Seldon Scott
@seldon.bsky.social
Rorty ironist*
*probably
DM me if you want, or not. I don't give a flying shit either way
*probably
DM me if you want, or not. I don't give a flying shit either way
One of my kids asked an important question. "How did we meet up in the olden days, before phones?"
"Well, I don't know, son. We agreed on a town/city, time and date-ish and just kinda met up, sorta thing. There were places we'd be. You'd know them when you were there."
"Well, I don't know, son. We agreed on a town/city, time and date-ish and just kinda met up, sorta thing. There were places we'd be. You'd know them when you were there."
December 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
One of my kids asked an important question. "How did we meet up in the olden days, before phones?"
"Well, I don't know, son. We agreed on a town/city, time and date-ish and just kinda met up, sorta thing. There were places we'd be. You'd know them when you were there."
"Well, I don't know, son. We agreed on a town/city, time and date-ish and just kinda met up, sorta thing. There were places we'd be. You'd know them when you were there."
Waiting for the train and a sad, lonely stranger engaged me in far too detailed conversation about his private life. My special power is still working.
December 31, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Waiting for the train and a sad, lonely stranger engaged me in far too detailed conversation about his private life. My special power is still working.
Waiting for 2025 to end.
December 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Waiting for 2025 to end.
Absolutely didn't meet Pilín León, the then current Miss World, despite sharing a hotel lift. She had bodyguards, I had the acne and insecurity of my 17 year old self. Her loss, my now overbearingy self confident 60 year old self says.
Please quote this with the time you didn’t interact with someone famous - eg one time I was in Cardiff the same weekend as Willem Dafoe (but I didn’t see him or even know he was there until he appeared on the telly later)
Please quote this with your major interactions with massive celebrities. eg “I was married to the pope for fifteen years”
December 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Absolutely didn't meet Pilín León, the then current Miss World, despite sharing a hotel lift. She had bodyguards, I had the acne and insecurity of my 17 year old self. Her loss, my now overbearingy self confident 60 year old self says.
Night time reading is an old copy of this. I've read it before, many years ago, but it isn't ringing bells so feels like (almost) new.
December 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Night time reading is an old copy of this. I've read it before, many years ago, but it isn't ringing bells so feels like (almost) new.
Bubble and Squeak, losers!
December 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Bubble and Squeak, losers!
A mate just sent a video of his local fox hunt riding through town. The way they're tooled up you would think they're after a pack of feral XL bullies.
December 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
A mate just sent a video of his local fox hunt riding through town. The way they're tooled up you would think they're after a pack of feral XL bullies.
Best Christmas ever!
December 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Best Christmas ever!
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Called somebody a cunt at the supermarket. It's not 9 am yet. Merry Christmas everyone.
December 23, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Called somebody a cunt at the supermarket. It's not 9 am yet. Merry Christmas everyone.
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The Count Censored (ORIGINAL)
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December 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Never had boxing down as the thing that rescued the season of good cheer.
December 21, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Never had boxing down as the thing that rescued the season of good cheer.
3 eps into Kevin Can Fuck Himself. It's powerful stuff, that juxtaposition malarky. The patriarchy can fuck himself.
December 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
3 eps into Kevin Can Fuck Himself. It's powerful stuff, that juxtaposition malarky. The patriarchy can fuck himself.
Moral turpitude is an interesting concept, one that creeps into my mind, not entirely unbidden, on days like today.
December 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Moral turpitude is an interesting concept, one that creeps into my mind, not entirely unbidden, on days like today.
Had some pleasure at fairground on the way.
December 11, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Had some pleasure at fairground on the way.
Central Station, Manchester. Going on 150 years old and looking as insubstantial as a soap bubble this morning.
December 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Central Station, Manchester. Going on 150 years old and looking as insubstantial as a soap bubble this morning.
First day out as an orphan, so feeling a bit intense.
December 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
First day out as an orphan, so feeling a bit intense.
