Steve Fox Lausier
@sflausier.bsky.social
Scribbler, office rat, madman, coward, survivor of all my fandoms being stolen by fashies, and still mad about Kronstadt.
Mostly here for writing accountability shit.
Fuck the king.
Mostly here for writing accountability shit.
Fuck the king.
Pinned
Not enough ppl talking about last night’s real winner
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Not enough ppl talking about last night’s real winner
Deranged take on the typeface debate:
When working on a draft, I use Comic Sans 😬
It’s so stupid, so unserious…and tbh feeling stupid and unserious knocks out a lot of the mental blocks
And changing to Arial/TNR/Calibri (depending on the project) when the edit’s done is a nice finish line treat
When working on a draft, I use Comic Sans 😬
It’s so stupid, so unserious…and tbh feeling stupid and unserious knocks out a lot of the mental blocks
And changing to Arial/TNR/Calibri (depending on the project) when the edit’s done is a nice finish line treat
December 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Deranged take on the typeface debate:
When working on a draft, I use Comic Sans 😬
It’s so stupid, so unserious…and tbh feeling stupid and unserious knocks out a lot of the mental blocks
And changing to Arial/TNR/Calibri (depending on the project) when the edit’s done is a nice finish line treat
When working on a draft, I use Comic Sans 😬
It’s so stupid, so unserious…and tbh feeling stupid and unserious knocks out a lot of the mental blocks
And changing to Arial/TNR/Calibri (depending on the project) when the edit’s done is a nice finish line treat
“Hey Gemini, define ‘glass cannon’. But for like… an entire military.”
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“Hey Gemini, define ‘glass cannon’. But for like… an entire military.”
The app itself has also been hot garbage for the last six months. And it wasn’t exactly purring like a beloved shitbox before
Duolingo announced it was going “AI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The app itself has also been hot garbage for the last six months. And it wasn’t exactly purring like a beloved shitbox before
I’m just gonna go ahead and assume every writer is currently being spammed by job ads from LinkedIn that list as “Author”, “Creative Writer”, “Writer (Gaming)” but are really just “Help Train AI to Eliminate the Posted Job”
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I’m just gonna go ahead and assume every writer is currently being spammed by job ads from LinkedIn that list as “Author”, “Creative Writer”, “Writer (Gaming)” but are really just “Help Train AI to Eliminate the Posted Job”
Actual dialogue just now (I turned on the tree lights while she was in her high chair)
Me: That’s a Christmas tree. Can you say “Christmas”?
Syl (pushing herself out of the chair to get enough air behind it): BITCHIN!!!
Me: That’s a Christmas tree. Can you say “Christmas”?
Syl (pushing herself out of the chair to get enough air behind it): BITCHIN!!!
December 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Actual dialogue just now (I turned on the tree lights while she was in her high chair)
Me: That’s a Christmas tree. Can you say “Christmas”?
Syl (pushing herself out of the chair to get enough air behind it): BITCHIN!!!
Me: That’s a Christmas tree. Can you say “Christmas”?
Syl (pushing herself out of the chair to get enough air behind it): BITCHIN!!!
