I closed this app and reopened it and this fucking clown was in my notifs
December 31, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I closed this app and reopened it and this fucking clown was in my notifs
"Poor children don't deserve candy" is something teenagers used to say trying to roleplay the most evil Republican they could as a joke
Americans in five states who get government help paying for groceries will see new limits starting Thursday on soda, candy and other foods they can buy with those benefits.
SNAP bans on soda, candy and other foods take effect in five states Jan. 1
Americans in five states who get government help paying for groceries will see new limits starting Thursday on soda, candy and other foods they can buy with those benefits.
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December 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
"Poor children don't deserve candy" is something teenagers used to say trying to roleplay the most evil Republican they could as a joke
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i have 25 dollars and two mouths to feed, plus an electric bill coming up soon. it's not much but it's more than that. halp
hi! i'm lottie l / frog k, trans/nonbinary author, poster, and some might say friend? anyway, i'm broke as dirt and could genuinely use help with money; have been unemployed, injured, and struggling.
any donations & rb's appreciated
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thank you everyone!
any donations & rb's appreciated
cash.app/$asimplefrog
ko-fi.com/frogk
thank you everyone!
December 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i have 25 dollars and two mouths to feed, plus an electric bill coming up soon. it's not much but it's more than that. halp
"There's no such thing as a good billionaire" does encompass people like LeBron and Steven Spielberg and Beyonce and Taylor Swift and whoever else in entertainment and sports is close to your heart and if this is challenging for you, you were never a progressive in the first place
December 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
"There's no such thing as a good billionaire" does encompass people like LeBron and Steven Spielberg and Beyonce and Taylor Swift and whoever else in entertainment and sports is close to your heart and if this is challenging for you, you were never a progressive in the first place
Always kind of funny when poly people get sad you don't like them back. You should go home and get support from your gf about it. Or your other gf. Or if they're both busy eating each other out, see if your third gf feels up for consoling you. You've got options, all I'm saying
December 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Always kind of funny when poly people get sad you don't like them back. You should go home and get support from your gf about it. Or your other gf. Or if they're both busy eating each other out, see if your third gf feels up for consoling you. You've got options, all I'm saying
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Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them.
The current climate is especially accelerating this.
Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves.
Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶
The current climate is especially accelerating this.
Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves.
Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶
September 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them.
The current climate is especially accelerating this.
Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves.
Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶
The current climate is especially accelerating this.
Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves.
Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶
Okay like one happy thing from today. Can you spot all the birds nests in this hospital sign? Spring is coming, and birds are gonna raise their chicks here
December 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Okay like one happy thing from today. Can you spot all the birds nests in this hospital sign? Spring is coming, and birds are gonna raise their chicks here
I turned on my burner phone for burner reasons and opened YouTube out of curiosity for what it shows a person w very little logged internet activity. I think on that phone I had only opened one suggested news article - about an eviction?
It shows you a bunch of black people being evicted
It shows you a bunch of black people being evicted
December 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I turned on my burner phone for burner reasons and opened YouTube out of curiosity for what it shows a person w very little logged internet activity. I think on that phone I had only opened one suggested news article - about an eviction?
It shows you a bunch of black people being evicted
It shows you a bunch of black people being evicted
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Oh man how could I forget this one
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Oh man how could I forget this one
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That’s exactly why I quit.
Ain’t flown since.
Ain’t flown since.
If you’re high at the airport, you have an addiction.
Y'all be high at the airport? That's one place I do not play.
December 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
That’s exactly why I quit.
Ain’t flown since.
Ain’t flown since.
