Mike
@shaqapopolis.bsky.social
Padres/burritos/no longer A’s/IPA’s
Wake up people, team bidet!
Wake up people, team bidet!
Sounds like something a dipshit would say:
President Calls Somalis ‘Garbage’ in Anti-Immigrant Tirade www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12...
President Calls Somalis ‘Garbage’ in Anti-Immigrant Tirade www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12...
Trump Administration Live Updates: President Calls Somalis ‘Garbage’ in Anti-Immigrant Tirade
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Sounds like something a dipshit would say:
President Calls Somalis ‘Garbage’ in Anti-Immigrant Tirade www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12...
President Calls Somalis ‘Garbage’ in Anti-Immigrant Tirade www.nytimes.com/live/2025/12...
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That canceled tv show you'll never stop thinking about...
December 1, 2025 at 8:52 AM
That canceled tv show you'll never stop thinking about...
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A+ headline work from the AP apnews.com/article/dona...
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
A+ headline work from the AP apnews.com/article/dona...
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Drumpfs bill already has my gas n electric going up like $100 more this year than last year. Good times
Next year, Donald Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill" will hand $67 BILLION of YOUR taxpayer dollars over to corporations for a single tax break.
Why? To "incentivize" research these companies did years ago.
Let that sink in. YOUR money being used to boost Amazon's profits even more.
Why? To "incentivize" research these companies did years ago.
Let that sink in. YOUR money being used to boost Amazon's profits even more.
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Drumpfs bill already has my gas n electric going up like $100 more this year than last year. Good times
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Happy MST3K Turkey Day Marathon
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Happy MST3K Turkey Day Marathon
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Dear lord, I have seen what you have done for others and I want to
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Dear lord, I have seen what you have done for others and I want to
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This short (The Big Snooze, 1946) is probably one of the ten best cartoons ever made. Take it from me: a freak of nature.
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This short (The Big Snooze, 1946) is probably one of the ten best cartoons ever made. Take it from me: a freak of nature.
Super thread of greatness
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Super thread of greatness
I thought this was a picture of the sphere in Las Vegas. Argument still stands with headlights tho
Love not being able to see because headlights are bright as the surface of the sun
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I thought this was a picture of the sphere in Las Vegas. Argument still stands with headlights tho
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
Your socks they smell, your feet they stink
You never take a bath
Your nose it runs, you bust your buns
You always finish last
Sick (sick) of (of) you
I'm so sick, so sick of you
Sick (sick) of (of) you
I'm so sick, so sick of you
You never take a bath
Your nose it runs, you bust your buns
You always finish last
Sick (sick) of (of) you
I'm so sick, so sick of you
Sick (sick) of (of) you
I'm so sick, so sick of you
'Til now, I always got by on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get you alone
How do I get you alone
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Your socks they smell, your feet they stink
You never take a bath
Your nose it runs, you bust your buns
You always finish last
Sick (sick) of (of) you
I'm so sick, so sick of you
Sick (sick) of (of) you
I'm so sick, so sick of you
You never take a bath
Your nose it runs, you bust your buns
You always finish last
Sick (sick) of (of) you
I'm so sick, so sick of you
Sick (sick) of (of) you
I'm so sick, so sick of you
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An instant classic from @mikewattsonair.bsky.social.
"Dick rises to the occasion!"
Eric Dick with a couple of big saves to keep the #USL Championship Final tied in extra time
Eric Dick with a couple of big saves to keep the #USL Championship Final tied in extra time
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
An instant classic from @mikewattsonair.bsky.social.
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Should I go on Shark Tank with this
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Should I go on Shark Tank with this
Someone just told me they’d rather block my driveway than bump the car parked in front of them. It’s a bumper…BUMP!
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Someone just told me they’d rather block my driveway than bump the car parked in front of them. It’s a bumper…BUMP!
I don’t understand number 3, they are trying to sell you weed, they have a job!
I just found this old picture of a poster that was on the wall at the school my friend taught at and there’s some incredible stuff in there
November 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I don’t understand number 3, they are trying to sell you weed, they have a job!