Goddamn potatoes are fuckin superhero roots
bein all coy n shit like 👉👈 ewwww guys i’m just a leafy little 🌱 short king bunny boy ewie 👉👈
meanwhile Down Below™️ it’s all 🥔💥🥔💥🥔 I AM A DIRT GRENADE THAT EXPLODES WITH AWESOMENESS 🥔💥🥔💥🥔
(no i’m not explaining myself i’m vibin with my fries fuck off)
bein all coy n shit like 👉👈 ewwww guys i’m just a leafy little 🌱 short king bunny boy ewie 👉👈
meanwhile Down Below™️ it’s all 🥔💥🥔💥🥔 I AM A DIRT GRENADE THAT EXPLODES WITH AWESOMENESS 🥔💥🥔💥🥔
(no i’m not explaining myself i’m vibin with my fries fuck off)
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Goddamn potatoes are fuckin superhero roots
bein all coy n shit like 👉👈 ewwww guys i’m just a leafy little 🌱 short king bunny boy ewie 👉👈
meanwhile Down Below™️ it’s all 🥔💥🥔💥🥔 I AM A DIRT GRENADE THAT EXPLODES WITH AWESOMENESS 🥔💥🥔💥🥔
(no i’m not explaining myself i’m vibin with my fries fuck off)
bein all coy n shit like 👉👈 ewwww guys i’m just a leafy little 🌱 short king bunny boy ewie 👉👈
meanwhile Down Below™️ it’s all 🥔💥🥔💥🥔 I AM A DIRT GRENADE THAT EXPLODES WITH AWESOMENESS 🥔💥🥔💥🥔
(no i’m not explaining myself i’m vibin with my fries fuck off)
Dude took the Franco bros’ look and was like “I have notes”
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Dude took the Franco bros’ look and was like “I have notes”
Counterpoint:
*John McClane voice*
Who the fuck asked you?
*John McClane voice*
Who the fuck asked you?
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
When Macaulay Culkin recently said he didn’t consider Die Hard to be a Christmas film – wading into one of pop culture’s most heated holiday debates – he was booed by a live audience.
But it looks like the British people are behind the actor, with a survey revealing that Home Alone is the UK’s favourite festive film, while Die Hard has officially been voted not a Christmas movie. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Counterpoint:
*John McClane voice*
Who the fuck asked you?
*John McClane voice*
Who the fuck asked you?
50/50 chance in the next year Musk and the rest of the manosphere are going to suddenly discover Paradise Lost and Stanley Fish, and reader-response is suddenly going to become a rightwing literarature thesis topic 🙄
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
50/50 chance in the next year Musk and the rest of the manosphere are going to suddenly discover Paradise Lost and Stanley Fish, and reader-response is suddenly going to become a rightwing literarature thesis topic 🙄
R&G Are Dead was the first play I ever directed. It prob wasn’t the best show to pick for the school at the time, but it was definitely the most fun I had creatively in the 7yrs I was there
Plus the two leads were insanely talented and hungry for the challenge. And they nailed it
Plus the two leads were insanely talented and hungry for the challenge. And they nailed it
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
R&G Are Dead was the first play I ever directed. It prob wasn’t the best show to pick for the school at the time, but it was definitely the most fun I had creatively in the 7yrs I was there
Plus the two leads were insanely talented and hungry for the challenge. And they nailed it
Plus the two leads were insanely talented and hungry for the challenge. And they nailed it
idk why but I feel it’s important to point out that the tree being plucked in this situation is an eastern black walnut, which is fairly rare in VT and only really grows in our exact little corner
it’s also an immaculate wood to work so I do sympathize with the fucker’s salivating over it
it’s also an immaculate wood to work so I do sympathize with the fucker’s salivating over it
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
idk why but I feel it’s important to point out that the tree being plucked in this situation is an eastern black walnut, which is fairly rare in VT and only really grows in our exact little corner
it’s also an immaculate wood to work so I do sympathize with the fucker’s salivating over it
it’s also an immaculate wood to work so I do sympathize with the fucker’s salivating over it
A red squirrel (aka the REAL Red Menace) has been piling walnut husks on our front porch
It’s been endearing, despite the mess
This morning it made a threatening chirp at us and scared Sylvie as we left the house
I am considering committing WWI-Canadian-Army-level violence on this fucker
It’s been endearing, despite the mess
This morning it made a threatening chirp at us and scared Sylvie as we left the house
I am considering committing WWI-Canadian-Army-level violence on this fucker
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
A red squirrel (aka the REAL Red Menace) has been piling walnut husks on our front porch
It’s been endearing, despite the mess
This morning it made a threatening chirp at us and scared Sylvie as we left the house
I am considering committing WWI-Canadian-Army-level violence on this fucker
It’s been endearing, despite the mess
This morning it made a threatening chirp at us and scared Sylvie as we left the house
I am considering committing WWI-Canadian-Army-level violence on this fucker
Oops all ‘splosions
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Oops all ‘splosions
Syl just pointed out the window and yelled “Pretty! Pretty!”