Have people considered that deep sea creatures are literally just chilling down there? It's not a nightmare realm, you're just not used to looking at a weird fish
December 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Have people considered that deep sea creatures are literally just chilling down there? It's not a nightmare realm, you're just not used to looking at a weird fish
Swearing undying fealty to the only person who liked my selfie
December 30, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Swearing undying fealty to the only person who liked my selfie
Animal Crossing should let you change your player's name. It's fucked up that I can't go back to my New Leaf town from 2013 because I know Mint is one of the dolls herself and she would never knowingly deadname me. But I can't tell her my new name. It's a limitation of the game that shouldn't exist
December 30, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Animal Crossing should let you change your player's name. It's fucked up that I can't go back to my New Leaf town from 2013 because I know Mint is one of the dolls herself and she would never knowingly deadname me. But I can't tell her my new name. It's a limitation of the game that shouldn't exist
I think I'm noticing a pattern. When I go on longer walks or do a more emotionally taxing task (like going to a museum or a job interview) I end up falling asleep when I get home and it fucks up my sleep schedule
December 30, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I think I'm noticing a pattern. When I go on longer walks or do a more emotionally taxing task (like going to a museum or a job interview) I end up falling asleep when I get home and it fucks up my sleep schedule
Found a weird bug outside. Should I kill it
December 30, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Found a weird bug outside. Should I kill it
When I'm an even older man, people will be talking about the detrimental health effects of GLP-1 and saying how fucked up it was that weight loss drugs were pushed on the masses. "We had nooo way of knowing these treatments could harm"
And it's like. I know right now. It's called not being a sucker
And it's like. I know right now. It's called not being a sucker
December 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
When I'm an even older man, people will be talking about the detrimental health effects of GLP-1 and saying how fucked up it was that weight loss drugs were pushed on the masses. "We had nooo way of knowing these treatments could harm"
And it's like. I know right now. It's called not being a sucker
And it's like. I know right now. It's called not being a sucker
Bluesky/Twitter is a very special kind of detriment to the human spirit bc if I went outside and talked to people I wouldn't have to hear middle aged liberals self-report not washing their hands after they use public bathrooms
B/C I dont touch anything but me. there are fewer germs on my zipper than on any surface in a public loo. My germs are safer than what lives on those faucets and soap dispensers. I carry my own sanitizer as self defense against airborne guerilla invaders. N.B. I'm vaxed and never got covid
December 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Bluesky/Twitter is a very special kind of detriment to the human spirit bc if I went outside and talked to people I wouldn't have to hear middle aged liberals self-report not washing their hands after they use public bathrooms
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This is the single greatest piece of rock art in human history
December 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This is the single greatest piece of rock art in human history
I had a stress dream where I drank weird lemonade out of my dad's fridge n went to ask him where he got it so I could replace it for him. He was watching TV and going "that wasn't yours. you need to get more" and I was almost yelling "I know dad. Just tell me where I can buy more and make it right"
December 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I had a stress dream where I drank weird lemonade out of my dad's fridge n went to ask him where he got it so I could replace it for him. He was watching TV and going "that wasn't yours. you need to get more" and I was almost yelling "I know dad. Just tell me where I can buy more and make it right"
To find a job I like, I need to conspire with a sorceror
December 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
To find a job I like, I need to conspire with a sorceror
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Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience.
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
The FBI Faked an Entire Field of Forensic Science
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December 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience.
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
The last time I got high I saw a video of a gibbon whooping and screeching and thought I was gonna go to Hell for thinking it's annoying bc it can't help being a gibbon
December 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The last time I got high I saw a video of a gibbon whooping and screeching and thought I was gonna go to Hell for thinking it's annoying bc it can't help being a gibbon
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He fell into one of the worst comedian traps. He eschewed the audience that genuinely used to find him funny in favor of an audience that would simply cheer him on. That kind of audience is Death for comedians. Because it is disingenuous & inauthentic, which fucks up your Funny Barometer.
December 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
He fell into one of the worst comedian traps. He eschewed the audience that genuinely used to find him funny in favor of an audience that would simply cheer him on. That kind of audience is Death for comedians. Because it is disingenuous & inauthentic, which fucks up your Funny Barometer.
I'm having a good time watching Northern Lion play Road to Empress. I think more middle aged men should play that game. Get Coney in on that shit too. Get all the dads to play FMV court intrigue
December 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I'm having a good time watching Northern Lion play Road to Empress. I think more middle aged men should play that game. Get Coney in on that shit too. Get all the dads to play FMV court intrigue
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you’re laughing. rob schneider tried to talk shit while dressed like orville redenbacher and you’re laughing
December 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
you’re laughing. rob schneider tried to talk shit while dressed like orville redenbacher and you’re laughing