shawlemagne.bsky.social
@shawlemagne.bsky.social
The ending of this game is the best.
January 2, 2026 at 4:54 AM
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Nothing to see here, just a right wing hyper-nationalist government going to their party’s youth event sponsored by a group with a martyred leader they’ve pledged to avenge, recruiting people to join their masked police force devoted to removing auslanders from ze homeland.
December 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of
December 19, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Today I received a holiday card from a student that simply says, "I hope you enjoy your two weeks of not seeing us."

It's heartwarming to know that they understand me so well.
December 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Holy shit that is an insane catch by IU.
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Goddamn, Horcoff.
November 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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best ending of all time, let's be real
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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They must expect a lot of people all over the country to be really upset about something next year. I wonder what that could be?
October 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Money Moody is back!
October 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
*wet fart noises*
October 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Ball don't lie?
October 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Uhhhh.... what? How the hell is that a HBP?
October 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Not exactly what I want coming to the plate in the 12th...
October 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Every time I watch Parker Meadows bat, I wonder how that is the best option they have at CF. Dude is brutal.
October 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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But also we’re terrified of the subway
Stephen Miller: "All that bullshit is done, over, it's finished. The gangbangers you deal with- they think they're ruthless? They have no idea how ruthless we are. They think they're tough? They have no idea how tough we are. They think they're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are"
October 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.
September 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I don't think the Packers' O-Line knows how to run a screen. They mess it up every week.
September 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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CROCKETT: When I say that you are the least qualified FBI director in the history of the FBI, that is real, because you are the only one that never even served with the FBI

PATEL: That's false

CROCKETT: I didn't ask you a question
September 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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This man will not be fired for calling for the murder of American citizens, yet multiple journalists/reporters/teachers lost their job for accurately reporting things Charlie Kirk actually said and stood for.

But it’s the “violent left” that’s the problem
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
September 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
September 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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How many people gonna die because some women laughed at these guys‘ dicks
Hegseth: "Maximum lethality -- not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We're gonna raise up warriors. Not just defenders."
September 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
September 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Will Vest just seems like a lunatic. If he played for another team I would absolutely hate him.
August 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM