coli
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Looks like a nice guy that builds model airplanes for fun
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Per Craig Ferguson: When you're about to say something, ask yourself
1. Does this need to be said
2. Does this need to be said by me
3. Does this need to be said by me right now
It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)
1. Does this need to be said
2. Does this need to be said by me
3. Does this need to be said by me right now
It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)
I’ve been trying very hard to not be an asshole as I get older. Often, that just means keeping my mouth shut and nodding along.
December 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Per Craig Ferguson: When you're about to say something, ask yourself
1. Does this need to be said
2. Does this need to be said by me
3. Does this need to be said by me right now
It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)
1. Does this need to be said
2. Does this need to be said by me
3. Does this need to be said by me right now
It's amazing how asking these will get keep you out of trouble (that is, if you actually have sense to begin with)
Well I can confidently say I will not have any interest in making another Buche de Noel for quite a while.
December 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Well I can confidently say I will not have any interest in making another Buche de Noel for quite a while.
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So this person got harassed by a straight up police impersonator; someone else who dealt with an ICE kidnapper climbing into their car after someone by driving everyone to a police station is facing federal charges.
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
December 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
So this person got harassed by a straight up police impersonator; someone else who dealt with an ICE kidnapper climbing into their car after someone by driving everyone to a police station is facing federal charges.
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...
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Their closing message to Indiana: change your maps to artificially benefit the President's political party or 'roads will not be paved' as punishment.
They are openly saying this.
Who would want to live in a country that works like that?
They are openly saying this.
Who would want to live in a country that works like that?
December 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Their closing message to Indiana: change your maps to artificially benefit the President's political party or 'roads will not be paved' as punishment.
They are openly saying this.
Who would want to live in a country that works like that?
They are openly saying this.
Who would want to live in a country that works like that?
So like I still need health insurance for January and I remain currently Sans Income. I can’t re-apply for financial support online for some reason so I have to call.
Their phone service is wildly, intentionally confusing. Also, it’s a two hour wait time so, here we are.
Their phone service is wildly, intentionally confusing. Also, it’s a two hour wait time so, here we are.
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
So like I still need health insurance for January and I remain currently Sans Income. I can’t re-apply for financial support online for some reason so I have to call.
Their phone service is wildly, intentionally confusing. Also, it’s a two hour wait time so, here we are.
Their phone service is wildly, intentionally confusing. Also, it’s a two hour wait time so, here we are.
I GOT TWO JOB OFFERS
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December 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I GOT TWO JOB OFFERS
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Like I got good news on something today for the first time in a very long time and instead, ICE has caused an Afro Deli location to close, Fair State is closing, and I watched a Christmas movie that looked cute and started off great and then made me cry.
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Like I got good news on something today for the first time in a very long time and instead, ICE has caused an Afro Deli location to close, Fair State is closing, and I watched a Christmas movie that looked cute and started off great and then made me cry.
Oh the seal is broken. It’s all holiday movies for the foreseeable future. Get ready kittens.
December 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Oh the seal is broken. It’s all holiday movies for the foreseeable future. Get ready kittens.
Watched my first holiday movie of the season. Champagne Problems on Netflix: charming French accents, a fabulous gay, a sexy car, great bookstore. would watch again.
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Watched my first holiday movie of the season. Champagne Problems on Netflix: charming French accents, a fabulous gay, a sexy car, great bookstore. would watch again.
Ok I did not watch the parade this year but this does make me feel like we are living in an extras reel from Idiocracy
I never thought I’d see the day in which a rapper would be singing a song asking why he should sober up on a Thanksgiving float at the Macy’s parade…
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Ok I did not watch the parade this year but this does make me feel like we are living in an extras reel from Idiocracy
The day I have an upside down Christmas tree in my tall ceilings house is the day I will have made it in my best life.
The city of New Ulm is embracing Germanic traditions for the holidays, including an upside-down 40-foot Christmas tree. mspmag.com/arts-and-cul...
The Christmas City That Keeps Growing
New Ulm offers many celebrations and sights to see throughout the holidays, including an upside-down 40-foot Christmas tree.
mspmag.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
The day I have an upside down Christmas tree in my tall ceilings house is the day I will have made it in my best life.
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The city of New Ulm is embracing Germanic traditions for the holidays, including an upside-down 40-foot Christmas tree. mspmag.com/arts-and-cul...
The Christmas City That Keeps Growing
New Ulm offers many celebrations and sights to see throughout the holidays, including an upside-down 40-foot Christmas tree.
mspmag.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The city of New Ulm is embracing Germanic traditions for the holidays, including an upside-down 40-foot Christmas tree. mspmag.com/arts-and-cul...
