Champagne Mother 🥂
@shinimegami.bsky.social
Fandom stuff, internet based horror stuff, random bullshit.
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Mission Accomplished. #AEWCollision
December 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Mission Accomplished. #AEWCollision
Why is it the Death Riders always too good to use the fucking ramp? #AEW #AEWCollision
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Why is it the Death Riders always too good to use the fucking ramp? #AEW #AEWCollision
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December 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Mark Briscoe with the gentleman rizz #AEW #AEWCollision
December 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Mark Briscoe with the gentleman rizz #AEW #AEWCollision
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Union City, CA Lost Pet Alert
We literally found this lost puppy on Christmas Eve. Less than 12 weeks old (still has baby teeth), cloudy eyes, but endlessly sweet, been lying on my lap since we found her.
Help me find her family, lost puppy on Xmas is tragic! 🎄😭
We literally found this lost puppy on Christmas Eve. Less than 12 weeks old (still has baby teeth), cloudy eyes, but endlessly sweet, been lying on my lap since we found her.
Help me find her family, lost puppy on Xmas is tragic! 🎄😭
December 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Union City, CA Lost Pet Alert
We literally found this lost puppy on Christmas Eve. Less than 12 weeks old (still has baby teeth), cloudy eyes, but endlessly sweet, been lying on my lap since we found her.
Help me find her family, lost puppy on Xmas is tragic! 🎄😭
We literally found this lost puppy on Christmas Eve. Less than 12 weeks old (still has baby teeth), cloudy eyes, but endlessly sweet, been lying on my lap since we found her.
Help me find her family, lost puppy on Xmas is tragic! 🎄😭
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Fuck yeah, Mick!
December 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Fuck yeah, Mick!
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
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Trying to wish people on Bluesky a happy weekend
December 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Trying to wish people on Bluesky a happy weekend
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This. This was the formative event of my generation & our entire politics in 🇺🇸. The structural break after which we were no longer a full democracy, when 5 Wizards In Robes decided they were a super-legislature & counting all the actual votes didn’t matter. The rest has been 25 years of commentary.
25 years ago today, SCOTUS elected George W Bush president of the United States by blocking completion of a voting canvass in Florida. A subsequent canvass by the Associated Press showed that Bush's rival, Al Gore, had won the race in Florida—and thus the contest for the presidency—by 700 votes.
December 12, 2025 at 7:50 AM
This. This was the formative event of my generation & our entire politics in 🇺🇸. The structural break after which we were no longer a full democracy, when 5 Wizards In Robes decided they were a super-legislature & counting all the actual votes didn’t matter. The rest has been 25 years of commentary.
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dec 14th is the last day u can order anything and still get it in time for christmas (at least in Canada!)
added a new hoodie inspired by my fave group TWICE and their song MARS last night :3 and the Angel #48 jersey for AESPA!
popdiary.storenvy.com
added a new hoodie inspired by my fave group TWICE and their song MARS last night :3 and the Angel #48 jersey for AESPA!
popdiary.storenvy.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
dec 14th is the last day u can order anything and still get it in time for christmas (at least in Canada!)
added a new hoodie inspired by my fave group TWICE and their song MARS last night :3 and the Angel #48 jersey for AESPA!
popdiary.storenvy.com
added a new hoodie inspired by my fave group TWICE and their song MARS last night :3 and the Angel #48 jersey for AESPA!
popdiary.storenvy.com
Old people who get mad about “no problem” vs “thank you”…what’s it like being blissfully unaware of the actual problems of the “real world” y’all are always yapping about?
People are dying, Kim.
People are dying, Kim.
December 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Old people who get mad about “no problem” vs “thank you”…what’s it like being blissfully unaware of the actual problems of the “real world” y’all are always yapping about?
People are dying, Kim.
People are dying, Kim.
Dunno how I mustered up the energy to do my makeup but here we are
December 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Dunno how I mustered up the energy to do my makeup but here we are
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aew is great because there's a guy who is a dinosaur. he is not a man in a dinosaur mask. he is actually a 300 million year old dinosaur brought back to life by a feral child.
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
aew is great because there's a guy who is a dinosaur. he is not a man in a dinosaur mask. he is actually a 300 million year old dinosaur brought back to life by a feral child.
“Omg 2016 make up was so much y’all had everything blindness, you’re wearing 50 tons on concrete on your face”
And yet somehow I still don’t manage to pan an entire blush compact in one application like some of y’all did this year, but you do you and I’ll do me, sis.
And yet somehow I still don’t manage to pan an entire blush compact in one application like some of y’all did this year, but you do you and I’ll do me, sis.
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
“Omg 2016 make up was so much y’all had everything blindness, you’re wearing 50 tons on concrete on your face”
And yet somehow I still don’t manage to pan an entire blush compact in one application like some of y’all did this year, but you do you and I’ll do me, sis.
And yet somehow I still don’t manage to pan an entire blush compact in one application like some of y’all did this year, but you do you and I’ll do me, sis.
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life moves pretty fast
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
life moves pretty fast
Sorry I’m still stuck on Swerve making a gotdamn Dynasty Warriors reference #AEW #AEWCollision
December 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Sorry I’m still stuck on Swerve making a gotdamn Dynasty Warriors reference #AEW #AEWCollision
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°┊ Website Design
°┊ Ghost Posts
°┊ Social Media Audits
°┊ Book Box/Launch Merch Design
litmotif.ca
♡ / ↻ appreciated!
#promosky #smallbusiness #writingcommunity
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December 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
hey look it's my freelance business that YOU (an aspiring, debut, or established author!!) should totally follow!!
dedicated to simple, actionable, and non-stressful advice to build your online presence!
(psst we might be running an event soon...?? but let's try hitting 50 followers first!)
dedicated to simple, actionable, and non-stressful advice to build your online presence!
(psst we might be running an event soon...?? but let's try hitting 50 followers first!)
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If Mox and Okada flip each other off, does that cancel out the bitches?
#AEWCollision
#AEWCollision
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
If Mox and Okada flip each other off, does that cancel out the bitches?
#AEWCollision
#AEWCollision
Pac may skip leg day but Ace don’t #AEW #AEWCollision
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Pac may skip leg day but Ace don’t #AEW #AEWCollision
Don Callis wouldn’t be caught dead in Ohio because he knows someone here would beat the breaks off his bald ass. Don’t go to Cleveland, bitch. #AEW #AEWCollisions
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Don Callis wouldn’t be caught dead in Ohio because he knows someone here would beat the breaks off his bald ass. Don’t go to Cleveland, bitch. #AEW #AEWCollisions
NOT THE DYNASTY WARRIORS REFERENCE #AEW #AEWCollision
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
NOT THE DYNASTY WARRIORS REFERENCE #AEW #AEWCollision
Not the influencer-esque plug for the AEW store #AEW #AEWCollision
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Not the influencer-esque plug for the AEW store #AEW #AEWCollision
Do Darby need a hug? I’ll drive that hour to get to Columbus. 💀
Nah but seriously he sounded hella frustrated. :(
Nah but seriously he sounded hella frustrated. :(
December 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Do Darby need a hug? I’ll drive that hour to get to Columbus. 💀
Nah but seriously he sounded hella frustrated. :(
Nah but seriously he sounded hella frustrated. :(
No matter what Stoke gotta say, it will still never get him any hoes. #AEW #AEWCollision
December 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
No matter what Stoke gotta say, it will still never get him any hoes. #AEW #AEWCollision
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Whatever Stoke. You still got no hoes. #AEWCollision
December 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Whatever Stoke. You still got no hoes. #AEWCollision