Jonathan Shaver
shaver911.bsky.social
Jonathan Shaver
@shaver911.bsky.social
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More car horns in songs please so I can be on constant edge while driving.
January 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Exactly this
January 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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A Tesla Cybertruck exploded outside the Trump hotel in Vegas. Could there be a more perfect metaphor for the state of MAGA right now?
www.thegodpodcast.com/p/project-20...
January 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Sounds fair to me!
January 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Time zones are fascinating. Australia is already in 2025, Europe is still 2024, and the USA is currently in 1939.
January 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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How fitting would it be this year if when the ball drops it just bursts into flames
December 31, 2024 at 11:33 AM
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Personally, I’ve never been dicked over by an undocumented immigrant. The last few years, though…I’ve lost count of the times I’ve been screwed by elected/appointed officials.
December 23, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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I hate when kids learn Santa isn’t real because they’re one step away from figuring out I don’t exist either.
December 23, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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R. Kelly Petitions Supreme Court To Watch Him Pee
theonion.com/r-kelly-peti...
December 22, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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I don’t know who made this but great job
December 23, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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Nationwide manhunts and 1-800 tip lines to protect CEOs.

Thoughts and prayers to protect your children.
December 17, 2024 at 8:21 PM