The MyPillow case is really a sham.

I have never in my life seen a tick until this summer, but I have just picked three peanut-sized little assholes off of Talbot. I am shaving him down to the skin and I do not care if he looks like a cryptid I AM SCREAMING

hey, remember back in 2016 when we kept trying to warn people about how important the Supreme Court was, and all we got back was 'I don't know, I just don't like her.'
that was fun, wasn't it?
ace job, you fucking dolts, take a victory lap

i love how she announced that she had a FLAWLESS gotcha and then it was one that is so insanely easy to poke holes in and shut down. her confidence is UNMATCHED

Dolly Parton spoke.

I fervently believe in FREEDOM and LIBERTY (mine) (buy your own, you parasite)

I HEARD TOADS TONIGHT! spring has SPRUNG

ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose

Trump can understand a golf handicap but doesn't understand that equity programs do the same thing but for BEING A HUMAN?

It's been, one week since they did a coup

I bet everyone who accused Elon Musk of making a “Nazi salute” feels stupid now that we know he was karate chopping a bee to save the life of a boy with allergies in the front row