Shawn Pryor
@shawnrpryor.bsky.social
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Writer. FAST BREAK from FSG/Macmillan, 2026. He/Him. Repped by K. Sonnack of the Andrea Brown Literacy Agency. linktr.ee/shawnpryor
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They're doing a fascism and i still gotta pay bills.
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Have a great time, man.
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We need to bring back shame.

She had a secret affair with the adult version of Mushmouth.

She should've left that in a private journal.
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For me, it's the best song on the best album she's ever had.

Babyface put his whole damn foot and knee into Take A Bow. What a jam.
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Lance Reddick was an incredible actor and a fantastic human being. I was watching a movie called "The Guest" (2014), and the moment Lance showed up, it got me so hyped that I wanted a series of films with his character as the lead ON THE SPOT.

He was charming, smooth, and I miss him.
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Thoughts on Lance Reddick?

#BlackskyFilm #Filmsky
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Unclench your jaw.

Lower your shoulders.

Take a deep breath.

EXHALE.
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My deepest condolences, Tom. I am so sorry.
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For the evening crowd:
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Get the satirical & absurd GET MARIO’S MONEY, with art by @kennykeil.bsky.social, words by me, & edited by @julianlytle.bsky.social. It's the best dark comedy you've yet to read.

It's FREE or pay what you want @ the links below:

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Cover for GET MARIOS MONEY. It is in the vein of the Puff Daddy and the Family album, "No Way Out." It features Bubsy, Areo, Rayman, Billy Hatcher, Jazz Jackrabbit, Awesome Possum, and Ardy Lightfoot. Panel One:
Mario is walking and talking to Rayman on the set of Rayman’s third video game, *Rayman 3: Hoodlum
Havoc. 

Mario has his hand on Rayman’s invisible shoulder because Rayman’s limbs are invisible. Mario is going to give Rayman the deal of a lifetime.

CAPTION: On the set of Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc.

RAYMAN: I don’t know, Mario. Sales on my first two games are great, and I’ve been able to take care of my loved ones.

MARIO: Both of your games went multi-platinum. Has the studio discussed renegotiating your deal?

RAYMAN: Well… No.

Panel Two
Mario is now making the sell to get Rayman to sign with his new management firm.

MARIO: Ray, let me help you get the money that you deserve.

MARIO: Let Four-M take care of you.

RAYMAN: Four-M?

Panel Three
A solo shot of Mario, looking sly, as he gives out the name of his management company.

MARIO: Money. Making. Mario. Management.

Panel Four

Mario pulls out a contract for Rayman to sign. Rayman still has doubts, but at the same time would love to have more money for his work.

MARIO: My management firm will get you your money. I gotchu.

MARIO: We family. We look out for each other, right?
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The God Shammgod of toddlers!
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It's been a decade since I last participated in NYCC.

I've written close to 50 books since then—all types of stuff.

Maybe one year I'll return or be invited.
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Dr. Jane Goodall's closing monologue after her interview got me good. Rest In Power.
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Earlier this year, Dr. Jane Goodall sat down for an interview for Brad Falchuk’s new Netflix series, Famous Last Words.

The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.
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Get the satirical & absurd GET MARIO’S MONEY, with art by @kennykeil.bsky.social, words by me, & edited by @julianlytle.bsky.social. It's the best dark comedy you've yet to read.

It's FREE or pay what you want @ the links below:

theshawnpshow.itch.io/get-marios-m...

crowntakerstudios.gumroad.com
Cover for GET MARIOS MONEY. It is in the vein of the Puff Daddy and the Family album, "No Way Out." It features Bubsy, Areo, Rayman, Billy Hatcher, Jazz Jackrabbit, Awesome Possum, and Ardy Lightfoot. Panel One:
Mario is walking and talking to Rayman on the set of Rayman’s third video game, *Rayman 3: Hoodlum
Havoc. 

