shamas.bsky.social
@shamas.bsky.social
Writer, performer, and farm dwelling land lover.
When asked if I'm a comedian I say, 'Only if they laugh.'
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Free Palestine! 🇵🇸
When asked if I'm a comedian I say, 'Only if they laugh.'
🇨🇦
Canadian AF
Free Palestine! 🇵🇸
Saving criminals one pardon at a time.
A one man ‘get out of jail’ card.
A one man ‘get out of jail’ card.
He was supposed to serve 10 years and pay $36 million in restitution for defrauding investors. Never served a day. Not Somali.
December 31, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Saving criminals one pardon at a time.
A one man ‘get out of jail’ card.
A one man ‘get out of jail’ card.
Spanakopita
Hot, cracking and crispy
Sunday supper
Hot, cracking and crispy
Sunday supper
December 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Spanakopita
Hot, cracking and crispy
Sunday supper
Hot, cracking and crispy
Sunday supper
Gives new meaning to ‘dry state’.
December 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Gives new meaning to ‘dry state’.
Just said no to house parties and Yuletide visitors. No amount of free chili is worth my health.
Sincerely,
Call me in the summer.
Sincerely,
Call me in the summer.
We need to normalize “if you are sick, stay home.”
No one wants your illness, whatever it is. You are not a hero for coming in to work sick.
1. Stay home if sick
2. Get vaccinated for flu, Covid, measles, everything you can
3. Clean the air
4. Mask, it works! I haven’t been sick since 2019 😷
No one wants your illness, whatever it is. You are not a hero for coming in to work sick.
1. Stay home if sick
2. Get vaccinated for flu, Covid, measles, everything you can
3. Clean the air
4. Mask, it works! I haven’t been sick since 2019 😷
‘More infectious’ flu strain adds pressure as child cases rise
Dr. Christopher Labos, an epidemiologist — highlighted the strain H3N2 as particularly infectious. He advised that “if you are sick, stay home.” #Canada
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
Dr. Christopher Labos, an epidemiologist — highlighted the strain H3N2 as particularly infectious. He advised that “if you are sick, stay home.” #Canada
www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...
December 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Just said no to house parties and Yuletide visitors. No amount of free chili is worth my health.
Sincerely,
Call me in the summer.
Sincerely,
Call me in the summer.
So say we all
🧵Year-End Thoughts from
Zach Ullery, Resound
Ensemble’s Artistic Director
“The point is, art never stopped a war and never got anybody a job. That was never its function. Art cannot change events. But it can change people… and because people are changed by art — enriched, ennobled, encouraged—...
Zach Ullery, Resound
Ensemble’s Artistic Director
“The point is, art never stopped a war and never got anybody a job. That was never its function. Art cannot change events. But it can change people… and because people are changed by art — enriched, ennobled, encouraged—...
December 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
So say we all
May the blessings of the season be with your and yours.
December 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
May the blessings of the season be with your and yours.
Just watched this and loved it all over again.
watching my favorite christmas movie and what is possibly the great american comedy about class and race
December 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Just watched this and loved it all over again.
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December 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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When the mailbox puts on a festive chapeau to celebrate the season.
December 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
When the mailbox puts on a festive chapeau to celebrate the season.
Thank you for your service at this unsure time.
December 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Thank you for your service at this unsure time.
It’s a marshmallow world in the winter…
When the snow comes to cover the ground…
Big Heart Farm
10:15 am
December 23, 2025
When the snow comes to cover the ground…
Big Heart Farm
10:15 am
December 23, 2025
December 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It’s a marshmallow world in the winter…
When the snow comes to cover the ground…
Big Heart Farm
10:15 am
December 23, 2025
When the snow comes to cover the ground…
Big Heart Farm
10:15 am
December 23, 2025
And a happy solstice to all.
8,500 at Stonehenge to see the light return.
8,500 at Stonehenge to see the light return.
Thousands welcome winter solstice as Sun rises over Stonehenge
In the northern hemisphere, it's the shortest day and the longest night of the year.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Bright blessiings on this shortest day of the year.
a deer is standing in a snowy forest with a glowing moon in its antlers
ALT: a deer is standing in a snowy forest with a glowing moon in its antlers
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Bright blessiings on this shortest day of the year.
Slapping his name on anything to create the veneer of legitimacy.
Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, “There’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head.
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
December 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Slapping his name on anything to create the veneer of legitimacy.
Happy Solstice!
Right now, at 10:03 am.
Welcoming the return of the Sun.
Right now, at 10:03 am.
Welcoming the return of the Sun.
December 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Happy Solstice!
Right now, at 10:03 am.
Welcoming the return of the Sun.
Right now, at 10:03 am.
Welcoming the return of the Sun.
Supper time.
Ceci (chickpeas) ditalini pasta and kale with a touch of
Parmesan.
So warm and satisfying.
Ceci (chickpeas) ditalini pasta and kale with a touch of
Parmesan.
So warm and satisfying.
December 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Supper time.
Ceci (chickpeas) ditalini pasta and kale with a touch of
Parmesan.
So warm and satisfying.
Ceci (chickpeas) ditalini pasta and kale with a touch of
Parmesan.
So warm and satisfying.
I’ve been invited to be part of this speakers series starting at the top of 2026.
More information at
www.playmepodcast.com
More information at
www.playmepodcast.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I’ve been invited to be part of this speakers series starting at the top of 2026.
More information at
www.playmepodcast.com
More information at
www.playmepodcast.com
Shaved Brussels sprout salad with slices of apple, onion, and Parmesan. Olive oil/lemon, mustard and maple syrup dressing.
December 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Shaved Brussels sprout salad with slices of apple, onion, and Parmesan. Olive oil/lemon, mustard and maple syrup dressing.
Born in 1925
100 years old today,
What a gloriously beautiful legacy!
♥️
100 years old today,
What a gloriously beautiful legacy!
♥️
Happy 100th birthday to one of my greatest inspirations - Dick Van Dyke! The world has been a happier place for all the joy you’ve brought to it!
December 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Born in 1925
100 years old today,
What a gloriously beautiful legacy!
♥️
100 years old today,
What a gloriously beautiful legacy!
♥️
Hot water, hot water,
I love you hot water!
You’re only a day away!
Sung to the tune of ‘Annie’
(Guess who’s getting a water new heater tomorrow….)
I love you hot water!
You’re only a day away!
Sung to the tune of ‘Annie’
(Guess who’s getting a water new heater tomorrow….)
December 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Hot water, hot water,
I love you hot water!
You’re only a day away!
Sung to the tune of ‘Annie’
(Guess who’s getting a water new heater tomorrow….)
I love you hot water!
You’re only a day away!
Sung to the tune of ‘Annie’
(Guess who’s getting a water new heater tomorrow….)
It’s my version of shepherds pie, topped with mashed potato and buttercup combo.
Perfect for this snowy day.
Perfect for this snowy day.
December 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
It’s my version of shepherds pie, topped with mashed potato and buttercup combo.
Perfect for this snowy day.
Perfect for this snowy day.
‘It’s that old devil moon
In your eyes’
In your eyes’
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
‘It’s that old devil moon
In your eyes’
In your eyes’
Someone on a random FB page was complaining about this abandoned scooter.
December 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Someone on a random FB page was complaining about this abandoned scooter.
