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sheetmulch.bsky.social
@sheetmulch.bsky.social
Thornbush, sometimes has roses.

50ish, she/her

Currently sick of everything including myself
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Btw bitcoin or AI jackoffs dont bother. Instablock for lazy greedy shit purveying.
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"They were doing their jobs"

It's a bad job... Fuck that job
January 8, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Writing posts I never post is my therapy. Thank you, void, for always being never there for me.
December 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Finally finished the fall cardigan by sewing on the buttons (done otherwise for 3 weeks)
Brings finished sweaters to 8 (!) this year. Plus 3 pairs of socks. Truly has been my emotional support knitting & that's all I'll say about that.
This year my knitting leveled up for sure.🧶👕❤️
December 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
My most petty hatering thing of today - cooking videos/ tiktoks whatever where they are transferring batter/sauce anything from one pan to another and they don't just use a spatula. Silicon spatula is your tool for this thing, not scrape scrape scrape tiny lines with a round stirring spoon garhgh.
December 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
My lap is very very cozy (2 black cats lying on a black throw is a bit hard to photograph clearly though)
December 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This may be considered fair meteorologically, but I'm still taking it as a personal attack, weather app😞
December 5, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Oh sure, feminists will say “stick it to the man,” but do they ever stop and ask why that man is so sticky?
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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I'm hearing that The End Times (a short novel told in the form of a newspaper delivered over the course of a year) is printing its first edition today. You've still got a chance to sign yourself or a friend up with @badhandbooks.bsky.social right here : badhandbooks.com/preorders/th...
The End Times by Benjamin Percy with Stephen King (Physical Subscription) — Bad Hand Books
FEATURED IN FANGORIA and FORBES : A YEAR OF EXPERIMENTAL STORYTELLING FOR ONE LOW PRICE. WE’VE EXPANDED OUR ORIGINAL PRINT RUN, BUT DO NOT WAIT TO BUY. Get ready for an immersive, seria...
badhandbooks.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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One way to stop sex trafficking rings on private islands is to make sure no one has enough money to buy a private island
November 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Alternate eating PB&J and hot dogs lest you live too long.
there was a study a few years ago that said that eating PB&J can extend your life by 33 minutes the most of any other food on their list
and then I've got all these articles going "yes but ESPECIALLY with whole grain bread and ESPECIALLY with sugar free jelly" NO NO QUALIFIERS THE STUDY SAYS PB&J
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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"save your anger for 2026" wait you think I'll run out in a year this is why I hate amateurs
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 PM
a movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif…
November 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Juno of blessed memory, my only cat who didn't mind dress-up.
November 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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there's an affirmative, joyful case for migration and immigration and if you're a leader you could make it pretty easily if you don't think in zero-sum terms or if you're not a weirdo bigot
October 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Shadows from the Walls of Death (1874) gathers real swaths of poisonous arsenic wallpaper sourced from stores across Michigan. Originally printed in a run of 100 copies, only 6 remain due to recipients fearfully destroying their copies: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/kedzie-shadows
October 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The only reason not to go for cremation is missing out on all the bone time. A long stretch of skeleton time while you ever so slowly dissolve seems nice.

Changing my ranking to natural/eco burial #1 and cremation #2.
Anything involving a lot of coffin time tho is out. Shroud + dirt would be ideal.
October 21, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Packing! Time to suddenly discover a burning need to bring clothes I never wear normally.
Started packing early so on the 2nd day hopefully sanity creeps in & I manage a sane edit.
October 21, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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I don't even know how to access it and I will never learn. Do you go to a website? Download an app? Lick an electrical outlet? Don't know don't care
It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.
October 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Can't go this time* but I love my small city, could hear honking and people yelling from downtown for the protest for over 2 hours 😍

*about to start as caregiver for Dad's immune cell cancer treatment, hopefully to great result.
October 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
What I picture when I think of a butterfly. 100 years, what's that in butterflies?
🦋 The butterflies of North America
Boston: Houghton, Mifflin, 1884-88 [v. 1, 1888]

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October 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Here’s a list: bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I love how I type bs in my browser and it opens bluesky my current bs delivery mechanism of choice.
October 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
God I hate when a big disruption to my routine is coming but not for a while. Constant anxiety for weeks. Most things I'm scared of I try to rush in and do, or avoid completely because the waiting for something I can't picture how it will go is just the most constant horrible feeling.
October 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM