopoly money

(via MSNBC)
December 8, 2024 at 5:30 AM
can’t believe people genuinely waste time and money on business school just watch shark tank
December 7, 2024 at 5:18 PM
buying crypto based on a meme in 2024 and thinking you’re not getting tricked into a pump & dump scheme is like losing chess to a dog
Haliey Welch one year ago: We have our $50M scheme ready to go. Now we just need to manufacture a viral tiktok moment for step one of our plan
December 6, 2024 at 8:51 PM
strange darling stays winning
December 6, 2024 at 6:43 AM