sheltron
shel-tron.bsky.social
sheltron
@shel-tron.bsky.social
Just a bi-polar bear in the PNW.
🔞No minors, absolutely NO AI.
If you message me to push a commission, I will ignore you.
PFP by Oakydeer 🩶
Why you touch that fish?
May 4, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Bear safety tip for #FursuitFriday

If it's brown, lay down.
If it's black, fight back.
If it's white, goodnight.
All three at the same time? That's once in a lifetime.💖

#JMoF2025

📷: @/TheYamori
🍶🐻 @yoji.ro
🐻‍❄ @epsham.bsky.social
March 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Me looking at the last Krispy Kreme in the box right after eating the first five
February 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Just bumped into an old friend.
February 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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this was an older one but I still think its relevant
January 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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December 30, 2024 at 12:18 AM
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January 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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I wish I felt some sort of comfort. Someone who could create a prescription medication that made you feel comforted would make millions. All I got is getting into bed with a book and hoping I can sleep

literally sleep is one of my few comforts and that's really sad
January 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Made my friends watch Repo: The Genetic Opera tonight, we’re now officially shipping the Repo Man with the Dentist from Little Shop of Horrors.
January 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Showbox Presents is joining Bluesky and we're celebrating by giving away a pair of tickets each week in December. To enter, simply give us a follow and we'll select a winner at random each Friday at 10am PT. Winners can choose from any upcoming show at The Showbox or Showbox SoDo! Good luck! 🦋
December 4, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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Species: Polar Bear
August 10, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Time Enough At Last, hands down.
Any of y'all Twilight Zone fans? What's your favorite episode?
November 25, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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Hey @rose.bsky.team why were you following libsofbluesky on X? Does that have anything to do with the recent ban wave of trans accounts on the site?

Is the moderation team taking orders from a transphobic right-wing account that exists to smear this site for allowing trans people to exist?
November 25, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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Let's post some old work with a little behind-the-scenes

This loop, Fractal Polycephaly, won the 2019 Revision Demoparty animated GIF competition

It's rendered entirely within a raymarching shader, there's no polygonal geometry
November 21, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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@acerbicotter.bsky.social Saturday motivation
November 16, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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One part of our upgraded infrastructure may affect your profile.

If you see your handle now says “Invalid handle,” please reverify it by navigating to Settings > Change my handle > Type in your current handle > Verify DNS Record > Update.

(Basically, update to the same handle.)
August 18, 2023 at 9:35 PM
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That’s it! I’m gettin’ me mallet!
November 13, 2024 at 1:25 AM
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BARISTA (grinning): and you'd like that latte...
CHAPPELL ROAN: iced. for here
November 13, 2024 at 4:55 AM
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Remember the rules here: Don’t ever engage, just block.

It’s still a lot of randos coming into posts to antagonize or debate on purpose. Dont fall for the okeedoke. If the vibes are weird block

Also remember that you can detach quotes, hide bad replies, and blocking here is nuclear
November 14, 2024 at 6:22 AM
Another round of Twitter refugees hitting BlueSky:
My followers count inexplicably rises:
Me: MA, IT’S HAPPNIN AGAIN!
November 14, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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November 8, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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I'm seeing new twitter furry transplants coming over here and trying to do callout threads over having incorrect fetishes and vage interpersonal beef and...lmao.

that doesn't exactly work here.
November 7, 2024 at 4:39 PM