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Sea Senor 🇳🇿

@seassenor.bsky.social

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Rural Doc. Mainland NZ. Covid intolerant. Unprecedented in no criminal efforts. Send all dad jokes. #medtwitter

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · Dec 28

Why the sky is dark at night is the greatest question ever asked.

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 3h

I tried scientific reasoning with her but the answer was no to daily anticancer treatment

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 3h

So thin skinned I can see his ghost spine

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 6h

Our bench cracked (composite) underneath it a bit despite a silicone tray. Now raised on a rack and bread board. We got a dual one is great

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 1d

Need to repost this regularly until the election. Its dire out there folks. This is worse than GFC. Support your friends and neighbours. Ask how they're doing. People aren't going to GPs now because $. They are the worst NZ gov ever.

Finance minister willis unironically says bugger after removing a tiny NZ economy t shirt from a dryer

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Senator Sheldon Whitehouse @whitehouse.senate.gov · 1d

AG Bondi, here’s that correction you requested.

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 2d

This is my new all-time favourite vox pop.

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Helen Clark @helenclarknz.bsky.social · 2d

It’s an honour for me to be appointed the new Chair of the Board of #Gavi - the Vaccine Alliance. Gavi’s mission to reach every child with essential vaccinations is life-saving. This is a noble mission which I am proud to support. @gavi.org www.gavi.org/news/media-r...

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 2d

At least be a devilishly handsome fiend. Not a creature from the afterlife that aids pedophiles.

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 2d

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 3d

🎂 I have that shirt but only 1 kid in whole fam (possibly town) knows what it is. I have failed as a parent to impress how cool I (we) am.

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Sue Bradford @suebra.bsky.social · 3d

Appalling that our govt is bringing forward their attack on 18/19 yr olds' ability to claim welfare in their own right, even though youth unemployment is rising. Big question for Labour: will you unequivocally reverse this & other welfare cutbacks if returned to power next year? #nzpol #kikorangi

Jobseeker changes: 'Punished for economic crisis they didn't create'

"We love these young people," the prime minister says, but a youth advocate says they've never met a young person who doesn't want to find work.

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 4d

A black hole of empathy

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 4d

These people 👹. So its Oz or a large tertiary debt or poverty. Out of touch, ideas, and time.

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 4d

Incorrect answer is on the shirt. Crossfit has never looked less difficult

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 4d

Must have. Wife will be amazed. Actually, probably not.

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 4d

Celebs hooning in rocket powered and electric super cars, and in this case racing a 3 wheeler.
*bicycle stick meme

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 4d

When life is hard to swallow,
Use the Forks

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Dad Jokes @dadsaysjokes.com · 4d

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 5d

Waiting for the first public stumbles, then falls.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 5d

$200k to hang out with dogs. amazing

IG gabriel.desanti, barkandburn

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 5d

Me and my mate are known as dumb and dumber

a person is holding a bird in their hands and says pretty bird pretty bird .

Alt: Blind kid from dumb and dumber stroking a dead parrot with its head taped on

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Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 5d

Game changer. Hope we see a price war. Disability allowance will cover for many.

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 7d

A Benny Hill moment. I immediately heard Yakety Sax in my head #Portland

Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 7d

Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.

Emergency World Naked Bike Ride planned in Portland, with blurred photi of naked bicyclists.

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 8d

I don't need to know my socks are now in transit warehousing but have cleared customs in Singapore, with an estimated delivery of March to September, as they were yesterday.

Sea Senor 🇳🇿 @seassenor.bsky.social · 8d

BMI under 18 does instil fear. That crazed look when you're in the way of food.