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Pat in the Hat
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Lunatic sports fan. Raised in the Mitten and shall one day return to it
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Sherrone Moore blocked me on Twitter the day he accepted the Michigan job.

I wasn’t the only credible writer who got that treatment. There were reasons for that.
December 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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UNHAND YER DOUBLOONS, LAD
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Release the full files

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/n...
Judge Grants Request to Unseal Grand Jury Records in Maxwell Case
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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What this tells me is that Philip Rivers has not purchased a single damn Christmas present yet
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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oh hell yeah do I want to see Philip Rivers quarterbacking the Colts
December 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Houston seeing Rivers on the sideline:
a cartoon of a fish with the words how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man
ALT: a cartoon of a fish with the words how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Philip Rivers is going to eat a Nick Emmanwori blitz on his first third down and go on a journey through time
December 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Tradition. Pageantry. Pride.
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Mood
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Notre Dame joins Iowa State and Kansas State and says no to a bowl. I couldn't be happier that teams are rejecting bowls. They have long been one of sports' biggest scams.
December 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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What a brutal turn of events for the Colts. Trade for Gardner because Jones is playing fantastic football, now they're both hurt. And now not sure what you do with Jones as a pending free agent this offseason coming off the Achilles.
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I keep coming back to this:

Notre Dame's two losses were by a combined four points. Their most recent loss was on September 14th.

Alabama lost by 21 yesterday.
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Browns follow up a great TD catch by Harold Fannin Jr with an absolutely hilarious 2 point conversion attempt
December 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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LMAO TITANS
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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go bears
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
American Canto is an interesting pivot from what I would've called it

I think "S*#t with a Nepo Journalism Job" would've done way better
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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It's the most wonderful time of the year!
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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There are a couple flavors mind you, but I love when you can instantly tell a headline is a @baumann.bsky.social joint
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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JUST IN: Mike Johnson plans to swear in Rep.-elect Matt Van Epps on Thursday — less than two days after he won the TN-07 special election.

As a reminder, it took Johnson 50 days to swear in Democratic Rep. Adelita Grijalva.
December 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Camera guys having a contest trying to find the angriest, most Philadelphia-looking fan in the stands.
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Jason Garrett on Thanksgiving night?

What did we ever do to you, NBC?
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The Chiefs and overexposed podcast brothers did what nobody else could:

Made the entire country cheer for the Cowboys
It’s almost like the officiating is trying to prove the national narrative wrong that the Chiefs get all the calls….in front of probably 50 Million people
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM