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Elizabeth 🏳️‍⚧️ @seekerofthegay.bsky.social · 1m

They’re still leading Katie. You’re looking at a 21-7 game and panicking

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Elizabeth 🏳️‍⚧️ @seekerofthegay.bsky.social · 20m

God I love you

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Katie @katesofheaven.bsky.social · 1h

she ranted for an hour and a half about the batting stance of exactly one (1) player for the a's and i felt like i got the briefest glimpse of what it must be like to be inside that girl's brain

Elizabeth 🏳️‍⚧️ @seekerofthegay.bsky.social · 1h

Filling in the “explain why you are suited for this opening” section of my application to an internship in baseball with “PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I’LL DO ANYTHING PLEASE I AM SO AUTISTIC ABOUT THIS SPORT PLEASE I WON’T BE HAPPY DOING ANYTHING ELSE”

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Elizabeth 🏳️‍⚧️ @seekerofthegay.bsky.social · 1h

Filling in the “explain why you are suited for this opening” section of my application to an internship in baseball with “PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I’LL DO ANYTHING PLEASE I AM SO AUTISTIC ABOUT THIS SPORT PLEASE I WON’T BE HAPPY DOING ANYTHING ELSE”

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Elizabeth 🏳️‍⚧️ @seekerofthegay.bsky.social · 17h

KATHRYN

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Elizabeth 🏳️‍⚧️ @seekerofthegay.bsky.social · 1d

Absolutely

Elizabeth 🏳️‍⚧️ @seekerofthegay.bsky.social · 1d

Your son is like if I was good lmao

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Elizabeth 🏳️‍⚧️ @seekerofthegay.bsky.social · 2d

Being friends with people who work in baseball and are infinitely smarter than me is my own personal Salieri / Amadeus situation

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Elizabeth 🏳️‍⚧️ @seekerofthegay.bsky.social · 2d

Does anybody fuck with trans women who drool on themselves while they sleep?

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Elizabeth 🏳️‍⚧️ @seekerofthegay.bsky.social · 2d

Katie this meme is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

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Elizabeth 🏳️‍⚧️ @seekerofthegay.bsky.social · 3d

Cuck Tom Yorke:

But I’m a cuck
I’m a voyeur
I get off to him fucking her
I don’t touch her

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Elizabeth 🏳️‍⚧️ @seekerofthegay.bsky.social · 3d

We can get those runs back!! It’s not over!!!

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Elizabeth 🏳️‍⚧️ @seekerofthegay.bsky.social · 3d

How do you think I became so calm and collected? I grew up on this shit

Elizabeth 🏳️‍⚧️ @seekerofthegay.bsky.social · 3d

It’s awesome isn’t it

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Kara Ling @metacrab.org · 3d

The game in which the premise is "the odds are real but gamers struggle to conceptualize or even believe them" has negative reviews from gamers who don't believe the odds are real (game: Unfair Flips)

A 'Not Recommended' Steam review with 4 hours played

Review text reads: It's a decent idea for a game where you flip a coin and depending on your percentage chances you get heads or tails. However the odds are a lie. You will flip tails 100 percent more than you will heads no matter what your percentage is. Even when you get it up to 60% you will still flip tails way more often then you will heads.

The Dev can try to defend it, but when I flip the coin 2500 times and only hit heads a third of the time even when at 60% then the odds are broken or a lie. I've also watched gameplay and seen fellow players have the same flips so I know it isn't just me having bad luck.

Still not bad for $2, but I'm saying no because the game is coded against you instead of it being fully on chance and luck.

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Elizabeth 🏳️‍⚧️ @seekerofthegay.bsky.social · 4d

LETS GOOOOOOOO SNOOPYZATION FOR ALL

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Elizabeth 🏳️‍⚧️ @seekerofthegay.bsky.social · 4d

She spent her 2010s trying to escape Tennessee and country music, embracing both pop and liberal feminism. But you get the feeling that, with her cattiness, domestic fantasies, and embrace of a very traditionally masculine man, she would’ve been happier as an SEC sorority girl

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Elizabeth 🏳️‍⚧️ @seekerofthegay.bsky.social · 4d

It’s fascinating how Taylor Swift spent a decade dating other musicians, making songs about how it sucked the entire time, and as soon as she starts dating a brain damaged jock she finally writes about domestic bliss and having good sex. Returning to her roots as a Tennessee girl

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Elizabeth 🏳️‍⚧️ @seekerofthegay.bsky.social · 4d

God I love you

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right away, great kath(erine)! 🦅 @kath.gobirds.online · 5d

hiiii I'm kath and I have a fat $150 laser appointment today that I can barely afford, if you can chip in to make my week easier at kermitthefraud on venm0 I would be very appreciative 🙂‍↕️

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Elizabeth 🏳️‍⚧️ @seekerofthegay.bsky.social · 4d

Oh my fucking god

Elizabeth 🏳️‍⚧️ @seekerofthegay.bsky.social · 4d

All the paperwork I printed out

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Elizabeth 🏳️‍⚧️ @seekerofthegay.bsky.social · 4d

I ran a name change clinic at my university today and NOBODY showed up lmao

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Elizabeth 🏳️‍⚧️ @seekerofthegay.bsky.social · 4d

Very pretty!!

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Elizabeth 🏳️‍⚧️ @seekerofthegay.bsky.social · 5d

So, late in it’s life, WCW wrestling got so insular and so focused on internet rumors that a significant portion of it’s screen time was dedicated to wink wink acknowledgments to internet fans and behind the scenes reporters to the detriment of everything else. That’s what Taylor Swift is like now

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