“I didn’t eat it, I didn’t like it. The turkey was too moist. It just kind of fell apart in my mouth. I didn’t have to chew enough. I want to really have to chew it”
- Actual 14 year old boy, Thanksgiving 2025
- Actual 14 year old boy, Thanksgiving 2025
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 AM
“I didn’t eat it, I didn’t like it. The turkey was too moist. It just kind of fell apart in my mouth. I didn’t have to chew enough. I want to really have to chew it”
- Actual 14 year old boy, Thanksgiving 2025
- Actual 14 year old boy, Thanksgiving 2025
My entire life is apple cider vinegar scented and I honestly think it’s making the holiday heartburn worse
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
My entire life is apple cider vinegar scented and I honestly think it’s making the holiday heartburn worse
It’s all fun and games until the lidless casserole dish with the delicata squash and the kale you harvested today with the outstanding maple shallot vinaigrette spills in the bag it’s in.
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
It’s all fun and games until the lidless casserole dish with the delicata squash and the kale you harvested today with the outstanding maple shallot vinaigrette spills in the bag it’s in.
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Margot Lewis was sentenced on Thursday to the maximum prison sentence of 40 years for the murder of Liara Tsai, a Minneapolis DJ.
Iowa woman gets 40-year sentence for ‘cruel’ murder of Minneapolis DJ Liara Tsai
A Hennepin County judge gave Margot Lewis the maximum sentence in the second-degree murder of Liara Tsai, a former romantic partner of Lewis.
www.mprnews.org
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Margot Lewis was sentenced on Thursday to the maximum prison sentence of 40 years for the murder of Liara Tsai, a Minneapolis DJ.
I know I don’t have any grounds to complain, but scheduling interviews at 8am ET does not feel particularly considerate.
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I know I don’t have any grounds to complain, but scheduling interviews at 8am ET does not feel particularly considerate.
www.wintercarnival.com/events/2026/...
“I could totally do a 15k for this. For sure. Well I could just do a few more miles and notch almost a half marathon. 20k, that’s not that bad”
“I could totally do a 15k for this. For sure. Well I could just do a few more miles and notch almost a half marathon. 20k, that’s not that bad”
Fire & Ice Winter Walk & Run
www.wintercarnival.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
www.wintercarnival.com/events/2026/...
“I could totally do a 15k for this. For sure. Well I could just do a few more miles and notch almost a half marathon. 20k, that’s not that bad”
“I could totally do a 15k for this. For sure. Well I could just do a few more miles and notch almost a half marathon. 20k, that’s not that bad”
We are over 30 yard waste bags in to the tear down season and I have not even started on the front yard 🎉
October 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
We are over 30 yard waste bags in to the tear down season and I have not even started on the front yard 🎉
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The expressive singer made just three albums, including his 1995 debut, Brown Sugar, but retreated from the public after each. He had been battling cancer, according to a statement from his family. n.pr/438VrK8
D'Angelo, R&B's reluctant icon, has died at 51
The expressive singer made just three albums, including his 1995 debut, Brown Sugar, but retreated from the public after each. He had been battling cancer, according to a statement from his family.
n.pr
October 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The expressive singer made just three albums, including his 1995 debut, Brown Sugar, but retreated from the public after each. He had been battling cancer, according to a statement from his family. n.pr/438VrK8
Things I learned today: the highway tunnels in Boston flood when it rains. Like, really flood.
October 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Things I learned today: the highway tunnels in Boston flood when it rains. Like, really flood.
Boston TSA loved my race medal. It’s the size of a dinner plate.
October 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Boston TSA loved my race medal. It’s the size of a dinner plate.
I am certain that my marathon goal time crushing was powered by me eating an entire bag of wallaby brand soft red licorice yesterday. Also half a bag of Swedish fish as a night time snack.
October 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I am certain that my marathon goal time crushing was powered by me eating an entire bag of wallaby brand soft red licorice yesterday. Also half a bag of Swedish fish as a night time snack.
I aspirated an oat bar and almost threw up at mile 14 and it rained for the latter two thirds of the race, but hey I finished! And beat my goal time!
October 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I aspirated an oat bar and almost threw up at mile 14 and it rained for the latter two thirds of the race, but hey I finished! And beat my goal time!
Also I left both pairs of headphones in Grin’s car.
I did this here last year too (but our car, not Grins).
I did this here last year too (but our car, not Grins).
October 12, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Also I left both pairs of headphones in Grin’s car.
I did this here last year too (but our car, not Grins).
I did this here last year too (but our car, not Grins).