We took it as a teaching moment, and explained to her that “pretty” and “November” are what’re called “antonyms”
We took it as a teaching moment, and explained to her that “pretty” and “November” are what’re called “antonyms”
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Syl just pointed out the window and yelled “Pretty! Pretty!”
We took it as a teaching moment, and explained to her that “pretty” and “November” are what’re called “antonyms”
We took it as a teaching moment, and explained to her that “pretty” and “November” are what’re called “antonyms”
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UNBAN ME FROM TWITTER YOU COWARDS
November 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
UNBAN ME FROM TWITTER YOU COWARDS
This game is old enough to be drafted and still has just the most wholesome community of diehards 😊
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This game is old enough to be drafted and still has just the most wholesome community of diehards 😊
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It's profoundly different to cover a U.S. president than state or local officials, and too, much harder to vent publicly if you're female. But if in my reporting days, if anyone from a police sergeant to the mayor of Baltimore told me, "Quiet, piggy," I'd immediately insist he go fuck himself.
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It's profoundly different to cover a U.S. president than state or local officials, and too, much harder to vent publicly if you're female. But if in my reporting days, if anyone from a police sergeant to the mayor of Baltimore told me, "Quiet, piggy," I'd immediately insist he go fuck himself.
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You may not outlive them in years, but you must outlive them while you're here!
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
You may not outlive them in years, but you must outlive them while you're here!
Non-zero chance he gets charged, flees to one of his pals in Argentina or Hungary or wherever, claims persecution, and tries to rule from abroad
More likely none of this goes anywhere obv, but if it does, that feels like his play. The most un-clean break possible, and one we are least ready for 🙃
More likely none of this goes anywhere obv, but if it does, that feels like his play. The most un-clean break possible, and one we are least ready for 🙃
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Non-zero chance he gets charged, flees to one of his pals in Argentina or Hungary or wherever, claims persecution, and tries to rule from abroad
More likely none of this goes anywhere obv, but if it does, that feels like his play. The most un-clean break possible, and one we are least ready for 🙃
More likely none of this goes anywhere obv, but if it does, that feels like his play. The most un-clean break possible, and one we are least ready for 🙃
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Look, all I’m gonna say on The Current Topic is that moderation needs to be consistent - if you’re gonna drop the hammer for quoting song lyrics and getting pissed about child rapists, yet you let slide accounts that say trans people shouldn’t exist, then yeah, there’s gonna be some questions.
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Look, all I’m gonna say on The Current Topic is that moderation needs to be consistent - if you’re gonna drop the hammer for quoting song lyrics and getting pissed about child rapists, yet you let slide accounts that say trans people shouldn’t exist, then yeah, there’s gonna be some questions.
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majoring yn English ys punk rocke
November 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
majoring yn English ys punk rocke
When one of my relatives was in the throes of late-stage Alzheimer’s, her kids & grandkids used large-print nametags to help her remember who they were when they came to visit.
Anyway…
Anyway…
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
When one of my relatives was in the throes of late-stage Alzheimer’s, her kids & grandkids used large-print nametags to help her remember who they were when they came to visit.
Anyway…
Anyway…
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In honor of last night's victory by a progressive, I offer this memory of the greatest big-city mayor in U.S. history, a man of the left who also governed as a socialist. If Mr. Mamdani goes on WNYC this Sunday and reads the funny papers to kids my heart will burst.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=_G-I...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=_G-I...
Fiorello La Guardia reads the "funnies": 7/15/45
YouTube video by Donald Collup
m.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
In honor of last night's victory by a progressive, I offer this memory of the greatest big-city mayor in U.S. history, a man of the left who also governed as a socialist. If Mr. Mamdani goes on WNYC this Sunday and reads the funny papers to kids my heart will burst.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=_G-I...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=_G-I...