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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: A customer sits at a table looking at a menu as Shen, in a waiter outfit, is there to write his order. Guy says "I'll have the chef's special." Shen says "right away, sir." Panel 2: The customer is patiently waiting at the table for his food. Panel 3: Shen himself is brought out on a catering plate by the chef, who is a woman. He's not cooked or anything, he's just sitting on it. Panel 4: Shen is blushing, says "she said I'M her special." Panel 5: The customer looks on, happy for them, as Shen and the chef passionately make out in front of the table for presumably 20+ minutes.
April 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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junlper.beer
April 7, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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junlper.beer
tesla car vehicles will have more legal protections than trans people
March 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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techconnectify.bsky.social
What's it gonna take for everyone to realize the occupant of the white house is fundamentally anti-American?
marisakabas.bsky.social Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · Mar 4
Trump thinks anyone protesting must be from another country when the right and will to protest our own government is a foundational American value.
Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump 6m All Federal Funding will STOP for any College, School, or University that allows illegal protests. Agitators will be imprisoned/or permanently sent back to the country from which they came. American students will be permanently expelled or, depending on on the crime, arrested. NO MASKS! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
March 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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junlper.beer
i think the car just did that due to it’s Evil Aura
bigmadcrab.bsky.social Greg vs Crabitalism @bigmadcrab.bsky.social · Feb 18
JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia
February 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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karaswisher.bsky.social
Ok that made me laugh
jdcmedlock.bsky.social James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · Feb 18
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.
February 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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junlper.beer
broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals”

woke - Stephen Smith:
February 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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junlper.beer
i mean this so seriously. if you are transgender. please be safe. do not get caught commiting crimes. do not get caught by the state. do not sacrifice yourself, we will survive
February 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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junlper.beer
lmfao
January 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
Why is it sexy that a lady can tie a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue. I don't want her to do that to my pengis
January 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world
January 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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junlper.beer
you think elon musk is a nazi for doing the nazi salute? next you’ll tell me he’s a nazi for speaking at a rally for AfD, the modern german nazi party 😂
January 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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junlper.beer
STOP HAVING CHILDREN AROUND ME. do not shove your digusting regretful breeding lifestyle DOWN MY THROAT
January 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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junlper.beer
this is so fucking funny man i cannot believe conservatives are even alive
January 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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falseknees.bsky.social
Snowed In
January 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man is about to undress for his partner. He says "before we have sex, I should warn you... I have crab." His partner narrows his eyues and asks "uh... do you mean crabs?" The crab man says "no, it's just the one." He pulls down his pants to reveal a hermit crab is inhabiting his urethra. The other man is clearly not down.
January 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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junlper.beer
we need a bulterian jihad immediately
January 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
Someone on Twitter writes: "Unfortunately die work wear or whatever is a psyop to turn men into women . Cuz why the hell else would he be telling them to dress that gay"
January 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man handles a small tray with some lines of cocaine on it and says "leaving some nice lines out for 1976 David Bowie." The lines are placed in front of the chimney. Overnight the Thin White Duke himself emerges from the chimney. In the morning, the men check the tray to find it bare. One says "all the lines are gone!" Another says "He IS Real"
December 24, 2024 at 1:59 PM
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junlper.beer
ronald reagan: i was going to legalize gay marriage until those uppity faggots criticized my handling of the aids epidemic
December 23, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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dril.bsky.social
the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.
December 22, 2024 at 3:02 AM