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Joe D.
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Videogames, pro wrestling, genre film, punk rock.

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My 2026 New Year's Resolution is to be more intentional with media. I've fallen into the trap of "put on a YouTube video and play a roguelite and pay 50% attention to each."

This year, my goal for New-to-Me media is:
12 books (plus the Bible)
12 videogames
52 movies
52 albums

Media thread GO!
"Where did you learn to fly?"

The acid coffee pot, obviously.
It occurs to me that many people don't know about the GameFan coffee incident.

In 1993, GameFan published a manic 6-page review of the game Cybermorph that was written while tripping on LSD that somebody put in the office coffee pot

The review declared that Cybermorph was the first "real" game
February 9, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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I try to stay away from *gestures broadly* all this. But the first thing this magazine did after Trump's win in 2016 was mock the horror & fear among those of us who knew how dangerous he was. I will never forget it. They should never get away with pretending they were on the right side of history.
I feel like I'm losing my goddamnned mind.

This op-ed was written by Kathrine Mangu-Ward. Katherine is editor-in-chief of Reason magazine.

Reason fired @shikhadalmia.bsky.social for being too anti-Trump.
Opinion | Libertarians Tried to Warn You About Trump
www.nytimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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oh my god this is even lower than the funniest low number I was imagining
Yikes: the alternative TPUSA “All-American” Halftime Show had fewer than 14,000 views.
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 AM
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when the dagger doesn't work ✨

#ResidentEvil
February 7, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Hitler put them on his personal death list for this, released before America entered WW2.
February 9, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Sabrina Carpenter's boyfriend is super good at MvC2. #SoPringles
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Lady Gaga singing with Jigglypuff was not on my BINGO card.
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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Icon
February 8, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Real fucking charm offensive by the A.I. industry for this #SuperbOwl, huh?
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
The answer to this feels like it should absolutely be yes, but the game isn't exactly the highest profile, so I ask:

Is there a mod for The Punisher arcade game (or Genesis port) that makes old Nick Fury look like Sam Jackson Nick Fury?
February 6, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Remember the wisdom of the ancients:

"Punks and metalheads are nice people cosplaying mean people. Hippies are mean people cosplaying as nice people."
Brody King was brought in to be a spooky monster heel and instead he is a working class hero of the downtrodden. He is like if Dusty Rhodes listened to The Misfits.
February 6, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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GOOD!
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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👿📣📁🙅‍♀️
February 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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So, first of all, of course it was Trump.

But even if they were telling the truth, "We give staffers who post videos of the Obamas as apes access to the agenda-setting, decree-sending, market-moving account of the president of the United States" is not the exculpatory statement they think it is.
February 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Bitch, if I paid for tickets to the fucking Olympics, I will boo whoever the fuck I want.
February 6, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Giannis just posting the entire Wolf of Wall Street "I'm not leaving" clip yesterday was just... so good. #FearTheDeer
giannis_an34 on Instagram: "Legends don’t chase. They attract 💯😎View all 10,845 comments"
Legends don’t chase. They attract 💯😎View all 10,845 comments
www.instagram.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Two '90s hackers trying to match each others' phreak end up matching each others' freak:

l33ted Rivalry
Two Upper Midwest farmers trying to make it in the sugar industry discover something far sweeter to taste:

Beeted Rivalry
The two savviest fuel-gatherers in Scotland desperate to warm each other up:
Peated Rivalry
February 6, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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mm3-6 sound effects vs mm1-2 sound effects
February 6, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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"Sure, ICE is bad, but we need to deport illegal immigrants"

No you don't.

If immigration enforcement leads to concentration camps and roving death squads, maybe it's time to just get rid of the concept of illegal immigration entirely. You've tried it, it's a bad idea in practice, so bin it.
February 6, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Phil had a dream about a Garfield hentai game, but he's self-censoring his language for social media. 🌽
I had a dream that a new Garfield game came out for Wii. It was sponsored by a group called the American Corn Growers Interest. The gameplay was that you have to clap and yell "CORN!" to make the corn meter goes up
February 6, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Lotta words in my lexicon for this, but I gotta be honest: "unbelievable" is not one of them. This is entirely believable.
Unbelievable

Republicans outright REJECTED ten requests by Democrats to reform ICE

Among the supposedly “unreasonable” demands?

Require judicial warrants

No Masks

Keep away from schools and churches

Stop Racial Profiling

Uphold Use of Force Standards

Safe detention facilities

Body Cameras
February 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Soon it will reach it's final form, and become a Millennial-focused group called HQ69. (Nice.)
kamala harris's 6-7 themed zoomer digital marketing group has already changed its name after getting made fun of. for some reason they changed it to "68." we're witnessing a level of political instinct never before imaginable
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only.
February 6, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Watching this AJ Styles in WCW comp the WWE "Official WCW" YouTube channel posted, and I'm let down that WCW didn't last long enough for the Freud Dragons to debut and feud with these guys.
February 6, 2026 at 5:23 AM