having imposter syndrome about your own looks is crazy cus wdym i think literally everyone is lying when they compliment me ever skdnskdnskd

Had an idea for a TV show that's kind of like House but it's called Mouse and it's a little mouse who works at a hospital maybe he has a toothpick for a cane and he's SO mean

i feel like it’s about to be a real weird four years to be a lawyer

baby girl you have captivated me with your drinking habits and slightly autistic swag

i wish mr bean could talk so he could say some shit like "OK that was pretty messed up." whenever something crazy happens to him

controversial take but there aren't enough videos of couples in love passionately making out on the internet :/

ABC, NBC & CBS dedicated about 16 minutes of airtime last night to the California wildfires without once mentioning climate change.

Since the news failed do it's job, here's a short summary of the role of climate change and wildfire risk:

www.noaa.gov/noaa-wildfir...

Jean-Marie Le Pen, the French far right leader, died today.

If you wonder how many French people feel about that, these are the scenes of celebration on the streets of Paris this evening.

One sign reads “The dirty racist is dead”.

(🎥 Luc Auffret)

can someone post something silly I’m tired of seeing nonstop posts about the senile incoming president wanting to invade neighboring countries and the social media barons hoping to fill the media landscape with rightwing slop until all of our brains are as smooth as unseasoned chicken breasts

look at him

Butker should step aside. Make his wife a sandwich. He should realize his life really started when he became a husband and a father. He should give up his day job. He should realize he’s been told diabolical lies — his place is in the home.

Paul Atreides in a trance, simultaneously savoring the genetic memory of every single Dorito eaten by humanity’s ancestors

i've been thinking about it and i think my ideal #FFFFFF ménage a trois would be with rhea ripley and joe burrow. i feel like that says a lot about my taste also.

ppl said jahmyr gibbs wasn’t worth a 1st round pick lol

Men , this is the year your dick size is gonna increase like crazy. Im talking 3x gains. Im talking wide ass puds the size of trash can lids

if i was a snapping turtle i would never let people put things in my mouth for an instagram reel . i would show a little more tact than most

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