Mario has his hand on Rayman’s invisible shoulder because Rayman’s limbs are invisible. Mario is going to give Rayman the deal of a lifetime.

CAPTION: On the set of Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc.

RAYMAN: I don’t know, Mario. Sales on my first two games are great, and I’ve been able to take care of my loved ones.

MARIO: Both of your games went multi-platinum. Has the studio discussed renegotiating your deal?

RAYMAN: Well… No.

Panel Two
Mario is now making the sell to get Rayman to sign with his new management firm.

MARIO: Ray, let me help you get the money that you deserve.

MARIO: Let Four-M take care of you.

RAYMAN: Four-M?

Panel Three
A solo shot of Mario, looking sly, as he gives out the name of his management company.

MARIO: Money. Making. Mario. Management.

Panel Four

Mario pulls out a contract for Rayman to sign. Rayman still has doubts, but at the same time would love to have more money for his work.

MARIO: My management firm will get you your money. I gotchu.

MARIO: We family. We look out for each other, right?
shawnrpryor.bsky.social
Get the satirical & absurd GET MARIO’S MONEY, with art by @kennykeil.bsky.social, words by me, & edited by @julianlytle.bsky.social. It's the best dark comedy you've yet to read.

It's FREE or pay what you want @ the links below:

theshawnpshow.itch.io/get-marios-m...

crowntakerstudios.gumroad.com
Cover for GET MARIOS MONEY. It is in the vein of the Puff Daddy and the Family album, "No Way Out." It features Bubsy, Areo, Rayman, Billy Hatcher, Jazz Jackrabbit, Awesome Possum, and Ardy Lightfoot. Panel One:
Mario is walking and talking to Rayman on the set of Rayman’s third video game, *Rayman 3: Hoodlum
Havoc. 

Mario has his hand on Rayman’s invisible shoulder because Rayman’s limbs are invisible. Mario is going to give Rayman the deal of a lifetime.

CAPTION: On the set of Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc.

RAYMAN: I don’t know, Mario. Sales on my first two games are great, and I’ve been able to take care of my loved ones.

MARIO: Both of your games went multi-platinum. Has the studio discussed renegotiating your deal?

RAYMAN: Well… No.

Panel Two
Mario is now making the sell to get Rayman to sign with his new management firm.

MARIO: Ray, let me help you get the money that you deserve.

MARIO: Let Four-M take care of you.

RAYMAN: Four-M?

Panel Three
A solo shot of Mario, looking sly, as he gives out the name of his management company.

MARIO: Money. Making. Mario. Management.

Panel Four

Mario pulls out a contract for Rayman to sign. Rayman still has doubts, but at the same time would love to have more money for his work.

MARIO: My management firm will get you your money. I gotchu.

MARIO: We family. We look out for each other, right?
shawnrpryor.bsky.social
That is a caucastic calamity of epic proportions.
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now is as good a time as any to finally admit the truth:
I've been David B. all along. I mean, "Je suis David B."
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Good Devils: Don't Play Fair With Evil is here!
Me & @nickdragotta.bsky.social co-created it, @sievish.bsky.social designed it, and @erikaschnatz.bsky.social got us ready for press at Image. I feel really fortunate to have made another book entirely with friends. Rare feeling.
Anyway, please buy it!
the wraparound cover for Good Devils: Don't Play Fair With Evil, a one-shot collecting three stories by Nick Dragotta & David Brothers, designed by Sasha Head.
in an homage to 36th Chamber of Shaolin, a tall black woman named Bella strikes a martial arts pose inspired by the film's poster. on either side of her, in inset panels, are a boxer and a gunman who've been spot-colored.
To the left is text that reads: "It's a 64-Page Love Letter and we sealed it with a fist."
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Finally Barbara’s story is getting national attention. New update from her gofundme: she is now in a Louisiana ICE processing center after three days of travel in shackles. She’s sleeping on the floor and has been denied care for her medical condition.
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Hart to Hart was my JAM!