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TRUTH SHINES IN SATIRE. Is there a higher form of expression?

Lawyer, PhD in sarcasm & tomfoolery, skier, dog lover, handyman, former College Republicans Pres. Congressional staffer, Rush Limbaugh fan, and now a bleeding heart liberal (says my mom)
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I lost my grandmother in 2011 to Obama's war on Christmas. She was at Kroger late one night and didn't realize he had three undercover agents working as stock boys.

Said "Merry Christmas" to the checker and was arrested on site. She died in prison 4 months later.
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Donald Trump is killing our judicial system, killing our constitution. Killing the laws based on that Constitution.

I think I see the problem, he took a oath to execute the laws.

And he's killing them off one by one.
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Docket entry in EDVA shows that a Norfolk grand jury returned a "no true bill" yesterday, Dec. 4. In other words: The grand jury declined to indict someone on felony charges after federal prosecutors presented the case.

This is likely the Letitia James case.

(H/t to docket watcher Ethan Lee)
December 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I lost my grandmother in 2011 to Obama's war on Christmas. She was at Kroger late one night and didn't realize he had three undercover agents working as stock boys.

Said "Merry Christmas" to the checker and was arrested on site. She died in prison 4 months later.
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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🇺🇦💥 BREAKING: France & Germany Just Told Ukraine “Don’t Trust the U.S.” — And That Should Terrify Every Democracy on Earth
open.substack.com/pub/deanblun...
🇺🇦💥 BREAKING: France & Germany Just Told Ukraine “Don’t Trust the U.S.” — And That Should Terrify Every Democracy on Earth
A leaked call with Zelenskyy just shattered 75 years of transatlantic certainty.
open.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Rand Paul tells me that he wants the full video of the Venezuelan boat strike released.

“And I think if the public sees images of people clinging to boat debris and being blown up, I think that there is a chance that finally, the public will get interested enough in this to stop this.”
December 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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More than 2,500 Starbucks workers are on strike. They’re demanding dignity: fair pay, safe conditions, a contract that respects their labor.

It’s time their voices are heard at the same volume as CEOs earning millions.
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Or hang every nazi!!
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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BREAKING: WELL, WELL, WELL! Newly unearthed footage shows Pete Hegseth saying EXACTLY what the six Democrats said in their video that prompted Trump and Hegseth to hysterically smear them as traitors!
You must refuse illegal orders.
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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NEWS: A federal appeals court has unanimously ruled that Alina Habba is disqualified from serving as U.S. Attorney in New Jersey — calling her appointment unlawful and void. The 3rd Circuit panel upheld a prior decision that her tenure violated federal appointment law.
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Per a new report, Kash Patel refused to exit his plane without an FBI jacket, but the only one that would fit him was a woman’s jacket. Then he demanded SWAT patches for it. www.scribd.com/document/958...
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I just got an advance copy of Trump's MRI results. Perfect indeed.
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 AM
But have you tried the happy hour?
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Why do you appreciate unions?

I’ll start:

Weekends off
Paid vacations
Work breaks
Sick leave
Paid holidays
No child labor
Safer working conditions
Health care and retirement benefits
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1

CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1

Trickle-down economics was always a sham.

Nothing has ever trickled down.
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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"That would be an ecumenical matter"
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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🎀🎀
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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This absurd pardon shows the murderous boat bombings were never about stopping drugs
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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This is the president that America voted into office.

The world shakes its head in disbelief.
November 28, 2025 at 11:12 AM