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semiwittybrad.bsky.social
@semiwittybrad.bsky.social
White Sox. Bears. Fuck Trump.
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If you walked into the voting booth and put a fucking check mark next to "Donald J. Trump" for President, you cannot fucking say "I didn't vote for this". YES YOU DID. You checked the box, you posted the memes, you owned the libs, and now we are all being rewarded for your hatred and racism. Thanks.
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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If Rob Reiner was a “struggling” director than the rest of y’all gotta quit.

Cool tweet, but bro has the nuclear codes, so impeach, perhaps.
Republican congressman 👇🏽
December 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Philip Rivers throwing a touchdown pass at his age has inspired me, a fellow old, to do something crazy and athletic as a means of defying—-

*Craig has passed away while putting on one ice skate*
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Live internal commentary from Philip Rivers’ mind after slipping and then having to run the ball

“oh shit oh shit Oh Shit OH shit OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT HIT THE DECK OH SHIT”
December 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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REPOST IF YOUR TEAM IS 10-4‼️

@danbernstein.bsky.social and @mattabbatacola.bsky.social are LIVE reacting to the HUGE win over the Browns!

POSTGAME: youtube.com/live/GY572FB...
December 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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OH SHIT!!! GOT OUT OF IT!!! D'ANDRE!!!!!!!!!! #DABEARS #BEARDOWN 🏈💙🏈🧡🏈
December 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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The devastation I feel about this attack on science in particular is hard to cope with. It’s like watching my dad die all over again. I would do anything to spare someone a death via pancreatic cancer.
A tiny trial in New York has shown that personalized mRNA vaccines can provoke massive, lasting immune responses against pancreatic cancer, even as sweeping federal cuts now threaten the fragile labs required to produce them.
theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/a-breakthr...
December 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
December 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Costco is our non-fascist store choice for integrity and great steaks!

MAGA folks are boycotting Costco and I'm just standing there like, YES, please! Take your cart full of hate and go complain about free samples somewhere else.

K thx. ✌🏽

#TrumpAffordabilityCrisis
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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If the ACIP presenters so far just had 100 slides with six seven on them it would be more reasonable than what is coming out of their PowerPoints at the moment.

It’s a gish gallop of cherry-picked misinformation.
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Of course, Mike Johnson is lying. He's using No. 10 on my list of 12 ways Republicans dodge questions.
How Republicans dodge questions and get away with it
A guide to spotting the right wing’s favorite rhetorical sidesteps
www.stopthepresses.news
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Next he’ll be saying groceries are a hoax.
Trump: "The word 'affordability' is a Democrat scam"
December 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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I hate that negativity gets all the amplification by social media algorithms.

Let’s amplify LOVE instead.

I am beaming love at you. Right now.

Fuck the haters. I defy you. I am beaming extra love right into your face. Relax and be loved.
November 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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"Warriors"

What a jerkoff.
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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As someone who is this guy's age I can tell you 100% that if you were into Pixies, Nirvana, 120 Minutes stuff, etc. but didn't like the Beatles you had to have worked hard to contort yourself into that special little box. Your enemy, if you absolutely needed one, was hair metal. GTFO here with this.
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Shout out to @jimacosta.bsky.social.

It kind of goes without saying. But I will: If you are a Nazi, you aren't a fine person. You're bad. - Jim Acosta

Brainy Quotes
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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"It is the responsibility of the City of Santa Fe to ensure its workforce receives equitable and competitive wages,” said Mayor-elect Michael Garcia on the city’s decision to include the cost of rent in future minimum wage increases.

open.substack.com/pub/rebekahj...
Santa Fe first city in USA to tie minimum wage to rent
"“It is the responsibility of the City of Santa Fe to ensure its workforce receives equitable and competitive wages."
open.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Not many young people know this but it is generally pretty unusual for the president to outright call for the mass executions of elected members of the opposition party
November 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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VACCINES DO NOT CAUSE AUTISM, YOU FLAMING SHITBIRDS.

WE HAVE, IN FACT, NOT IGNORED YOUR NOW-DEFUNCT HYPOTHESIS. WE INVESTIGATED IT TO THE TUNE OF STUDIES WITH DATA FROM MILLIONS OF KIDS.
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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🔥Chris Murphy: "The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM"

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side."
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Anyways, I’m gonna have a breakfast burrito and hope he doesn’t launch nuclear weapons against our own country, have a great Thursday!
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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Scientific misinformation is a carcinogen.
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM