MichElle Woods
@seechelles77.bsky.social
Civil Rights Lawyer and Texas Longhorn ⚖️🤘🏾🌻.
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the wet bandits were tripping. cuz as soon as i caught ONE brick to the face
a man is smoking a cigarette while standing next to another man in a baseball uniform .
ALT: a man is smoking a cigarette while standing next to another man in a baseball uniform .
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
the wet bandits were tripping. cuz as soon as i caught ONE brick to the face
This should not be as funny as it is 🤭💀💀💀.
Lol I'll never hear this song the same way again. Of course I stopped listening to her years ago but this is hilarious.😂😂😂
December 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This should not be as funny as it is 🤭💀💀💀.
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This puts me in the Christmas spirit 😂😂🎄✨
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
This puts me in the Christmas spirit 😂😂🎄✨
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It’s okay, it’s not as exciting, fun, or magical as it was when I was a kid but I’ve found ways to enjoy it as an adult still. I loved Christmas time as a kid so part of it does inherently feel nostalgic though
How does Christmas feel now, compared to childhood?
December 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
It’s okay, it’s not as exciting, fun, or magical as it was when I was a kid but I’ve found ways to enjoy it as an adult still. I loved Christmas time as a kid so part of it does inherently feel nostalgic though
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the grinch being so repulsed with the nasty spirits of human beings to the point where he isolated himself in a mountain with his dog best friend is the most relatable plot line to any christmas film
December 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
the grinch being so repulsed with the nasty spirits of human beings to the point where he isolated himself in a mountain with his dog best friend is the most relatable plot line to any christmas film
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I went out far more than planned this year. Not sure if I can handle 2yrs in a row lol
Homebodies/Introverts, are we leaving our house more often in 2026 or nah?
December 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I went out far more than planned this year. Not sure if I can handle 2yrs in a row lol
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whenever you get stuck behind a paywall, just plug the link into archive.ph
I hate not being able to read full, good articles anymore.
December 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
whenever you get stuck behind a paywall, just plug the link into archive.ph
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Black people deserve the space to try and fail. The only time you support us shouldn't be when it's a guaranteed win
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Black people deserve the space to try and fail. The only time you support us shouldn't be when it's a guaranteed win
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Ole girl singing about knowing the muffin man on TikTok takes me OUT.
Between her sounding like Bishop Rance Allen, JHud, and Jennifer Holiday
AND
Her sister’s blank expression as she records…
I cackle every time I see the video.
Between her sounding like Bishop Rance Allen, JHud, and Jennifer Holiday
AND
Her sister’s blank expression as she records…
I cackle every time I see the video.
December 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Ole girl singing about knowing the muffin man on TikTok takes me OUT.
Between her sounding like Bishop Rance Allen, JHud, and Jennifer Holiday
AND
Her sister’s blank expression as she records…
I cackle every time I see the video.
Between her sounding like Bishop Rance Allen, JHud, and Jennifer Holiday
AND
Her sister’s blank expression as she records…
I cackle every time I see the video.
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In that studio lowercase yelling.
Feast Your Eyes On Greatness.
December 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
In that studio lowercase yelling.
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It should piss you off to know that about 50% of unhoused people work part time or full time jobs.
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It should piss you off to know that about 50% of unhoused people work part time or full time jobs.
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I hate a liar. What the fuck do you get out of lying?
June 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I hate a liar. What the fuck do you get out of lying?
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*how i still move*
*how we moved if someone coughed around us in 2020
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
*how i still move*
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Prioritize and Protect Your Peace- Always 🙏🏽
November 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Prioritize and Protect Your Peace- Always 🙏🏽
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Speak kindly to and about your body.
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Speak kindly to and about your body.
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To all of the victims of sexual assault, I see you and I’m sending you love. 💛
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
To all of the victims of sexual assault, I see you and I’m sending you love. 💛
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Your spark will come back, trust the process.
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Your spark will come back, trust the process.
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Ok so not just me
So much shit is just goofy to me now. Like people are getting more dweebish by the day and social media ain’t helping.
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Ok so not just me
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Like damn do you ever have anything good to say about anything or anyone? Be spewing hot garbage and think someone wants to engage with that
November 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Like damn do you ever have anything good to say about anything or anyone? Be spewing hot garbage and think someone wants to engage with that
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Constant negativity is the ultimate turnoff. Friends, families, lovers, don’t matter. If your thoughts, words, and patterns are always negative in nature, please stay away from me
November 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Constant negativity is the ultimate turnoff. Friends, families, lovers, don’t matter. If your thoughts, words, and patterns are always negative in nature, please stay away from me
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Men do not “have sex with underage girls” they rape them. Language matters. Children CANNOT consent
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Men do not “have sex with underage girls” they rape them. Language matters. Children CANNOT consent
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It’s so easy to block people you don’t care to see, never interact with them, and not care at all if they’ve unfollowed/blocked you in return
Yall put too much energy into being confrontational when all that energy could be saved in not giving a fuck
Yall put too much energy into being confrontational when all that energy could be saved in not giving a fuck
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It’s so easy to block people you don’t care to see, never interact with them, and not care at all if they’ve unfollowed/blocked you in return
Yall put too much energy into being confrontational when all that energy could be saved in not giving a fuck
Yall put too much energy into being confrontational when all that energy could be saved in not giving a fuck
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I don’t even have the capacity to give a fuck about who is talking about me or not. I don’t even give myself that much credit to even think that there’s enough about me to discuss lol.
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I don’t even have the capacity to give a fuck about who is talking about me or not. I don’t even give myself that much credit to even think that there’s enough about me to discuss lol.
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Black women are not built to be everyone’s lesson.
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Black women are not built to be everyone’s lesson.
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LinkedIn feels way too personal every time I log on. Please I don’t wanna hear your sob stories and life updates. Take that shit to Facebook.
Then all the politics and BS of jobhunting in this market.
Post the job, the damn salary, and go.
Then all the politics and BS of jobhunting in this market.
Post the job, the damn salary, and go.
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 AM
LinkedIn feels way too personal every time I log on. Please I don’t wanna hear your sob stories and life updates. Take that shit to Facebook.
Then all the politics and BS of jobhunting in this market.
Post the job, the damn salary, and go.
Then all the politics and BS of jobhunting in this market.
Post the job, the damn salary, and go.